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ProudLib72

(17,984 posts)
Thu Jan 18, 2018, 08:32 PM Jan 2018

Asked the Wife What She Would Do If I Gave Her a Magazine with My Pic on Cover

pulled down my pants and asked her to spank me with it. She said she would tell me to put the magazine in the bathroom and use it for toilet paper.

Note: I did not include the offer of remuneration in the sum of $130K for said spanking, and I believe that could have had an impact on her answer.

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Asked the Wife What She Would Do If I Gave Her a Magazine with My Pic on Cover (Original Post) ProudLib72 Jan 2018 OP
40 million people who claim to be god fearing christians have NO problem with this. Eliot Rosewater Jan 2018 #1
Mega churches will be offering "Spank for the Lord" services real soon! ProudLib72 Jan 2018 #4
& the gays! Wwcd Jan 2018 #5
Spanking???? What did I miss? A little S&M? Oh please let it be! hedda_foil Jan 2018 #2
Trump asked Stormy to spank him with a Forbes magazine. emulatorloo Jan 2018 #9
You don't know the latest water cooler gossip!? ProudLib72 Jan 2018 #10
Your question deserved her answer Wwcd Jan 2018 #3
I know ProudLib72 Jan 2018 #6
Haaha..this is hillarious. Well now you know, at least. Wwcd Jan 2018 #8
I might have been tempted to roll up the mag, smile and whack you on the head MLAA Jan 2018 #7
Guess who else was on the cover mercuryblues Jan 2018 #11
Oh yeah, I think I saw that. Such a bastard ProudLib72 Jan 2018 #12

Eliot Rosewater

(31,361 posts)
1. 40 million people who claim to be god fearing christians have NO problem with this.
Thu Jan 18, 2018, 08:34 PM
Jan 2018

And why? Other than they worship trump, because they hate women that much.

It is ALL about abortion and racism.

ProudLib72

(17,984 posts)
4. Mega churches will be offering "Spank for the Lord" services real soon!
Thu Jan 18, 2018, 08:36 PM
Jan 2018

And as a special offer, Graham is going to include a free porn magazine with every $1000 bucket of apocalypse food stuffs he sells.

MLAA

(17,617 posts)
7. I might have been tempted to roll up the mag, smile and whack you on the head
Thu Jan 18, 2018, 08:39 PM
Jan 2018

until you had regained your senses. No insult intended to those that might enjoy spanking among consulting adults.

ProudLib72

(17,984 posts)
12. Oh yeah, I think I saw that. Such a bastard
Thu Jan 18, 2018, 10:06 PM
Jan 2018

Jr is probably proud of the fact, and Eric is feeling left out.

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