"Trigger A Liberal In 4 Words" is trending on Twitter.

[Initech]

Ok assholes while you're busy trying to find ways to "trigger" us, here's something you should know.

Since the women's march last year, democrats have won 42 elections in traditionally deep red conservative seats.

So keep triggering us, because we're doing that thing called "winning elections". Get used to losing, you hateful assholes. Keep posting mean shit on Twitter and Hillary Clinton's account.

We're going to keep winning and throwing your asses out of office. Keep it up, guys.

[vercetti2021]

1. Triggering?

Lmao that still a word being tossed around? They seem salty.

[Initech]

4. They just can't stop hating!

[vercetti2021]

10. Good...good

[Squinch]

2. More proof of my theory: republicans have no actual beliefs and no actual policies. The only

reason they take any of the positions they take is to oppose us. And the more ridiculous the position they take, the more offensive and destructive, the more upset it makes us, the happier they are.

If we came out tomorrow and said women and children and people of color need iced tea for their health, they would ban iced tea the next day.

They are vacant and incapable of original thought.

[Initech]

5. I always love that bumper sticker I see:

"Annoy a liberal - work hard and be happy!"

I counter that with:

"Annoy a conservative - tell them their boss makes 150 times more than they ever will!"

[Squinch]

6. And let them know that same boss thinks they're a patsy.

[dchill]

9. He KNOWS it.

[Squinch]

40. I disagree. The "useful idiot" republican thinks that boss looks at him and thinks "my kind of guy."

He sees himself and the boss as united against the rabble. And he just knows he'll be on equal footing with the boss someday and going duck hunting with him.

[Initech]

16. And easily expendable!

[RhodeIslandOne]

34. Conservatives are always telling you how hard they work

Then complain someone on welfare is getting something they aren’t. They are never happy. Being miserable fuels their worldview.

[Squinch]

39. Usually complaining thus while collecting social security or food stamps.

[Renew Deal]

3. Fortunately the people doing this speak Russian as their native language

[Grassy Knoll]

7. I saw That, And About 50 ConNobs....

...Are Tweeting And Re Twiteeting Themselves Over And Over Again,
Like No-one Will Notice.

[Initech]

17. I see people all the time bragging about how they have 5,000+ followers.

I wonder how many of them speak Russian?

[Grassy Knoll]

19. I'm Sure Most..

...

[dchill]

8. They're so Roy Rogers.

[GoCubsGo]

11. I just saw that.

I am not "triggered" by any of it. I'm laughing my ass of at them, actually. Especially the clown with the gun and the black nail polish. Pssssssstttt... "I am the NRA" is six words, comrade.

[Initech]

18. My favorite one was "Trump is running in 2020".

Uh that's 4 words. Not six.

[Blue_true]

12. The snowflakes seem to be them. nt

[SCantiGOP]

13. Four words that would trigger the shit out of me

“Trump will resign tomorrow.”
Don’t know what kind of fit I would have but it would be majestic.

[Elwood P Dowd]

14. A once answered a stupid repuke email with this, and haven't heard from the 'Moran' since...

[appalachiablue]

35. What a Gem!

[Squinch]

41. I hope you don't mind that I borrowed that. It's too good to pass up.

[FM123]

15. Go ahead, just try....

[PatrickforO]

20. Well...OK...what are the four words though?

We're going to flip both houses in November, but...

What are the four words?

[PaulX2]

21. I Listen To Rush Sometimes To Remind Me What We Are Fighting

Against.

I am supposed to hate Liberals according to Rush.

Sick.

[ChoppinBroccoli]

22. John Fugelsang Sums Up This Phenomenon Perfectly

"It's like America's a bus and a 71 year old narcissist speed addict is maniacally driving and we're all staring at each other because 30% of the passengers like how his driving upsets the rest of us."

[OhNo-Really]

23. Gee there are a lot of #4 Word Phrases

I feed the hungry
I visit the imprisoned
I nurture the sick
I shelter the elderly
I clothe the naked
I teach the children
I keep you safe
I curtail greed
I love ALL people


Just a few off the top of my head. Sound familiar you compassionate conservative hypocrites.

[Squinch]

42. Perfect! THOSE are the phrases that trigger republicans.

[MrScorpio]

24. I couldn't help myself.

Link to tweet

[Initech]

26. Nice!

[JustABozoOnThisBus]

43. Uh, you misspelled "whiners". nt :)

[bhikkhu]

25. People are basically good; that's the essence of my liberal identity

I don't "trigger" easy - someone has to be a real consistent asshole, but it still doesn't mean I'm not right in the long run.

[DBoon]

27. Trigger a conservative in three words

"Liberté, Egalité, Fraternité"

[John Fante]

28. How to resuscitate the dying alt-reich movement in three words:

Not this way.

See ya in November, dickheads.

[oxbow]

29. I got yer 4 words...

Trussia: dereliction of duty

[kysrsoze]

30. Righties being typical dumbasses?

[Initech]

32. Yup!

[liberalmuse]

31. What an intellectual sinkhole.

I was hoping to be triggered, but ended up sad and a bit disgusted knowing there are a lot of adult Americans who behave like third graders.

[iluvtennis]

33. Preet Bharara #TriggerTrumpIn4Words

Preet Bharara@PreetBharara
3h3 hours ago

New game:

Hillary won popular vote
Putin doesn't love you
Hope Hicks left you
Alec Baldwin is funny
Sessions properly recused himself
Melania loves chain migration

#TriggerTrumpIn4Words

Link to tweet

[Neema]

38. He forgot the biggest trigger: Barack Obama is better.

[Dirty Socialist]

36. Not all Republicans are trolls

But all trolls are Republicans

[IcyPeas]

37. Update: Trigger a Conservative is now trending

[CousinIT]

45. #TriggerAConservativeIn2Words is trending now.n/t

[Initech]

46. This is one I had:

Link to tweet

[CousinIT]

47. That's a great one!