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Mueller vs. Trump: Time for the White House to 'Unleash the Genius'
Rex HuppkeContact Reporter
There are two things we know for certain:
1) President Donald Trump is a genius. A stable one, at that.
2) Special counsel Robert Muellers investigation of Russian interference in the 2016 presidential election is a witch hunt and there was absolutely no collusion between the Trump campaign and the Russian government.
We know those two things are accurate because Trump said them and geniuses dont lie. (Lying isnt a smart thing to do and geniuses are, by definition, very smart. Ipso facto, no genius has ever lied.)
How do I know Trump is a genius? Simple. Its a well-established fact that all geniuses self-identify.
The equation at the heart of Albert Einsteins theory of special relativity is often truncated by the liberal media as E = mc2, but what he wrote was actually: E = mc2, oh my God, Im a genius. And not just a regular genius but, like, the biggest genius of all time!
Also, while liberal scientists have attempted to erase all but the first part of this statement, Sir Isaac Newton once said: To any action there is always an opposite and equal reaction, and I should know because Im a tremendous genius. I mean, did anyone else discover gravity before me? No. GENIUS!
In keeping with those great thinkers, Trump tweeted over the weekend that throughout my life, my two greatest assets have been mental stability and being, like, really smart. He then, like, noted that he is a very stable genius.
Theres no way for us nongeniuses to argue with that, so it must be true. Also, since former FBI Director Mueller has never publicly claimed to be a genius, he must not be one.
This gives us an obvious intellectual mismatch. And you dont have to be a genius to see that the Trump administration can bring the Russia investigation to a swift conclusion by using a tactic Ive dubbed Unleashing the Genius.
Its time for the presidents attorneys and other handlers to stop waffling and let our stable genius president do what he believes he does best: Win.
http://www.chicagotribune.com/news/opinion/huppke/ct-met-trump-genius-mueller-russia-huppke-20180108-story.html
Brilliant.
Thanks, orangecrush!
orangecrush
(19,620 posts)how else could I post a genius post like this?
PJMcK
(22,050 posts)orangecrush
(19,620 posts)"I am a stable genius".
That's all you have to do!
Xipe Totec
(43,890 posts)orangecrush
(19,620 posts)Chasstev365
(5,191 posts)orangecrush
(19,620 posts)after all, it is what Putin and others have done.
I expect Muellers tack is to get Trump on record, then drop the evidence bombs.
bucolic_frolic
(43,293 posts)Yes, when Donald J. Trump throws the Stable Genius at Mueller and his prosecutors, they will be annihilated with laughter!
"Throwing the Stable Genius" is sure to be as effective a tactic as blustering them with seaweed.
orangecrush
(19,620 posts)FakeNoose
(32,767 posts)I'm not so sure.
L. Coyote
(51,129 posts)orangecrush
(19,620 posts)anything but.