How much time does Trump spend on tanning?

[OAITW r.2.0]

His eyes are always white.....like he was wearing goggles to keep his eyes getting fried. Solarium Man. Wants to be darker, but not that dark!

[TexasBushwhacker]

1. I imagine it's spray tan

I did read that he uses "Just For Men" hair color but he's too impatient to keep it on the required time (20 minutes). Hence his weird, brassy blonde hair.

[OAITW r.2.0]

3. Weird, the eyes are white, like he wore eyecovers to keep his eyes from the UV.

[blogslut]

13. Spray tanners use eye goggles.

I would imagine the stain, if it isn't outright harmful to the eyes, stings the peepers.

[smirkymonkey]

4. You would think he would go to a salon and get a normal hair and face color.

It's not like he can't afford it. I don't know why he insists on doing these things himself. He looks absolutely ridiculous!

[marybourg]

10. But then he wouldn't be able to pretend

that it's natural.

[TexasBushwhacker]

14. I don't know why he doesn't were better fitting suits n/t

[L. Coyote]

2. How much time each day with his make-up staff?

That's his cake face, not a tan.

[Submariner]

5. Yup, goggles. WARNING: HAVE EYE BLEACH READY

[OAITW r.2.0]

7. hahahhahahahahahah

Yeah, that's Dandy Don!

[Ohiogal]

6. Are we taxpayers stuck with his tanning bills

Like we're stuck paying for Sarah Smirkleberry,'s hair and makeup person?

[tableturner]

8. He has his face sprayed daily with makeup...eyes covered, then whitener under the eyes.

[HipChick]

9. Check out his photo with Stormy...no tan...he looks decades old..

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[OAITW r.2.0]

11. He looks like a Racoon.

i have lots better stuff buried by new comments....jesus, / Why is this post getting any intelligent comments?

[smirkymonkey]

12. I don't know why he bothers.

He is absolutely hideous no matter what he does. He is the ugliest man in the world as far as I am concerned. I can't stand the sight of him.