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Related: Editorials & Other Articles, Issue Forums, Alliance Forums, Region ForumsTop 10 Conservative Idiots #4-5: Better Dead Than Red State Edition
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Top 10 Conservative Idiots #4-5: Better Dead Than Red State Edition
Ed. Note - due to a scheduling conflict at our home venue, we're bringing you the Top 10 a little bit early this week! Now on with the show!
Welcome back to the Top 10 Conservative Idiots! Fly Eagles Fly! Fly Eagles Fly! Fly Eagles Fly! Fly Eagles Fly! Fly Eagles Fly! Whew!!! Im celebrating like I won the Super Bowl! And my team was out of the playoffs for what seemed like an eternity ago, didnt it? I mean how great was it to see the unbridled joy wiped off Bill Belichecks face? That guy really is a man of 1,000 emotions isnt he? I actually saw a meme where it said Who wore it better? Bill Belicheck or Emperor Palpatine?. And what the fuck was up with Kevin Hart at the end? Did he really think he won the Super Bowl? Or was he going to pull a Kanye West and be like Carson Wentz isnt the real MVP, Chris Long is the real MVP of this shit! And then he goes on the NFL Network to air his thoughts on the game. But my favorite thing is on Monday he went on TV and was like Kids, alcohol is bad for you.. And then there was Eagles fangirl Jennifer Lawrence who was on a Delta flight from New Orleans and was trying to get on the planes intercom system getting a Fly Eagles Fly chant going, only to find she was the only one doing the chanting. Which begs the question - if one person leads a chant and nobody cares, did it really happen? And then there was the Patriots. Yeah Tom Brady, you put up a good fight, and you can rest assured that you dont have to go to the White House to meet Trump. Yeah remember when we had a president who wasnt a raging asshole? Those were good times. And then there were the ads which we will get to in a minute. But the parties in Philadelphia were fucking insane. I saw one tweet where this guy said Philadelphians chased cops out of downtown! Savages!, which I am saying to this guy: U mad bro?. And then there was the guy who ate horse shit. Which is a shame, because that guy will now be famous for the rest of his life as the Eagles fan who literally ate horse shit! OK enough of the intro. We have a lot of idiocy to get to, but first Bill Maher is back and he completely slams Trumps wall in his New Rules segment:
Ladies and gentlemen, returning to the number 1 slot after a long absence this week is our president, Donald J. Trump (1)! Bravo, well done! So whats he been up to this week? Well, he released the memo, and as expected it was a colossal shit show! Taking the second slot of course is also Donald Trump (2) ah, fuck, who cares about his Nazi parade? SpaceX launched a rocket into orbit, how awesome is that? We will tell you all about it! At number 3, were going to introduce you to Illinois congressional candidate Arthur Jones (3). If you dont know who he is, you will. And lets just say were going to need the Blues Brothers for this one, because this guy is a real piece of work. In the fourth slot is White Goodmans doppleganger Paul Ryan, because he had a huge Twitter SNAFU over the weekend. While he was praising the $1.50 raise working class employees got, his billionaire backers are getting raises that eclipse that. In the fifth slot is our brand new segment Top 10 Investigates (5)! So were going to take you deep inside a neo Nazi themed MMA organization, and its scary beyond belief! At number 6 is our duty to have our weekly sermon on all the crazy things that the religious right has been up to in Holy Shit (6). And this time were going to tell you about how Pat Robetson almost met god over the weekend among other madness. Taking the seventh slot is the Advertising Industry (7). So if you saw Super Bowl 52 over the weekend, you most likely saw some terrible advertisements from Dodge RAM, Honda, and Verizon. And also Doritos is trying out an insane new product we cant wait to tell you about. AT number 8, we're going to play a game of "Is It Racist"? Spoiler alert! Yeah probably. The subject? We're going to do a deep dive on why the Cleveland Indians decided to finally shitcan their infamous and controversial Cheif Wahoo logo. In the number 9 (NEIN!!!) slot is "I Need A Drink", and this time we're going to get drunk and talk about the sensitive subject of Emotional Support Animals (9) and wait until you see some of the crazy things people try to take on planes. Man nothing exciting ever happens on any of my flights! And then finally this week we have the next round of our Shithole World Tour (10) and were going to Central America and the country of El Salvador! Is it really as much of a shithole as Trump says it is? Plus its finally February and were celebrating Black History Month here at the Top 10. And what better way to kick off our celebration than with a live performance from The Legendary Roots Crew? Hell yeah! Enjoy! And as always dont forget the key!
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[font size="8"]Donald Trump
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Remember back in the 80s when Russia was actually our enemy? And you know the GOP loves them some slogans, right? If I remember correctly their motto during that time their slogan of choice was Better dead than red!!!!. Thats all you heard during the 80s. BETTER DEAD THAN RED!!!. It was flying next to their dont tread on me flags. Well, now I think we need to change that motto to Better dead than red state!. Now let me explain. We have a president whos deep in bed with Russia, and Russia loves him. So much that rejected Keebler Elf Ron Paul was in Russia, on Russian state television and said this:
Russias state television channel seems to be happy with President Donald Trumps decision to not enforce sanctions against Russia that were overwhelmingly approved by both houses of Congress.
Julia Davis, who runs the Russian Media Monitor website, reports via Twitter that Russian TV show host Olga Skabeeva on Tuesday was positively gushing about the White Houses decision to not enforce new sanctions against her country.
Seemingly, Trump is ours again, said Skabeeva, according to Davis translation. So far, hes being quiet and not supporting the sanctions.
Co-host Evgeny Popov seemingly agreed and told her, Well, it seems that way.
https://www.rawstory.com/2018/01/trump-russian-tv-host-celebrates-white-house-refuses-enforce-new-sanctions/
Julia Davis, who runs the Russian Media Monitor website, reports via Twitter that Russian TV show host Olga Skabeeva on Tuesday was positively gushing about the White Houses decision to not enforce new sanctions against her country.
Seemingly, Trump is ours again, said Skabeeva, according to Davis translation. So far, hes being quiet and not supporting the sanctions.
Co-host Evgeny Popov seemingly agreed and told her, Well, it seems that way.
https://www.rawstory.com/2018/01/trump-russian-tv-host-celebrates-white-house-refuses-enforce-new-sanctions/
Yeah BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! So seriously whats Ron Paul doing on Russian state TV? I mean come on, when youre under investigation for ties to Russia, dont talk about Russia. I mean you dont tell the guy trying to lose 100 pounds: Go on fatty! Were going to the Golden Corral for lunch! Whats your vice? They got everything you could want!
On Tuesday morningthe day after the House Intelligence Committee voted along partisan lines to send Rep. Devin Nunes memo, alleging abuses of the Foreign Intelligence Surveillance Act, to President Donald Trump for declassificationpresidential adviser Kellyanne Conway was confronted with the idea that Russian trolls were promoting the #releasethememo hashtag online. She was offended. Russian trolls, she told a television interviewer, have nothing to do with releasing the memothat was a vote of the intelligence committee. But her assertion is incorrect. The vote marked the culmination of a targeted, 11-day information operation that was amplified by computational propaganda techniques and aimed to change both public perceptions and the behavior of American lawmakers.
And it worked. By the time the memo got to the president, its release was a forgone conclusioneven before he had read it.
This bears repeating: Computational propagandadefined as the use of information and communication technologies to manipulate perceptions, affect cognition, and influence behaviorhas been used, successfully, to manipulate the perceptions of the American public and the actions of elected officials.
The analysis below, conducted by our team from the social media intelligence group New Media Frontier, shows that the #releasethememo campaign was fueled by, and likely originated from, computational propaganda. It is critical that we understand how this was done and what it means for the future of American democracy.
https://www.politico.com/magazine/story/2018/02/04/trump-twitter-russians-release-the-memo-216935
And it worked. By the time the memo got to the president, its release was a forgone conclusioneven before he had read it.
This bears repeating: Computational propagandadefined as the use of information and communication technologies to manipulate perceptions, affect cognition, and influence behaviorhas been used, successfully, to manipulate the perceptions of the American public and the actions of elected officials.
The analysis below, conducted by our team from the social media intelligence group New Media Frontier, shows that the #releasethememo campaign was fueled by, and likely originated from, computational propaganda. It is critical that we understand how this was done and what it means for the future of American democracy.
https://www.politico.com/magazine/story/2018/02/04/trump-twitter-russians-release-the-memo-216935
Hey Alex Jones! This is what an actual conspiracy looks like! You have GOP operatives going overseas to a country we attempted to sanction. They tried to get a memo released that smeared opponents. And theyre conspiring to undermine an FBI investigation. That is a fucking conspiracy! Oh and you know what happened when Trump actually did release the memo? It was a predicted category 5 shit storm, as is everything with this administration!
WASHINGTON House Republicans released a politically charged memo on Friday that accused F.B.I. and Justice Department leaders of abusing their surveillance powers to spy on a former Trump campaign adviser suspected of being an agent of Russia.
The memo alarmed national security officials and outraged Democrats, who accused the Republicans of misrepresenting sensitive government information through omissions and inaccuracies. President Trump declassified it over the objections of the F.B.I., which had expressed grave concerns over its accuracy in a rare public break from the White House.
The three-and-a-half-page memo, written by Republican congressional aides, criticized information used by law enforcement officials in their application for a warrant to wiretap the former campaign adviser, Carter Page, and named the senior F.B.I. and Justice Department officials who approved the highly classified application.
But it fell well short of making the case promised by some Republicans: that the evidence it contained would cast doubt on the origins of the Russia investigation and possibly undermine the inquiry, which has been taken over by a special counsel, Robert S. Mueller III. The Page warrant is just one aspect of the broader investigation.
https://www.nytimes.com/2018/02/02/us/politics/trump-fbi-memo.html
The memo alarmed national security officials and outraged Democrats, who accused the Republicans of misrepresenting sensitive government information through omissions and inaccuracies. President Trump declassified it over the objections of the F.B.I., which had expressed grave concerns over its accuracy in a rare public break from the White House.
The three-and-a-half-page memo, written by Republican congressional aides, criticized information used by law enforcement officials in their application for a warrant to wiretap the former campaign adviser, Carter Page, and named the senior F.B.I. and Justice Department officials who approved the highly classified application.
But it fell well short of making the case promised by some Republicans: that the evidence it contained would cast doubt on the origins of the Russia investigation and possibly undermine the inquiry, which has been taken over by a special counsel, Robert S. Mueller III. The Page warrant is just one aspect of the broader investigation.
https://www.nytimes.com/2018/02/02/us/politics/trump-fbi-memo.html
So theres two memos. Theres a flip side to every memo. So what did the GOP memo actually talk about, and why did it get released? Remember Highlights Magazine and they had that cartoon Goofus And Gallant? The GOP are goofus. They would do anything that Gallant doesnt. Actually better metaphor the GOP is Lucy pulling the football away from Charlie Brown. Only in this scenario, as Charlie is lying on the ground, Lucy spits in his face and kicks him in the ribs. Because theyre just that satanic. Lets explore that further.
WASHINGTON President Trump again attacked the Russia investigation on Monday, this time targeting the top Democrat on the House Intelligence Committee: Rep. Adam Schiff of California.
Trump called Schiff "one of the biggest liars and leakers in Washington" and said he "must be stopped."
Schiff's committee is probing whether Trump and his associates colluded with Russians who sought to interfere in the 2016 election through cyberattacks and fake news.
Trump's attacks came as Democrats seek to release a memo to counter claims made in a newly declassified memo written at the direction of House Intelligence Committee Chairman Devin Nunes, R-Calif.
The Nunes memo argued that the FBI and Justice Department abused their top-secret surveillance to spy on an adviser to Trump's campaign. The memo alleges the government obtained its warrant to spy on Carter Page based on a disputed dossier compiled by an ex-spy retained by an opposition research firm and financed by Democrats.
https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/politics/2018/02/05/trump-attacks-adam-schiff-liar-and-leaker-democrats-seek-counter-nunes-memo/306328002/
Trump called Schiff "one of the biggest liars and leakers in Washington" and said he "must be stopped."
Schiff's committee is probing whether Trump and his associates colluded with Russians who sought to interfere in the 2016 election through cyberattacks and fake news.
Trump's attacks came as Democrats seek to release a memo to counter claims made in a newly declassified memo written at the direction of House Intelligence Committee Chairman Devin Nunes, R-Calif.
The Nunes memo argued that the FBI and Justice Department abused their top-secret surveillance to spy on an adviser to Trump's campaign. The memo alleges the government obtained its warrant to spy on Carter Page based on a disputed dossier compiled by an ex-spy retained by an opposition research firm and financed by Democrats.
https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/politics/2018/02/05/trump-attacks-adam-schiff-liar-and-leaker-democrats-seek-counter-nunes-memo/306328002/
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Can we talk about something cool for a change? I dont want to talk about Trump or his dumbass Nazi parade, or Fox & Friends having an Americagasm over Trumps SOTU, or any of the other shit weve had to put up with since the election. I mean come on, Trump already had his Nazi parade back in August. Thank you! And the thing is you know I dont want you to think this show is about negativity! What kind of host would that make me? Not a very good one if you ask me! For the record, before I switch subjects and talk about what I want to talk about, Trump is the idiot in this piece, and only because I cant stop watching this.
Oh!! Oh!!!! You cant unsee that, can you! Ha!!!! OK enough of that heres the cool thing that I wanted to talk about. Space X. Right? How fucking awesome was that? And allow me to fanboy out for a second this is what happens when you see science in action. Even the guy who we call president wants in on the action:
Link to tweet
Wait a minute isnt Elon Musk from South Africa? Why yes he is! Trump stopped tweeting out of his ass during his morning Fox & Friends binge to tweet something that actually sounds kind of presidential! So lets talk some more about this subject:
It takes a beat or two for the brain to compute. The image is startling, incongruous, barmy. A car floats in space. At the wheel is a spacesuit, seatbelt on. Earth hangs behind it. The two objects dont work together. The image jars like bad Photoshop. But it is real.
The photograph was beamed down to Earth courtesy of Elon Musks ego, bravado and taste for the absurd. It is human folly and genius rolled into one, a picture that sums up 2018 so far. Life on Earth feels precarious, so we look to the stars.
So how did we get here: the heavens navigated by a dummy astronaut in an electric car, with a handy note for aliens Made on Earth by humans imprinted on the circuit board?
https://www.theguardian.com/science/2018/feb/07/space-oddity-elon-musk-spacex-car-mars-falcon-heavy
The photograph was beamed down to Earth courtesy of Elon Musks ego, bravado and taste for the absurd. It is human folly and genius rolled into one, a picture that sums up 2018 so far. Life on Earth feels precarious, so we look to the stars.
So how did we get here: the heavens navigated by a dummy astronaut in an electric car, with a handy note for aliens Made on Earth by humans imprinted on the circuit board?
https://www.theguardian.com/science/2018/feb/07/space-oddity-elon-musk-spacex-car-mars-falcon-heavy
Thats right! This is science in action here! I still cant get over how awesome that was we shot a fucking car into the Mars orbit! Never mind that its going to return in a billion years, it was playing David Bowies Space Oddity! So what is the purpose behind the space man driving the car? Lets explore that a bit.
SpaceX put a Starman into space today, on a path to a potential wide looping orbit of Mars and Earth it was actually a mannequin wearing an official SpaceX crew flight suit, but it was more than just a fun payload for a rocket that stood every chance of exploding mid-flight, it turns out.
Elon Musk revealed on a press call following the Falcon Heavy launch on Tuesday that the mannequin was wearing an actual production SpaceX crew spacesuit, rather than a non-functional prototype or mock-up. The suit, which the SpaceX CEO revealed last year via Instagram, will eventually clothe SpaceX astronauts flying on board Crew Dragon, the capsule its developing to bring real people to space, with a target initial launch date of later this year if all goes to plan.
The suit, developed in-house by SpaceX, features a sleeker design than most spacefaring flight suits youll find. Its a design that came with a price, however: Musk said that combining style and function was a particular challenge in a spacesuit.
https://techcrunch.com/2018/02/06/spacexs-spacesuited-starman-mannequin-serves-a-real-purpose/
Elon Musk revealed on a press call following the Falcon Heavy launch on Tuesday that the mannequin was wearing an actual production SpaceX crew spacesuit, rather than a non-functional prototype or mock-up. The suit, which the SpaceX CEO revealed last year via Instagram, will eventually clothe SpaceX astronauts flying on board Crew Dragon, the capsule its developing to bring real people to space, with a target initial launch date of later this year if all goes to plan.
The suit, developed in-house by SpaceX, features a sleeker design than most spacefaring flight suits youll find. Its a design that came with a price, however: Musk said that combining style and function was a particular challenge in a spacesuit.
https://techcrunch.com/2018/02/06/spacexs-spacesuited-starman-mannequin-serves-a-real-purpose/
Damn straight! But my favorite thing about this of course someone put up a used Space X Test Rocket on Craigslist. And it can be yours for the low, low price of $9 million! Hey Ive got that hiding underneath my mattress, sure!
In the market for a "gently used" SpaceX orbital rocket?
Perhaps looking for a new lawn ornament? A real conversation starter? Planning ahead for Christmas?
Oh boy, do I have the deal for you ...
Someone has listed a gently used orbital launch vehicle for sale on Craigslist for $9.9 million, "or best offer." Good news, the "seller" accepts cryptocurrency, so you finally have an excuse to use those Bitcoin profits.
And this sucker is a beaut. It's fully loaded! "Take off and land anywhere!" Who needs Happy Honda Days or Toyotathon when you can start your morning commute with 9X Merlin engines! And you all thought self-driving cars were the futures ... SMH.
https://www.floridatoday.com/story/news/2018/02/05/gently-used-spacex-rocket-sale-craigslist-bring-your-own-tug-boat/306936002/
Perhaps looking for a new lawn ornament? A real conversation starter? Planning ahead for Christmas?
Oh boy, do I have the deal for you ...
Someone has listed a gently used orbital launch vehicle for sale on Craigslist for $9.9 million, "or best offer." Good news, the "seller" accepts cryptocurrency, so you finally have an excuse to use those Bitcoin profits.
And this sucker is a beaut. It's fully loaded! "Take off and land anywhere!" Who needs Happy Honda Days or Toyotathon when you can start your morning commute with 9X Merlin engines! And you all thought self-driving cars were the futures ... SMH.
https://www.floridatoday.com/story/news/2018/02/05/gently-used-spacex-rocket-sale-craigslist-bring-your-own-tug-boat/306936002/
Ah gotta love that movie! So where do we go from there? Whats the next target for SpaceX? Maybe fixing Donald Trumps hair? Hey o!!! Well considering that each launch is ridiculously expensive it could take a few years before the next one.
A SpaceX Falcon Heavy rocket lifts off from historic launch pad 39-A at the Kennedy Space Center in Cape Canaveral, Florida, U.S., February 6, 2018.
SpaceX launches Heavy Falcon rocket
19 Hours Ago | 02:06
The successful launch of SpaceX's Falcon Heavy rocket had the entire space industry watching on Tuesday, and the Department of Defense was chief among those following the test flight, a former official told CNBC.
"This opens up a whole new set of capabilities for the Defense Department, and Washington, to be able to put up even more capable satellites and do it at a fraction of the cost of today," John Young said.
Young was the Pentagon's Under Secretary of Defense for acquisition tech and logistics and is now a SpaceX advisory board member and consultant. His role for more than two years in Washington was to be the person "in charge of all Pentagon buying," he said.
After seven years and half a billion dollars in development, Falcon Heavy's maiden flight had SpaceX CEO Elon Musk saying he wants "a new space race" from both corporations and governments alike. Falcon Heavy "can launch things direct to Pluto and beyond," Musk said, and each launch starts at $90 million.
https://www.cnbc.com/2018/02/07/spacex-falcon-heavy-brings-new-capabilities-for-the-defense-department.html
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Illinois Nazis. I hate Illinois Nazis. Jake Blues
Well, where are the Blues Brothers when you need them? Because were going to introduce you to an actual Illinois Nazi. And when you guess what party hes affiliated with, the answer will shock you. Or maybe not if you have been following this program for any length of time. This guy is a real gem too, and not only does he look like a bad rendering of Mr. Magoo, his ugliness will leave a bad taste in your mouth, because whew.
Arthur Jones an outspoken Holocaust denier, activist anti-Semite and white supremacist is poised to become the Republican nominee for an Illinois congressional seat representing parts of Chicago and nearby suburbs.
Well first of all, Im running for Congress not the chancellor of Germany. All right. To me the Holocaust is what I said it is: Its an international extortion racket, Jones told the Chicago Sun-Times.
Indeed, Jones website for his latest congressional run includes a section titled The Holocaust Racket where he calls the genocide carried out by the German Nazi regime and collaborators in other nations the biggest blackest lie in history.
Jones, 70, a retired insurance agent who lives in suburban Lyons, has unsuccessfully run for elected offices in the Chicago area and Milwaukee since the 1970s.
https://chicago.suntimes.com/news/holocaust-denier-arthur-jones-republican-3rd-congressional-district-lipinski-newman/
Well first of all, Im running for Congress not the chancellor of Germany. All right. To me the Holocaust is what I said it is: Its an international extortion racket, Jones told the Chicago Sun-Times.
Indeed, Jones website for his latest congressional run includes a section titled The Holocaust Racket where he calls the genocide carried out by the German Nazi regime and collaborators in other nations the biggest blackest lie in history.
Jones, 70, a retired insurance agent who lives in suburban Lyons, has unsuccessfully run for elected offices in the Chicago area and Milwaukee since the 1970s.
https://chicago.suntimes.com/news/holocaust-denier-arthur-jones-republican-3rd-congressional-district-lipinski-newman/
Yeah sorry Jake, but this guy is definitely *NOT* on a mission from god. Id say hes more on a mission from Satan. Hes already got the Nazi trifecta holocaust denier, white supremacist, and an activist anti-Semite. Can he go for the superfecta?
Well, first of all, Im running fo Congress not the chancellor of Germany, Mr Jones said in an interview with the Chicago Sun-Times. To me the Holocaust is what I said it is: Its an international extortion racket,
He went on to describe how he led the American Nazi Party and is currently head of the America First Committee. Membership in this organisation is open to any white American citizen of European, non-Jewish descent, he added.
Mr Jones had seven failed runs for the Republican 3rd Congressional District primary, but this time is running unopposed.
The Illinois Republican Party and our country have no place for Nazis like Arthur Jones, the Illinois Republican Party chair, Tim Schneider, said in a statement. We strongly oppose his racist views and his candidacy for any public office, including the 3rd Congressional District.
http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/us-politics/arthur-jones-holocaust-denier-republican-nominee-congress-illinois-american-nazi-party-racist-anti-a8195421.html
He went on to describe how he led the American Nazi Party and is currently head of the America First Committee. Membership in this organisation is open to any white American citizen of European, non-Jewish descent, he added.
Mr Jones had seven failed runs for the Republican 3rd Congressional District primary, but this time is running unopposed.
The Illinois Republican Party and our country have no place for Nazis like Arthur Jones, the Illinois Republican Party chair, Tim Schneider, said in a statement. We strongly oppose his racist views and his candidacy for any public office, including the 3rd Congressional District.
http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/us-politics/arthur-jones-holocaust-denier-republican-nominee-congress-illinois-american-nazi-party-racist-anti-a8195421.html
Ding ding ding!!! We have the Superfecta! He said America First! Bravo, take a bow! And Mr. Schneider, before you go and condemn this guy, you should be aware that hes currently running unopposed. Which makes him the perfect GOP target.
A former leader in the American Nazi Party is about to be the only Republican on the ticket for a congressional race in Illinois.
According to the Chicago Sun-Times, Arthur Jones, a Holocaust denier who has repeatedly tried ― and failed ― to attain office, is the only candidate seeking the GOP nod for the seat in the heavily Democratic 3rd Congressional District.
Images on Jones campaign website showed him speaking at KKK and neo-Nazi events, giving the Nazi salute and shredding the flag of Israel. He called the Confederate flag the symbol of white pride, white resistance and white counterrevolution. Jones also told the Sun-Times that the Holocaust was an international extortion racket.
Party leaders have disowned Jones.
The Illinois Republican Party and our country have no place for Nazis like Arthur Jones, Tim Schneider, chairman of the Illinois Republican Party, told the Sun-Times. We strongly oppose his racist views and his candidacy for any public office, including the 3rd Congressional District.
https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/arthur-jones-republican-nomination_us_5a77d3f6e4b0905433b5bd84
According to the Chicago Sun-Times, Arthur Jones, a Holocaust denier who has repeatedly tried ― and failed ― to attain office, is the only candidate seeking the GOP nod for the seat in the heavily Democratic 3rd Congressional District.
Images on Jones campaign website showed him speaking at KKK and neo-Nazi events, giving the Nazi salute and shredding the flag of Israel. He called the Confederate flag the symbol of white pride, white resistance and white counterrevolution. Jones also told the Sun-Times that the Holocaust was an international extortion racket.
Party leaders have disowned Jones.
The Illinois Republican Party and our country have no place for Nazis like Arthur Jones, Tim Schneider, chairman of the Illinois Republican Party, told the Sun-Times. We strongly oppose his racist views and his candidacy for any public office, including the 3rd Congressional District.
https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/arthur-jones-republican-nomination_us_5a77d3f6e4b0905433b5bd84
Oh and in case youre wondering what a gem this guy is, theres more! So much more! In fact in the above article, hes apparently amused that he has detractors. I mean this guy really is a fucking Nazi!
Jones mocked the partys attempts to stop him.
Well, its absolutely the best opportunity in my entire political career, he told the Chicago Tribune. Every time Ive run its been against a Republican who follows this politically correct nonsense. This time they screwed up.
Well, its absolutely the best opportunity in my entire political career, he told the Chicago Tribune. Every time Ive run its been against a Republican who follows this politically correct nonsense. This time they screwed up.
Yeah because thats how good Nazis operate! They blame those for causing their own failures! And of course hed attack the politically correct crowd! Those damn snowflakes! If this is too much for you, go back to your safe spaces! And thats not all! Wait until you see who else hes attacked!
And in his most recent blog post dated Aug. 24 Jones rails against Radical Leftists and blames them for starting racial violence that had roiled Charlottesville about two weeks earlier. Heather Heyer, 32, a protester at a white supremacist rally, died after a driver rammed a car into a crowd of demonstrators. A self-professed neo-Nazi has been charged with first-degree murder in the incident. Jones painted the death as an accident.
Despite his views, Jones is all but certain to become the GOP nominee in one of Illinoiss most prominent congressional districts one that includes parts of Chicago and several suburbs to the west and southwest. Jones is running unopposed in the Republican primary; the deadline for candidates to file was in early December.
https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/powerpost/wp/2018/02/04/holocaust-denier-running-for-congress-has-no-opponents-in-republican-primary/?utm_term=.83e0fc007773
Despite his views, Jones is all but certain to become the GOP nominee in one of Illinoiss most prominent congressional districts one that includes parts of Chicago and several suburbs to the west and southwest. Jones is running unopposed in the Republican primary; the deadline for candidates to file was in early December.
https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/powerpost/wp/2018/02/04/holocaust-denier-running-for-congress-has-no-opponents-in-republican-primary/?utm_term=.83e0fc007773
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Raises. That thing you used to get for doing a good job. Of course, now these days with the greediest men alive, the Koch Brothers, determining our economic destiny, you will most likely never get another one as long as you live. Sad reality. Deal with it. And who definitely wont be getting raises? Teachers. Secretaries. Assistants. Just ask Speaker Of The House, and White Goodmans doppleganger, Paul Ryan. So while most people are enjoying their $1.50 tax breaks, the billionaires are enjoying their $1,500,000 tax breaks. Heres more:
Never mind all the Democrats who call the GOPs tax bill a deficit-busting giveaway to the rich; House Speaker Paul D. Ryan has been enthusiastically promoting it as a middle-class tax windfall.
Hes been coaching other Republican lawmakers to sell the $1.5 trillion tax cut to voters, and telling people on Twitter to check their paychecks for wage hikes. The bill which was deeply unpopular when it passed along party lines in December is now breaking even in a new opinion poll.
So Saturday morning, by way of good news, Ryans Twitter account shared a story about a secretary taking home a cool $6 a month in tax savings.
Here is the passage in the Associated Press:
Julia Ketchum, a secretary at a public high school in Lancaster, Pennsylvania, said she was pleasantly surprised her pay went up $1.50 a week. She didnt think her pay would go up at all, let alone this soon. That adds up to $78 a year, which she said will more than cover her Costco membership for the year.
https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/the-fix/wp/2018/02/03/paul-ryan-celebrated-the-tax-cut-with-a-tweet-about-a-secretary-saving-1-50-a-week/?utm_term=.757272e8a383
Hes been coaching other Republican lawmakers to sell the $1.5 trillion tax cut to voters, and telling people on Twitter to check their paychecks for wage hikes. The bill which was deeply unpopular when it passed along party lines in December is now breaking even in a new opinion poll.
So Saturday morning, by way of good news, Ryans Twitter account shared a story about a secretary taking home a cool $6 a month in tax savings.
Here is the passage in the Associated Press:
Julia Ketchum, a secretary at a public high school in Lancaster, Pennsylvania, said she was pleasantly surprised her pay went up $1.50 a week. She didnt think her pay would go up at all, let alone this soon. That adds up to $78 a year, which she said will more than cover her Costco membership for the year.
https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/the-fix/wp/2018/02/03/paul-ryan-celebrated-the-tax-cut-with-a-tweet-about-a-secretary-saving-1-50-a-week/?utm_term=.757272e8a383
Yeah BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! Good job, dumbass! Way to hit the nail on the head on income inequality guys! Because most people want their Costco memberships covered by $1.50 a week! Meanwhile the people who are actually benefitting from the $780,000 theyll save in tax breaks will never set foot in a fucking Costco! Thank you! But some good news is that the good people of Twitter wont let him get away with it!
@paulkrugman, New York Times opinion columnist, tweeting his thoughts on Paul Ryans tweet about the GOP tax cuts. On Saturday, Ryan tweeted and then deleted this: A secretary at a public high school in Lancaster, PA, said she was pleasantly surprised her pay went up $1.50 a week
she said [that] will more than cover her Costco membership for the year. The tweet was derided as out of touch. How many $1.50s does it take to add up to the $500,000 payoff you got from the Koch Brothers days after passing the tax scam? @Amy_Siskind asked.
https://www.washingtonpost.com/express/wp/2018/02/04/trending-paul-ryan-gets-roasted-over-deleted-tweet-bekah-from-the-bachelor-is-not-missing/?utm_term=.0f011d752fea
https://www.washingtonpost.com/express/wp/2018/02/04/trending-paul-ryan-gets-roasted-over-deleted-tweet-bekah-from-the-bachelor-is-not-missing/?utm_term=.0f011d752fea
Yes Paul, you suck! And here is my favorite part of all of this that tweet has actually given a favorable boost to his challenger in November! Heres more.
RACINE, WI An opponent of Speaker Paul Ryan in Wisconsin's First Congressional District says he's made some big-time campaign cash following a tweet by Ryan touting small-time wage gains.
At issue is a tweet that Ryan posted earlier this month. "A secretary at a public high school in Lancaster, Pennsylvania, said she was pleasantly surprised her pay went up $1.50 a week ... she said [that] will more than cover her Costco membership for the year," Ryan posted on his Twitter account.
Supporters of the GOP tax bill say that Ryan's tweet was about touting small-time wage gains as a way to show that the bill stood to benefit the poor as well as the rich. In contrast, however, critics pointed fingers at Ryan, suggesting that he is out of touch with working people.
https://patch.com/wisconsin/mountpleasant/paul-ryans-1-50-tweet-pays-big-dividend-opponent
At issue is a tweet that Ryan posted earlier this month. "A secretary at a public high school in Lancaster, Pennsylvania, said she was pleasantly surprised her pay went up $1.50 a week ... she said [that] will more than cover her Costco membership for the year," Ryan posted on his Twitter account.
Supporters of the GOP tax bill say that Ryan's tweet was about touting small-time wage gains as a way to show that the bill stood to benefit the poor as well as the rich. In contrast, however, critics pointed fingers at Ryan, suggesting that he is out of touch with working people.
https://patch.com/wisconsin/mountpleasant/paul-ryans-1-50-tweet-pays-big-dividend-opponent
Wow, even Captain Picard thinks you suck, Ryan! But thankfully our opposition wont let shit like this slide, because Paul Ryan deserves to get a lot of crap for this. I mean they basically gave a blank check to the billionaires and its already reaping the benefits while screwing everybody else.
Democrats slammed House Speaker Paul Ryan on Saturday after the speaker deleted a tweet touting how the new tax law increased one woman's take-home pay $1.50 a week, enough to pay for her Costco membership.
"A secretary at a public high school in Lancaster, PA, said she was pleasantly surprised her pay went up $1.50 a week ... she said [that] will more than cover her Costco membership for the year," a tweet from Ryan's campaign account read, before it was deleted.
It's unclear why Ryan (R-Wis.) decided to delete the tweet, which included a link to an Associated Press report that includes an anecdote about Julia Ketchum, the secretary in question.
Democrats and liberals on Twitter immediately bashed the message.
https://www.politico.com/story/2018/02/03/paul-ryan-deleted-tweet-tax-democrats-389082
"A secretary at a public high school in Lancaster, PA, said she was pleasantly surprised her pay went up $1.50 a week ... she said [that] will more than cover her Costco membership for the year," a tweet from Ryan's campaign account read, before it was deleted.
It's unclear why Ryan (R-Wis.) decided to delete the tweet, which included a link to an Associated Press report that includes an anecdote about Julia Ketchum, the secretary in question.
Democrats and liberals on Twitter immediately bashed the message.
https://www.politico.com/story/2018/02/03/paul-ryan-deleted-tweet-tax-democrats-389082
Did I mention Paul Ryan sucks?
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Ladies and gentlemen, I am extremely excited to debut our new segment here, and I hope it goes well! Lets hit it!
Welcome to Top 10 Investigates. In 2017 we saw the rise of white supremacism and neo Nazism on American soil for the first time since World War II. Which ultimately cultivated in the events of last August in Charlottesville, North Carolina. While the rest of the world, and those of us with brains, were horrified at the events that took place, naturally we havent seen the end of it. In fact its only going to get worse. Taking their cues from the 1999 film Fight Club, the Alt Right has started forming their own version of underground fighting. Only they havent read the book or seen the movie, apparently.
Anastasia Yankova, a Russian model-turned-mixed martial artist who has appeared in a Nike commercial, was a month away from her professional debut when she took to Instagram to post a cartoon of Adolph Hitler. In the image, Hitler is seated on a window ledge, looking down with weepy-eyes on a dreary, overcast sky. Matches my mood, Yankova wrote.
Aryan sadness? asked a commenter.
Only the weather and the restriction of carbohydrates, she responded with a purple devil emoji later that day, September 2, 2013.
https://www.motherjones.com/politics/2018/02/the-terrifying-rise-of-alt-right-fight-clubs/
Aryan sadness? asked a commenter.
Only the weather and the restriction of carbohydrates, she responded with a purple devil emoji later that day, September 2, 2013.
https://www.motherjones.com/politics/2018/02/the-terrifying-rise-of-alt-right-fight-clubs/
Yes, nein. So much nein that its practically a 10. Because nothing says youre depressed like a sad Hitler, and it all comes back to Hitler and Russia like so many of the events of the last year. So to get their aggressions out, there has been an even sinister version of the fighting genre of mixed martial arts have begun to appear.
Mixed martial arts has a long and sordid relationship with white supremacists. But neo-Nazi-affiliated MMA outfits, like White Rex, a Russian clothing company and former fight promotion that helped launch Yankovas career, have typically been confined to eastern Europe and Russia, where they have, well, something of a stranglehold over the far-right fringes of the sport. But now, inspired in part by emerging international talents like Yankova, groups in America, including Rise Above Movement in southern California, have helped popularize a particularly violent version of combat-ready racism, offering an example of how to advance white nationalism with perfectly executed strikes and takedowns, which have already been used with vicious effect in street battles in California and beyond.
Yes, Yankova is a member of a fight club. Only in the movie, the first rule of Fight Club is that youre not supposed to talk about Fight Club. And youre definitely not supposed to talk about a Neo Nazi Fight Club.
White Rexs events have featured guests with serious criminal backgrounds, including Erich Priebke, a convicted war criminal and former SS Hauptsturmführera Nazi Party paramilitary rankand the convicted criminal Tesak, from the neo-Nazi group Format 18. (Tesak can also be seen wearing a White Rex shirt in a video he filmed of himself attacking a gay man in 2013. I want to kill, he said, but Im not allowed.) In 2014, White Rex-linked fighters allegedly even brought their fighting skills to a far more militant cause in Walesto train British white nationalists in underground combat training camps. Anton Shekhovtsov, an extremism researcher who recently published the book, Russia and the Western Far Right, wrote at the time: British anti-terror police and the Home Office may want to keep a close watch on White Rex.
If only, Smoochy. If only. Of course if Death To Smoochy had been made in 2018, Smoochy would find some good friends in that crowd of Nazis. And nothing says sell out crowd like inviting a former Nazi war criminal to speak. They even attracted corporate sponsors something that goes against Brad Pitts teachings in Fight Club.
In the years since the Birth of a Nation fight, Yankova has risen in the ranks of MMA and extended her reach around the world. She has been featured in the Russian edition of Vogue magazine. A Telegraph article from April crowned her as the new face of womens MMA and claimed that she has a deal with Nike. In February of last year, she appeared in a Nike Russia commercial called Made Of, which highlights top female Russian athletes. Now, with a professional record of 5-0, Yankova fights in the American promotion Bellator, a league that increasingly competes with the Ultimate Fighting Championships (UFC), which rakes in hundreds of millions of dollars per year and wasin what remains the largest sports transaction in historysold in 2016 for $4 billion.
According to Nike spokesman Matthew Kneller, the company learned of Anastasia Yankovas ties to White Rex shortly after Nike Russia aired the commercial that featured her last spring. We immediately ceased working with Anastasia once this was brought to our attention. We havent worked with her since, nor do we have any plans to in the future, says Kneller. He clarified that Yankova was never a sponsored athlete, as has previously been reported. When asked if Nike paid Yankova for her participation in the commercial, Kneller declined to comment.
According to Nike spokesman Matthew Kneller, the company learned of Anastasia Yankovas ties to White Rex shortly after Nike Russia aired the commercial that featured her last spring. We immediately ceased working with Anastasia once this was brought to our attention. We havent worked with her since, nor do we have any plans to in the future, says Kneller. He clarified that Yankova was never a sponsored athlete, as has previously been reported. When asked if Nike paid Yankova for her participation in the commercial, Kneller declined to comment.
Yes, we are all part of gods compost heap. And thats breaking the second rule of Fight Club, again, that youre not supposed to talk about it. But that has inspired the Alt Right to take up bloodsports their newest recruiting tool. Heres more:
Over the past month, prominent alt-right personalities on YouTube have carved out platforms for themselves on a handful of popular livestreamed political debate channels, where theyve engaged in debates against classical liberal, libertarian and anti-social justice warrior YouTube talkers.
The series of debates, which have been affectionately dubbed bloodsports by their participants, have provided the white nationalist alt-right with its latest chance to thrust itself into the political consciousness of young people and to appeal to members of some of the subcultures that have splintered from the movement in recent months.
The bloodsports phenomenon grew out of a fight about race realism, which is how some white supremacists refer to their pseudoscientific claims about racial superiority. A private group on the chat service Discord had been debunking race realism claims using scientific arguments. After the group was exposed to the public, its critics alleged that it had become a doxing operation that had distributed the personal information of various white nationalist YouTube personalities and targeted them for harassment. This was enough to get various factions of YouTube political personalities publicly feuding among themselves.
http://www.rightwingwatch.org/post/welcome-to-youtube-bloodsports-the-alt-rights-newest-recruiting-tool/
The series of debates, which have been affectionately dubbed bloodsports by their participants, have provided the white nationalist alt-right with its latest chance to thrust itself into the political consciousness of young people and to appeal to members of some of the subcultures that have splintered from the movement in recent months.
The bloodsports phenomenon grew out of a fight about race realism, which is how some white supremacists refer to their pseudoscientific claims about racial superiority. A private group on the chat service Discord had been debunking race realism claims using scientific arguments. After the group was exposed to the public, its critics alleged that it had become a doxing operation that had distributed the personal information of various white nationalist YouTube personalities and targeted them for harassment. This was enough to get various factions of YouTube political personalities publicly feuding among themselves.
http://www.rightwingwatch.org/post/welcome-to-youtube-bloodsports-the-alt-rights-newest-recruiting-tool/
Which sounds harmless until you see the hardcore racism starting to pile on:
When the feuding between various pundits reached critical mass, alt-right figures who promote race realism and white nationalist advocates for the creation of ethnostates offered themselves up for debates with YouTube personalities who have channels much larger than their own. Taking advantage of the attention that the feud was providing, alt-right figures were able to secure spots on YouTube channels that boast hundreds of thousands of followers and to go up against some of YouTubes biggest political commentators, such as Carl Benjamin (Sargon of Akkad), who were eager to inject themselves into the public hype.
Now really, would you put your trust in a guy who hosts a show called Race War Live?
Yeah thats the kind of sick people we are dealing with here. But in case youre wondering how our president factors into this, take a look at this alarming statistic that recently surfaced:
White supremacist groups have stepped up their recruiting on college campuses over the past two years with a sharp increase in their presence and activism in the past year, a period that perfectly overlaps with the political presence and prominence of President Donald Trump, according to a new study released this week by the Anti-Defamation League.
Calling the spike in hate group behavior alarming, the ADL tallied a three-fold increase in propaganda efforts by a variety of hate groups and white nationalist organizations on hundreds of campuses nationwide. White supremacists, particularly alt right groups, have been actively targeting U.S. college campuses since January 2016, the report states. The practice failed to get any real traction until the fall semester of 2016. Since then, propaganda efforts have increased dramatically.
The ADL recorded 346 incidents of white supremacist materials fliers, stickers, banners, posters littering college and university campuses since September 1, 2016. These campaigns targeted 216 college campuses, from Ivy League schools to local community colleges, in 44 states and the District of Columbia, the report said.
https://thinkprogress.org/white-supremacist-groups-rise-college-campuses-080c6a5c35d9/
Calling the spike in hate group behavior alarming, the ADL tallied a three-fold increase in propaganda efforts by a variety of hate groups and white nationalist organizations on hundreds of campuses nationwide. White supremacists, particularly alt right groups, have been actively targeting U.S. college campuses since January 2016, the report states. The practice failed to get any real traction until the fall semester of 2016. Since then, propaganda efforts have increased dramatically.
The ADL recorded 346 incidents of white supremacist materials fliers, stickers, banners, posters littering college and university campuses since September 1, 2016. These campaigns targeted 216 college campuses, from Ivy League schools to local community colleges, in 44 states and the District of Columbia, the report said.
https://thinkprogress.org/white-supremacist-groups-rise-college-campuses-080c6a5c35d9/
So there you have it. You elect a violent, hateful president, youre going to encourage the youth of this country to be hateful and violent. Thats it for Top 10 Investigates. See you next time!
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Yes my fair brothers and sisters! Its time to take a seat in the pew and pass the collection plate! For the Holy Church Of The Top 10 has convened and its time to tell you why the most devoted followers of JAYSUS are also the most full of:
Because its our duty to find out why the most devout followers of JAYSUS, our god, creator of all that is good and holy, are also the most batshit fucking crazy. Can I get an amen???? So over the weekend while you were watching thine Eagles devour thine Patriots, our brother Pat almost met God. Though I think when he got there, even god took a look and said What the fuck are you doing here?.
Televangelist Pat Robertson is recovering after suffering an embolic stroke.
In an online news release, The Christian Broadcasting Network, which Robertson founded, says he was rushed to the nearest stroke center Friday after a family member recognized the onset of symptoms.
The release says that within minutes of receiving clot-busting drugs, Robertson was awake, responsive and able to move all his limbs.
The Virginia-based network says 87-year-old Robertson is alert and expected to make a full recovery.
Read more: https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/us/pat-robertson-is-recovering-after-suffering-a-stroke/ar-BBIEUKh
In an online news release, The Christian Broadcasting Network, which Robertson founded, says he was rushed to the nearest stroke center Friday after a family member recognized the onset of symptoms.
The release says that within minutes of receiving clot-busting drugs, Robertson was awake, responsive and able to move all his limbs.
The Virginia-based network says 87-year-old Robertson is alert and expected to make a full recovery.
Read more: https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/us/pat-robertson-is-recovering-after-suffering-a-stroke/ar-BBIEUKh
Yes, brother Pat, for Jesus came and you were saved! Or maybe he saw you were coming and they were like Lets get the fuck out of here!. But there are signs of GAWD everywhere! Like in Minnesota where the holiest of games was held over the weekend. So anyone remember Michelle Bachmann? She was looking for a sign from OUR GOD that she should run for Senate. And you know what message the lord layeth down?
Earlier this year, former Minnesota congresswoman Michele Bachmann revealed that she was inquiring of the Lord whether she should run for the seat in the Senate that had been vacated by Sen. Al Franken.
Over the weekend, Bachmannn told End Times radio host Jan Markell that after much prayer, she has decided that God does not, in fact, want her to make a bid for this seat.
Im not going to run for that office, she said. I had a lot of people contacting me, wanting to give me money and be a part of my team to run for a campaign But what I did is I did what I have done on every other time I thought about running: I took it to the Lord in a very quiet way, I took it before the Lord, I prayed, I tried to have my ears open and hear what God was saying to me.
I considered it for quite a long time, Bachmann continued. From the very first day when Al Franken had announced his resignation from the U.S. Senate, I went before the Lord and it became very clear to me that I wasnt hearing any call from God to do this.
http://www.rightwingwatch.org/post/michele-bachmann-has-decided-that-god-does-not-want-her-to-run-for-the-senate/
Over the weekend, Bachmannn told End Times radio host Jan Markell that after much prayer, she has decided that God does not, in fact, want her to make a bid for this seat.
Im not going to run for that office, she said. I had a lot of people contacting me, wanting to give me money and be a part of my team to run for a campaign But what I did is I did what I have done on every other time I thought about running: I took it to the Lord in a very quiet way, I took it before the Lord, I prayed, I tried to have my ears open and hear what God was saying to me.
I considered it for quite a long time, Bachmann continued. From the very first day when Al Franken had announced his resignation from the U.S. Senate, I went before the Lord and it became very clear to me that I wasnt hearing any call from God to do this.
http://www.rightwingwatch.org/post/michele-bachmann-has-decided-that-god-does-not-want-her-to-run-for-the-senate/
And god sayeth NO!!! For let this be a lesson to all of you sinners out there that in the good book, the good Lord judgeth not lest ye be judged. For he is the creator of all that is good and holy, can I get an amen??? And who needs a doctor, I ask my fair congregation??? Who needs thy doctor to tell you that you are sick and you need to healed? What kind of GAWD would allow that?? I answer you with this:
Back in 2013, the Texas megachurch run by televangelist Kenneth Copeland, a member of President Trumps faith advisory council who recently became the proud owner of a Jesus-provided private plane, was at the center of a measles outbreak that was attributed to the churchs belief that congregants can forego vaccines because Jesus will protect them from illness.
Youd think that given past experience, Copelands Eagle Mountain International Church might have learned a lesson, but youd be wrong, as yesterday a video was posted on the ministrys Facebook page featuring Copelands wife, Gloria, telling people that there is no such thing as flu season and that they dont need to get a flu shot because Jesus himself gave us the flu shot.
Listen, partners, we dont have a flu season, Gloria Copeland said. And dont receive it when somebody threatens you with, Everybody is getting the flu. Weve already had our shot, He bore our sicknesses and carried our diseases. Thats what we stand on.
http://www.rightwingwatch.org/post/gloria-copeland-no-need-for-flu-shots-because-jesus-himself-gave-us-the-flu-shot/
Youd think that given past experience, Copelands Eagle Mountain International Church might have learned a lesson, but youd be wrong, as yesterday a video was posted on the ministrys Facebook page featuring Copelands wife, Gloria, telling people that there is no such thing as flu season and that they dont need to get a flu shot because Jesus himself gave us the flu shot.
Listen, partners, we dont have a flu season, Gloria Copeland said. And dont receive it when somebody threatens you with, Everybody is getting the flu. Weve already had our shot, He bore our sicknesses and carried our diseases. Thats what we stand on.
http://www.rightwingwatch.org/post/gloria-copeland-no-need-for-flu-shots-because-jesus-himself-gave-us-the-flu-shot/
For Jesus sayeth I AM SICK AND YOU SHALL HEAL ME!!! And how great is our gospel choir? Give it up for them! And speaking of signs from god, there is a sign that Satan exists!! False prophets are one of the most egregious of SINS in our religion, and SINS MUST BE CLEANSED IN THE NAME OF JAYSUS, creator of all that is good and holy! Can I get an amen???
V.A. Shiva Ayyadurai, a man who claims to have invented email and is seeking to unseat Elizabeth Warren from her Massachusetts Senate seat in 2018, met with alt-right activist and neo-Nazi cosplayer Matt Colligan at a Massachusetts diner, where he blessed a statue of Kek, the Pepe-the-Frog-inspired deity at the center of a satirical 4chan religious institution.
Ayyadurai appeared with Colligan in a live video broadcast yesterday, during which Colligan presented him with a small ceramic figure of 4Chans frog deity Kek. Ayyadurai described Colligan, who was photographed at the white nationalist Unite the Right rally where a liberal counter-protester was murdered, as one of our great supporters and a phenomenal video editor. After exchanging greetings, Colligan presented Ayyadurai with the statue of Kek and Pepe the Frog, a reference to the cartoon amphibian that alt-right activists co-opted during the 2016 general election.
Colligan told Ayyadurai that he needed to bless the statue of Kek. Ayyadurai obliged.
http://www.rightwingwatch.org/post/massachusetts-senate-candidate-meets-alt-right-troll-and-blesses-kek/
Ayyadurai appeared with Colligan in a live video broadcast yesterday, during which Colligan presented him with a small ceramic figure of 4Chans frog deity Kek. Ayyadurai described Colligan, who was photographed at the white nationalist Unite the Right rally where a liberal counter-protester was murdered, as one of our great supporters and a phenomenal video editor. After exchanging greetings, Colligan presented Ayyadurai with the statue of Kek and Pepe the Frog, a reference to the cartoon amphibian that alt-right activists co-opted during the 2016 general election.
Colligan told Ayyadurai that he needed to bless the statue of Kek. Ayyadurai obliged.
http://www.rightwingwatch.org/post/massachusetts-senate-candidate-meets-alt-right-troll-and-blesses-kek/
Yes even JAYSUS!!! Believes that Trump dont pray. By the way, Trump Dont Pray is the name of our new Christian rock album which you can buy in the lobby for the low low price of $10.99! Featuring our amazing Top 10 Gospel Choir! But apparently if there is a GAWD, that demons walk among us if we dont praise Trump who according to them is the creator of all that is good and holy! Wait, no, thats our GAWD!!!
On his radio program last Friday, right-wing pastor Carl Gallups declared that President Trumps State of the Union address just may have been the greatest one in history and asserted that the Democratic response to his speech exposed that the party is demonic.
Gallups, a fringe conspiracy theorist who spoke at Trump campaign rallies during the 2016 election and who served as a special deputy on disgraced sheriff Joe Arpaios Cold Case Posse investigation into Obamas birth certificate, said that Trumps speech was epic and mesmerizing and genius and Reagan on steroids and that those who watched it were to treated to seeing history being made.
Ive never experienced a State of the Union address like that in my lifetime, Gallups said, and there are historians saying that it may be one of the very best ever.
There is so much supernatural on this man, he added. I mean, God has His hand on this man From his very election to where we are nowand everything that has happened in betweenGod has His hand on this man.
http://www.rightwingwatch.org/post/carl-gallups-democrats-response-to-trumps-sotu-shows-that-they-are-demonic-america-haters/
Gallups, a fringe conspiracy theorist who spoke at Trump campaign rallies during the 2016 election and who served as a special deputy on disgraced sheriff Joe Arpaios Cold Case Posse investigation into Obamas birth certificate, said that Trumps speech was epic and mesmerizing and genius and Reagan on steroids and that those who watched it were to treated to seeing history being made.
Ive never experienced a State of the Union address like that in my lifetime, Gallups said, and there are historians saying that it may be one of the very best ever.
There is so much supernatural on this man, he added. I mean, God has His hand on this man From his very election to where we are nowand everything that has happened in betweenGod has His hand on this man.
http://www.rightwingwatch.org/post/carl-gallups-democrats-response-to-trumps-sotu-shows-that-they-are-demonic-america-haters/
Well there you have it demons do walk among us!!!! And that is the only sign from GAWD that you need! Mass has ended, may you go in peace! Thats it this week for:
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Advertising. That thing you go out of your way to avoid, and the advertisers dont know or care that you dont want to hear them. No, we dont have a love hate relationship with advertising. Most of us have a hate-hate relationship with advertising. Unless I can get some sponsors for my show, then I will love you! So why am I talking about advertising? Well the holy mecca of advertising was this Sunday of course the Super Bowl . And then there was the Dodge RAM. Now before you boo or hiss, lets play the commercial first and explain later.
OK now you can boo! Yeah lets take it in for a minute. Now lets go over the criticism for the commercial in question.
The online blowback was swift for Ram on Sunday after the carmaker used a sermon given by the Rev. Dr. Martin Luther King Jr. as the voice-over for a Super Bowl ad.
The general sentiment: Did the company really just use Dr. Kings words about the value of service to sell trucks?
The commercial showed scenes of people helping others while Dr. King extolled the virtues of service. At the end, the phrase Built to Serve was shown on the screen, along with the Ram logo.
MLK wanted equal rights and for me to buy a Dodge Ram, one Twitter user wrote. Another wrote: Black people cant kneel and play football but MLK should be used to sell trucks during the super bowl. Unbelievable.
https://www.nytimes.com/2018/02/05/business/media/mlk-commercial-ram-dodge.html
The general sentiment: Did the company really just use Dr. Kings words about the value of service to sell trucks?
The commercial showed scenes of people helping others while Dr. King extolled the virtues of service. At the end, the phrase Built to Serve was shown on the screen, along with the Ram logo.
MLK wanted equal rights and for me to buy a Dodge Ram, one Twitter user wrote. Another wrote: Black people cant kneel and play football but MLK should be used to sell trucks during the super bowl. Unbelievable.
https://www.nytimes.com/2018/02/05/business/media/mlk-commercial-ram-dodge.html
I have a dream! A dream that one day we will all be able to buy Dodge RAM pickup trucks for low APR financing and great monthly rates! See? See that Top 10 audience? See that only proves my theory that advertising ruins everything! Thank you! Want further proof? Go to any college football stadium. My team the UCLA Bruins has signs everywhere saying no gambling. Go inside, and theres ads for Draft Kings everywhere. So Im getting mixed signals there. Moving on and switching subjects here, this next one asks who are the ad wizards who came up with this one?. Ladies, how do you like your Doritos?
Food companies are always attempting to innovate and update their snacks, creating ever-weirder Frankenstein products (remember Burger Kings Whoperrito?) and introducing novelty flavors (hello, firework Oreos). And then there are the products catering directly to specific consumer segments. Todays example: new chips from Doritos meant just for ladies.
In an interview with Freakonomics, PepsiCo CEO Indra Nooyi commented on the ways that consumer insights about gender differences are driving product development in the world of Doritos. Women, Nooyi suggested, dont like to crunch too loudly in public. And they dont lick their fingers generously and they dont like to pour the little broken pieces and the flavor into their mouth.
The companys answer? The brand has been working on developing chips that are low-crunch with the same taste profile, but with less of the flavor sticking to fingers. And how can you put it in a purse? Nooyi mused; apparently the current chip bags arent cutting it for the handbag wielders of the world. Because, she said, women love to carry a snack in their purse.
Its not a male and female as much as are there snacks for women that can be designed and packaged differently? Nooyi further explained. They wont be the first to have tried it; there were those BIC pens for women, too. Doritos is preparing to launch its line of tailored-to-purse-carrying chips shortly. And the internet had feelings about this particular gendered innovation.
http://time.com/5133674/lady-doritos/
In an interview with Freakonomics, PepsiCo CEO Indra Nooyi commented on the ways that consumer insights about gender differences are driving product development in the world of Doritos. Women, Nooyi suggested, dont like to crunch too loudly in public. And they dont lick their fingers generously and they dont like to pour the little broken pieces and the flavor into their mouth.
The companys answer? The brand has been working on developing chips that are low-crunch with the same taste profile, but with less of the flavor sticking to fingers. And how can you put it in a purse? Nooyi mused; apparently the current chip bags arent cutting it for the handbag wielders of the world. Because, she said, women love to carry a snack in their purse.
Its not a male and female as much as are there snacks for women that can be designed and packaged differently? Nooyi further explained. They wont be the first to have tried it; there were those BIC pens for women, too. Doritos is preparing to launch its line of tailored-to-purse-carrying chips shortly. And the internet had feelings about this particular gendered innovation.
http://time.com/5133674/lady-doritos/
Yes, thank you nice lady! It is only sexist when men do it! So Ive been wrong this whole time! Im just kidding! JKI So the idea of Lady Doritos isnt exactly catching on. I mean really? Is this where were at in 2018? Were deciding that women eat chips differently than men? Did the CEO of PepsiCo watch too many 1950s newsreels?
Update at 2:30 p.m. ET on Feb. 6: After coverage of Doritos designed for women spread, the company told AdAge it is not working on a "specific Doritos product for female consumers" and said that "needs and preferences continue to evolve and we're always looking for new ways to engage and delight our consumers."
Indra Nooyi, the CEO of global giant PepsiCo, says her company is trying to solve women's "least favorite things" about Doritos by developing a version of the snack designed specifically for women.
In a recent interview with WNYC's Freakonomics, Nooyi discussed the different ways that men and women eat chips. Men "lick their fingers with great glee, and when they reach the bottom of the bag they pour the little broken pieces into their mouth, because they don't want to lose that taste of the flavor, and the broken chips in the bottom," Nooyi said.
https://www.npr.org/sections/thetwo-way/2018/02/05/583399141/doritos-for-her
Indra Nooyi, the CEO of global giant PepsiCo, says her company is trying to solve women's "least favorite things" about Doritos by developing a version of the snack designed specifically for women.
In a recent interview with WNYC's Freakonomics, Nooyi discussed the different ways that men and women eat chips. Men "lick their fingers with great glee, and when they reach the bottom of the bag they pour the little broken pieces into their mouth, because they don't want to lose that taste of the flavor, and the broken chips in the bottom," Nooyi said.
https://www.npr.org/sections/thetwo-way/2018/02/05/583399141/doritos-for-her
Now to play devils advocate for a minute, is it really that absurd that theres this much backlash to a relatively simple product? Some say maybe.
The New York Post reported on Monday that PepsiCo is working on a new lady-friendly version of Doritos. The companys market research has apparently revealed that women prefer not to crunch loudly and lick Dorito dust off their fingers in public, and they generally decline to upend the near-empty bag of chips and dump the flavor crumbs into their mouths. They also like to be able to carry their snacks in their purses. In response, PepsiCo is developing a snack chip that will be less crunchy and messy to eat.
The Posts article felt as perfectly engineered to troll as a triangular Dorito chip is engineered to please. The objections to Lady Doritos, as the internet quickly dubbed them, were many and obvious. Women already enjoy regular Doritos! The very notion of chips for her is condescending and absurd! Less-crunchy chips are by definition inferior! The new Doritos are unlikely to solve the problem of pay inequality!
As a woman who loves Doritos, the backlash surprised me. I do want a single serving of chips that I can throw in my purse without worrying it will get crushed. I enjoy the intense flavor of Dorito dust as any other nacho-cheese-blooded American, but Nooyi is right that I dont love licking it off my fingers in public. Admittedly, the low-crunch idea seems confusing but I fully trust Americas best snack designers to make it appealing in ways I dont yet understand.
https://slate.com/human-interest/2018/02/the-backlash-to-lady-doritos-is-absurd.html
The Posts article felt as perfectly engineered to troll as a triangular Dorito chip is engineered to please. The objections to Lady Doritos, as the internet quickly dubbed them, were many and obvious. Women already enjoy regular Doritos! The very notion of chips for her is condescending and absurd! Less-crunchy chips are by definition inferior! The new Doritos are unlikely to solve the problem of pay inequality!
As a woman who loves Doritos, the backlash surprised me. I do want a single serving of chips that I can throw in my purse without worrying it will get crushed. I enjoy the intense flavor of Dorito dust as any other nacho-cheese-blooded American, but Nooyi is right that I dont love licking it off my fingers in public. Admittedly, the low-crunch idea seems confusing but I fully trust Americas best snack designers to make it appealing in ways I dont yet understand.
https://slate.com/human-interest/2018/02/the-backlash-to-lady-doritos-is-absurd.html
But apparently the backlash caused PepsiCo to cancel the planned launch of Lady Doritos:
NEW YORK Don't expect to see "lady Doritos" on store shelves anytime this century. PepsiCo (PEP), the company behind the cheesy chips, denied on Tuesday that it was developing a line of Doritos designed specifically for women, after widespread online speculation that it was.
Are "lady Doritos" real?
The phrase "lady Doritos" trended on social media after PepsiCo's longtime CEO, Indra Nooyi, said on a podcast that unlike men, women don't like to lick their fingers after eating a bag of Doritos.
"Women would love to do the same, but they don't," Nooyi said in an interview on the Freakonomics podcast. "They don't like to crunch too loudly in public. And they don't lick their fingers generously and they don't like to pour the little broken pieces and the flavor into their mouth."
https://www.cbsnews.com/news/lady-doritos-not-happening-pepsico-says/
Are "lady Doritos" real?
The phrase "lady Doritos" trended on social media after PepsiCo's longtime CEO, Indra Nooyi, said on a podcast that unlike men, women don't like to lick their fingers after eating a bag of Doritos.
"Women would love to do the same, but they don't," Nooyi said in an interview on the Freakonomics podcast. "They don't like to crunch too loudly in public. And they don't lick their fingers generously and they don't like to pour the little broken pieces and the flavor into their mouth."
https://www.cbsnews.com/news/lady-doritos-not-happening-pepsico-says/
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Its time to play a game of Is It Racist? This week were going to talk some baseball. Specifically The Cleveland Indians logo. Is it racist? Well were going to show you, then you can draw your own conclusions. The Cleveland Indians logo Chief Wahoo has been around since practically the team itself. So is the Chief Wahoo logo really that offensive? I mean well, probably. So heres what is happening in Cleveland.
The Cleveland Indians will stop using the Chief Wahoo logo on their uniforms beginning in 2019, according to Major League Baseball, which said the popular symbol was no longer appropriate for use on the field.
The logo has long been the source of anguish and frustration for those who consider it offensive, outdated and racist, but for many of the teams fans it is a cherished insignia a divide that has played out at all levels of sports in recent years with teams featuring such nicknames and insignias. Most universities have stopped using Native American nicknames, while other teams, like the Washington Redskins in the N.F.L., have resisted growing pressure to do so.
Chief Wahoo, a cartoonish caricature of a Native American that has assumed several forms over the years, first appeared on the Indians uniforms in 1948. In recent decades various groups across North America have appealed to the team to renounce the logo, to no avail. But over the past year the commissioner of baseball, Rob Manfred, has pressured Paul Dolan, Clevelands chairman and chief executive, to make a change.
Citing a goal of diversity and inclusion, Manfred said in a statement provided to The New York Times that the Indians organization ultimately agreed with my position that the logo is no longer appropriate for on-field use in Major League Baseball, and I appreciate Mr. Dolans acknowledgment that removing it from the on-field uniform by the start of the 2019 season is the right course.
https://www.nytimes.com/2018/01/29/sports/baseball/cleveland-indians-chief-wahoo-logo.html
That is a pretty good point. So the question remains is the Cleveland Indians logo racist? Yeah the trend is diversity and inclusion, which were all about here at the Top 10. Unlike what the Alt Right thinks, diversity is what really makes America great! So lets delve into the history of Chief Wahoo for a bit.
In 1932, the front page of the Plain Dealer featured a cartoon by Fred George Reinert that used a caricatured Native American character with a definite resemblance to the later Chief Wahoo as a stand-in for the Cleveland Indians winning an important victory. The character came to be called "The Little Indian," eventually becoming a fixture in the paper's coverage of the team, including a small front-page visual box where his head would peek out to announce the outcome of the latest game. Journalist George Condon would write in 1972, "When the baseball club decided to adopt an Indian caricature as its official symbol, it hired an artist to draw a little guy who came very close to Reinert's creation; a blood brother, unquestionably."
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chief_Wahoo
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chief_Wahoo
Yeah sounds about right. So yeah it came out of a cartoon drawn in the 1930s. And considering how racist America actually was during that time, that might be considered to be a little racist. Now you might be asking yourself its all well and good but what do actual Indians think? Well I answer you with this:
BONIFAY, Fla. (WJHG/WECP) - One local Muskogee Creek Indian and store owner is speaking out after the Cleveland Indians announced last week they'd be removing Chief Wahoo from their baseball uniforms come next year.
Major League Baseball said the logo is no longer appropriate to use in the sport after years of protest from some Native American groups who said it was "offensive" and "racist."
Beth Gates, the owner of Two Feathers Trading Post in Bonifay, said while she's not a fan of the logo she believes they should leave it alone.
"Originally, I think the owners of those teams gave that name to honor the warrior spirit. Long ago about every nation had ball games of some kind and they would settle disputes," she explained.
Gates said she doesn't think changing the uniforms and helmets is a beneficial move.
http://www.wjhg.com/content/news/Local-Muskogee-Creek-Indian-reacts-to-Cleveland-Indians-logo-change-472809283.html
Major League Baseball said the logo is no longer appropriate to use in the sport after years of protest from some Native American groups who said it was "offensive" and "racist."
Beth Gates, the owner of Two Feathers Trading Post in Bonifay, said while she's not a fan of the logo she believes they should leave it alone.
"Originally, I think the owners of those teams gave that name to honor the warrior spirit. Long ago about every nation had ball games of some kind and they would settle disputes," she explained.
Gates said she doesn't think changing the uniforms and helmets is a beneficial move.
http://www.wjhg.com/content/news/Local-Muskogee-Creek-Indian-reacts-to-Cleveland-Indians-logo-change-472809283.html
Well that is a good point. But whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat? So an actual Native American doesnt think the Indians should remove the Chief Wahoo logo? What? Dude, this controversy just gets weirder and weirder! So they dont think it should be removed. But what about historians? What do they think? Lets ask one and find out!
Since 1948, the Cleveland Indians uniforms have been adorned with the teams official logo: a cartoonish, grinning Native American man known to fans as Chief Wahoo. On Monday, however, Major League Baseball announced that the team would be retiring the logo, finally heeding the demands of protestors who have decried Chief Wahoo as racist and offensive to Native Americans.
Major League Baseball commissioner Rob Manfred said in a statement that the popular symbol will be removed from team uniforms by 2019the same year that Cleveland will host the All Star Game. Chief Wahoo will also no longer be seen on banners and signs at Progressive Field, the Indians stadium.
In the statement, Manfred noted that Paul Dolan, Clevelands chairman and chief executive, expressed concerns that doing away with the logo would upset fans who have a longstanding attachment to the logo and its place in the history of the team. But he went on to say that the club ultimately agreed with my position that the logo is no longer appropriate for on-field use in Major League Baseball.
Paul Chaat Smith, an associate curator at the National Museum of the American Indian (and a self-professed baseball fan), is unambiguous in his thoughts about Chief Wahoo. Its an outrageous, racist caricature, he tells Smithsonian.com. And whats worse is that in the city of Cleveland in Northern Ohio, its really the only visible representation you see of Native Americans ... Thats where it becomes this very insidious phenomenon that puts Indians completely in the past as a caricature.
Read more: https://www.smithsonianmag.com/smart-news/smithsonian-curator-weighs-cleveland-indians-decision-retire-racist-logo-180968001/#rG4vU5AWFTv2O4Hp.99
Major League Baseball commissioner Rob Manfred said in a statement that the popular symbol will be removed from team uniforms by 2019the same year that Cleveland will host the All Star Game. Chief Wahoo will also no longer be seen on banners and signs at Progressive Field, the Indians stadium.
In the statement, Manfred noted that Paul Dolan, Clevelands chairman and chief executive, expressed concerns that doing away with the logo would upset fans who have a longstanding attachment to the logo and its place in the history of the team. But he went on to say that the club ultimately agreed with my position that the logo is no longer appropriate for on-field use in Major League Baseball.
Paul Chaat Smith, an associate curator at the National Museum of the American Indian (and a self-professed baseball fan), is unambiguous in his thoughts about Chief Wahoo. Its an outrageous, racist caricature, he tells Smithsonian.com. And whats worse is that in the city of Cleveland in Northern Ohio, its really the only visible representation you see of Native Americans ... Thats where it becomes this very insidious phenomenon that puts Indians completely in the past as a caricature.
Read more: https://www.smithsonianmag.com/smart-news/smithsonian-curator-weighs-cleveland-indians-decision-retire-racist-logo-180968001/#rG4vU5AWFTv2O4Hp.99
OK that might be a little racist. But theres got to be something something that indicates why the Indians are getting rid of Chief Wahoo, and that reason might be why the Indians are removing it. If its not racism, then what is it?
he Cleveland Indians' decision, with a strong push from Major League Baseball, to remove Chief Wahoo from their uniforms after the 2018 season brought heated reactions from both sides of a decades-long debate over a logo that's been criticized as racist because of its depiction of a red-faced, wide-grinned Native American.
Indians fans who, in the words of owner Paul Dolan, "have a longstanding attachment to Chief Wahoo" were upset at a move that was announced Monday, Jan. 29. They took to social media and online comment sections to threaten to cancel their season tickets, though it's unlikely that anger will result in meaningful gate losses for the Tribe.
And plenty of the Chief Wahoo opponents of which there are many, especially nationally said the Indians' move wasn't enough, because the club isn't doing away with the logo until 2019 and can still profit from the sales of Wahoo gear.
While the insignia has been associated with Cleveland's baseball team for more than seven decades, the attachment is significantly more emotional than it is a booming business for the big-league club.
http://www.crainscleveland.com/article/20180204/news/150791/chief-wahoo-logo-isnt-primary-revenue-producer-indians
Indians fans who, in the words of owner Paul Dolan, "have a longstanding attachment to Chief Wahoo" were upset at a move that was announced Monday, Jan. 29. They took to social media and online comment sections to threaten to cancel their season tickets, though it's unlikely that anger will result in meaningful gate losses for the Tribe.
And plenty of the Chief Wahoo opponents of which there are many, especially nationally said the Indians' move wasn't enough, because the club isn't doing away with the logo until 2019 and can still profit from the sales of Wahoo gear.
While the insignia has been associated with Cleveland's baseball team for more than seven decades, the attachment is significantly more emotional than it is a booming business for the big-league club.
http://www.crainscleveland.com/article/20180204/news/150791/chief-wahoo-logo-isnt-primary-revenue-producer-indians
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[font size="8"]I Need A Drink
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Its now time for a new installment of:
And man do I need a drink this week! I mean come on, Trump released the memo you guys! And its turned out to be a spectacular fail. So tell me, bartender, whats a good drink to enjoy with an emotional support peacock? A Mai Tai? Sure, that sounds good! Ill have one! Dont skimp on the vodka please! Look people, I know traveling can be stressful. But thats only if you let it. I mean come on if traveling wigs you out, take it like a man. Pound a few beers at the airport bar and then pass out watching a Z grade in flight movie on the monitors in front of you! So this latest round of crazy shit happening on airplanes has spawned an interesting debate what counts as an emotional support animal? Lets explain further:
There are no restrictions on the kinds of animals that you can describe as emotional support animals. But now, United Airlines has joined Delta in restricting people from taking any old pet on planes under that classification.
This review comes on the tail of a recent, bizarre controversy where an artist tried to bring her emotional support peacock on board a United flight, and the airline denied her.
The peacock was apparently the last straw, but the new rules have been under consideration for a long time. In 2017, passengers flying United Airlines declared 76,000 animals as emotional support animals, up from 43,000 in 2016, a United spokesperson told USA Today.
Previously, United only required 48 hours advance notice and a note from a medical professional stating that the animal has to accompany their owner. Now, passengers have to provide more documents, including a statement from a vet saying that the animal is trained to behave in public settings and is healthy.
The new rules will come into effect on March 1, 2018, on the same day that Delta will start enforcing similar rules. That airline also experienced a surge in people bringing animals on board and claiming them as service animals. Perhaps most famously, in 2000, US Airways kicked an emotional support pig off a flight because it was 300 pounds and defecating on the plane.
http://www.newsweek.com/united-airlines-reviews-emotional-support-animal-policy-after-peacock-denied-798416
This review comes on the tail of a recent, bizarre controversy where an artist tried to bring her emotional support peacock on board a United flight, and the airline denied her.
The peacock was apparently the last straw, but the new rules have been under consideration for a long time. In 2017, passengers flying United Airlines declared 76,000 animals as emotional support animals, up from 43,000 in 2016, a United spokesperson told USA Today.
Previously, United only required 48 hours advance notice and a note from a medical professional stating that the animal has to accompany their owner. Now, passengers have to provide more documents, including a statement from a vet saying that the animal is trained to behave in public settings and is healthy.
The new rules will come into effect on March 1, 2018, on the same day that Delta will start enforcing similar rules. That airline also experienced a surge in people bringing animals on board and claiming them as service animals. Perhaps most famously, in 2000, US Airways kicked an emotional support pig off a flight because it was 300 pounds and defecating on the plane.
http://www.newsweek.com/united-airlines-reviews-emotional-support-animal-policy-after-peacock-denied-798416
Yes WTF LOL indeed. I mean a peacock seriously? And how would you like to be the passenger sitting next to whoever has the peacock? If Im flying coach the last thing I want to be subjected to is a tray full of bird crap. And Im not counting the food being served. Hey o! Thank you Im here all week, dont forget to tip your waitress! So this has spawned an interesting debate what counts as an emotional support animal?
First, it's important to note that registered service animals have more legal rightsand public social supportthan emotional support animals at this time.
Under the Americans with Disabilities Act (ADA), a service animal is, legally, a dog "trained to do work or perform tasks for people with disabilities."
Guiding people who are blind, alerting people who or deaf, protecting someone with a seizure, or calming someone with Post Traumatic Stress Disorder are examples of the services registered service dogs might provide. And in the U.S., service dogs are legally allowed to go anywhere their owners go.
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The latter requires housing providers to make "reasonable accommodations" for emotional support animals, and pet owners are not required to provide an exhaustive medical record. This includes anything from public housing to university dorms.
Under the Air Carrier Access Act, airlines must allow passengers to carry emotional support animals on a plane with no extra fee. To qualify, passengers must produce a letter from a licensed therapist or physician. But it's a rule that many people, such as the popular travel blog Live and Let Fly, now say is being abused by some pet owners trying to avoid paying boarding costs.
https://news.nationalgeographic.com/2018/01/woman-brings-peacock-plane-emotional-support-animal-explained-spd/
Under the Americans with Disabilities Act (ADA), a service animal is, legally, a dog "trained to do work or perform tasks for people with disabilities."
Guiding people who are blind, alerting people who or deaf, protecting someone with a seizure, or calming someone with Post Traumatic Stress Disorder are examples of the services registered service dogs might provide. And in the U.S., service dogs are legally allowed to go anywhere their owners go.
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The latter requires housing providers to make "reasonable accommodations" for emotional support animals, and pet owners are not required to provide an exhaustive medical record. This includes anything from public housing to university dorms.
Under the Air Carrier Access Act, airlines must allow passengers to carry emotional support animals on a plane with no extra fee. To qualify, passengers must produce a letter from a licensed therapist or physician. But it's a rule that many people, such as the popular travel blog Live and Let Fly, now say is being abused by some pet owners trying to avoid paying boarding costs.
https://news.nationalgeographic.com/2018/01/woman-brings-peacock-plane-emotional-support-animal-explained-spd/
So lets get this straight airlines must allow passengers to carry emotional support animals. Now lets make one thing clear I get a dog or a cat. Im fine with that. Airlines are even fine with that. But a peacock? Not an emotional support animal. A pig? A frog? A squirrel? Stop it. Madness. What? Weve got our own emotional support animal right here! Wheres Trumpy at?
Yay Trumpy, our emotional support parrot is back! How about a round of applause right? So now at least the good thing is that airlines are cracking down on this nonsense:
If you were planning to bring a hedgehog on to a flight as a form of emotional support, you might have to think again.
Hedgehogs have been included on a banned list - as airlines get tougher over soaring demands from anxious passengers wanting to travel with "emotional support animals".
United Airlines say requests have risen by 75% to 76,000 in a year.
The airline recently had to turn down a request to travel with a peacock.
But a spokeswoman for the airline says that even before turning away the peacock at Newark airport in the US, there had been recognition that the rules needed to be tightened.
http://www.bbc.com/news/education-42951508
Hedgehogs have been included on a banned list - as airlines get tougher over soaring demands from anxious passengers wanting to travel with "emotional support animals".
United Airlines say requests have risen by 75% to 76,000 in a year.
The airline recently had to turn down a request to travel with a peacock.
But a spokeswoman for the airline says that even before turning away the peacock at Newark airport in the US, there had been recognition that the rules needed to be tightened.
http://www.bbc.com/news/education-42951508
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[font size="8"]World Tour Shithole Edition Destination #3: El Salvador
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Part of our mission statement here at the Top 10 Conservative Idiots is to show you that conservative idiocy isnt just a problem with America. No, its a global problem that is stemming far and wide, and its not just America where conservative idiots ruin everything they touch. And if youre thinking of moving out of the United States just because Donald J. Trump is our current president and our nation is turning to shit, you should know what it is youre getting into should you decide that you want to leave the country. Well now things suddenly got interesting! So our world tour got hijacked by Donald Trump, and were off on a quest to find if any of the places Trump is suggesting are shitholes are actually shitholes. So heres the World Tour 2018 Shithole Edition:
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Those responsible for this tour schedule have been sacked. So we went from the Carribbean to Africa to Central America. Some very long ass flights! And then were off to Chile next to make up for the date that we missed last year, and we forgot to add in a date or two. So yeah those responsible have been fully sacked. Yeah its been a disaster so far but we blame our current president for that. Oh thats right, Im rambling again. Lets get back to El Salvador. Its a tiny central American country with roots dating back to the ancient Mayans. You can actually view real Mayan ruins. They have some extremely beautiful beaches as well. And mountains its home to some of the best skiing in Central America! It even has some amazing castles and tourist attractions. So this should be the perfect tourist attraction. Lets put it through our world tour filter and see how it stacks up! What else is El Salvador the home of?
On the surface, Vanessa and Enrique Velasco look like they are living the American Dream. The two immigrants, both from El Salvadorthey met as teenagers while both were taking business-studies courses at the university in San Salvadorlive in a large, newly constructed, and spotless house in the suburban community of Brentwood, half an hour south of Oakland, California. They have made sure that the house reflects their personalities: In the hallway, just inside the front door, is a large foosball table. Hanging above the fireplace in the living room, when I visited a few days before the new year, were the familys five Christmas stockings, each one embroidered with a name in red. In 2016, they began thinking about buying a second home as an investment property. Over the years they have saved money: in retirement accounts, in education funds for their kids. Now, finally, in their late 30s, they feel a bit more financially secure, able to dress in stylish clothes, to drive nice cars.
https://www.thenation.com/article/trump-to-200000-salvadorans-drop-dead/
https://www.thenation.com/article/trump-to-200000-salvadorans-drop-dead/
Yes because who loves to fire people more than Trump does? Hey hes not deporting millions of people from America hes firing them! Just like a good business dictator would! But what would set Trump off like that? Whats his nemesis? I know! MS13!
In the middle of December 2017, the Trump administration announced a new National Security Strategy (NSS). It is a series of premises and objectives based on the doctrine of political realism (as explicitly assumed in the document), oriented towards reestablishing Americas position of power in the world. It summarizes the goals to follow in order to protect American interests which are the interests of a privileged and influential decision-making minority, though they seem to be presented as the interests of the American people.
It is important to note that one of the characteristics of the Trump administration in terms of foreign policy is the gap between incendiary discourse, full of threats and vehement rhetoric, and its decision-making, which on occasion tends to minimize such positions from the supposed punishment it was to inflict upon the Chinese, to the threat to immediately leave the North American
Free Trade Agreement and its apparently total opposition to free trade such that the NSS must also be read within the framework of this distance between statements and facts that has come to mold an uncertain and unpredictable foreign policy.
https://www.opendemocracy.net/democraciaabierta/silvina-romano/us-security-strategy-and-national-interest-in-latin-america
It is important to note that one of the characteristics of the Trump administration in terms of foreign policy is the gap between incendiary discourse, full of threats and vehement rhetoric, and its decision-making, which on occasion tends to minimize such positions from the supposed punishment it was to inflict upon the Chinese, to the threat to immediately leave the North American
Free Trade Agreement and its apparently total opposition to free trade such that the NSS must also be read within the framework of this distance between statements and facts that has come to mold an uncertain and unpredictable foreign policy.
https://www.opendemocracy.net/democraciaabierta/silvina-romano/us-security-strategy-and-national-interest-in-latin-america
Hey only Trump has the hiring and firing power here, Ron! So what else is happening in El Salvador? By the way, while were on the subject, could you name the capital of El Salvador? Does it really matter at this point? You sir? San Salvador. Great. Thank you sir! No, this isnt a quiz show! Moving on!
SAN SALVADOR/GENEVA (6 February 2018) El Salvador must urgently take more effective steps to prevent arbitrary deprivation of life and bring an end to the vicious cycle of impunity that enables these crimes, a UN human rights expert said.
At the end of an official visit to El Salvador, Agnes Callamard, the UNs Special Rapporteur on extrajudicial, summary or arbitrary executions, highlighted El Salvadors complex and longstanding security challenges, including one of the highest rates of murder in the world, the majority of which are attributed to gangs. She expressed her grave concerns about the endemic and pervasive fears and insecurity that prevail in the country in an end-of-mission statement.
"During my visit, I met fathers and mothers who have lost their sons to violence, and young women who have been subjected repeatedly to sexual violence; young men deeply traumatized by their experience of violence, grandparents living in constant fear of the day their grandchildren will be forcibly recruited into violence. she said.
http://www.scoop.co.nz/stories/WO1802/S00061/un-expert-urges-el-salvador-step-up-measures-to-halt-murders.htm
At the end of an official visit to El Salvador, Agnes Callamard, the UNs Special Rapporteur on extrajudicial, summary or arbitrary executions, highlighted El Salvadors complex and longstanding security challenges, including one of the highest rates of murder in the world, the majority of which are attributed to gangs. She expressed her grave concerns about the endemic and pervasive fears and insecurity that prevail in the country in an end-of-mission statement.
"During my visit, I met fathers and mothers who have lost their sons to violence, and young women who have been subjected repeatedly to sexual violence; young men deeply traumatized by their experience of violence, grandparents living in constant fear of the day their grandchildren will be forcibly recruited into violence. she said.
http://www.scoop.co.nz/stories/WO1802/S00061/un-expert-urges-el-salvador-step-up-measures-to-halt-murders.htm
Yeah sorry to tell you, Salvadoran Americans, youre all fired. Well at least if our president gets his way, and he most likely will. I mean is there anything good coming out of El Salvador? Anything? Well theyre finally joining the rest of the world in upgrading to 4G!
LUXEMBOURG, Feb. 6, 2018 /PRNewswire/ -- Millicom International Cellular S.A. ("Millicom" , announced today that its subsidiary Telemovil El Salvador S.A. de C.V. ("Tigo El Salvador" has agreed to sell up to approximately 800 wireless communications towers to a subsidiary of SBA Communications Corporation ("SBA" in El Salvador. As a result of the transaction, Tigo El Salvador will receive approximately US$145 million in cash.
Additionally, the two companies have entered into a long-term agreement whereby SBA will provide Tigo El Salvador with wireless communications towers to support the company's wireless networks and rollout plans. The transaction is expected to create savings in both capital and operating expenditures for Tigo El Salvador. The specific number of towers and final purchase price will be determined once the various closings have taken place, which are subject to customary closing conditions.
Mauricio Ramos, Chief Executive Officer of Millicom said: "We continue to deliver towards our strategy of growing our mobile data and cable revenue with a focus on Latin America, while enhancing our capital efficiency. Our agreement with SBA, which has a significant presence throughout the Americas, is in alignment with this strategy and with our aim to work with strong partners that can help us provide superior connectivity to our customers in the region."
https://www.prnewswire.com/news-releases/millicoms-tigo-el-salvador-signs-agreement-to-sell-and-lease-back-towers-to-sba-300594577.html
Additionally, the two companies have entered into a long-term agreement whereby SBA will provide Tigo El Salvador with wireless communications towers to support the company's wireless networks and rollout plans. The transaction is expected to create savings in both capital and operating expenditures for Tigo El Salvador. The specific number of towers and final purchase price will be determined once the various closings have taken place, which are subject to customary closing conditions.
Mauricio Ramos, Chief Executive Officer of Millicom said: "We continue to deliver towards our strategy of growing our mobile data and cable revenue with a focus on Latin America, while enhancing our capital efficiency. Our agreement with SBA, which has a significant presence throughout the Americas, is in alignment with this strategy and with our aim to work with strong partners that can help us provide superior connectivity to our customers in the region."
https://www.prnewswire.com/news-releases/millicoms-tigo-el-salvador-signs-agreement-to-sell-and-lease-back-towers-to-sba-300594577.html
Trust me El Salvador, youll enjoy 4G but dont overdo it like we have! Well well keep an eye on the MS13 situation as it looks like its about to escalate in Boston and possibly create an international incident out of it. And if you guessed Trump knows almost nothing about MS13, you would be absolutely correct!:
During his State of the Union speech, Trump referred to the gang as "savage" and said two teenage girls in New York state were "brutally murdered" by members.
Four suspected members of the notoriously violent MS-13 gang, founded by Salvadoran immigrants, are now on trial after a federal judge in Boston denied a request to delay the case to ensure critical remarks made by U.S. President Donald Trump this week did not prejudice jurors.
Federal prosecutors allege that Herzzon Sandoval and Edwin Guzman were leaders of a Massachusetts-based MS-13 "clique" called Eastside Loco Salvatrucha. They are charged with racketeering conspiracy, along with Cesar Martinez and Erick Argueta Larios.
Thursday's opening statements took place two days after Trump sharply condemned MS-13 in his speech to Congress. The White House blames the gang's existence mostly on illegal immigration from Central America.
MS-13, which started in Los Angeles in the 1980s, has since grown into a cross-border criminal organization with leadership in Salvador that has 30,000 members worldwide and 10,000 in the United States, according to the U.S. Justice Department.
Trump, during Tuesday's address, called on Congress to close "deadly loopholes that have allowed MS-13, and other criminals, to break into our country."
https://www.telesurtv.net/english/news/El-Salvador-MS-13-Gang-Trial-Begins-in-Massachussetts-US-20180201-0029.html
Four suspected members of the notoriously violent MS-13 gang, founded by Salvadoran immigrants, are now on trial after a federal judge in Boston denied a request to delay the case to ensure critical remarks made by U.S. President Donald Trump this week did not prejudice jurors.
Federal prosecutors allege that Herzzon Sandoval and Edwin Guzman were leaders of a Massachusetts-based MS-13 "clique" called Eastside Loco Salvatrucha. They are charged with racketeering conspiracy, along with Cesar Martinez and Erick Argueta Larios.
Thursday's opening statements took place two days after Trump sharply condemned MS-13 in his speech to Congress. The White House blames the gang's existence mostly on illegal immigration from Central America.
MS-13, which started in Los Angeles in the 1980s, has since grown into a cross-border criminal organization with leadership in Salvador that has 30,000 members worldwide and 10,000 in the United States, according to the U.S. Justice Department.
Trump, during Tuesday's address, called on Congress to close "deadly loopholes that have allowed MS-13, and other criminals, to break into our country."
https://www.telesurtv.net/english/news/El-Salvador-MS-13-Gang-Trial-Begins-in-Massachussetts-US-20180201-0029.html
[font size="6"]The Verdict & Scorecard[/font]
So is El Salvador a shithole? Honestly we couldnt really find any information for this subject and we were hard pressed for time. So well say probably!
Tourism: C
Culture: C
Political Spectrum: C
Liberal Appeal: C
Overall: C
[font size="6"]Next Week[/font]
Continuing our nonsense tour schedule to find Trumps perfect shithole (not counting his mouth), were going back to South America to visit Chile! Is Chile a shithole? Only one way to find out!
[font size="8"]And Now This:[/font]
[font size="8]The Legendary Roots Crew[/font]
Kicking off our Black History Month celebration, we have one of my all time favorites playing tonight! Now playing their classic song The Fire from their album How I Got Over, give it up for the Legendary Roots Crew!
Yeah how about that?
See you next week!
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(268,968 posts)2. Hello there - you're two hours early- off to read