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WASHINGTONUrging journalists not to fixate on specious rumors and instead pursue topics of real importance, White House press secretary Sarah Huckabee Sanders warned reporters assembled for the press briefing Thursday that allegations of President Trumps affair with adult film star Stormy Daniels were a steamy, sexy distraction from the real issues.
Look, I know how easy it is to get all hot and bothered while reading these tantalizing stories about the president, but Americans need to focus on the concrete problems affecting our nation, said a sweaty, visibly aroused Huckabee Sanders, who flushed noticeably and bit her bottom lip as she encouraged reporters to concentrate on the issues concerning everyday citizens instead of whatever filthy, animalistic sexual acts may or may not have occurred during a hedonistic weekend in Beverly Hills.
Journalists should be reporting on the decreasing unemployment rate and the return of manufacturing jobs, not the presidents engorged genitals or the intoxicating idea of two people in a five-star Lake Tahoe hotel room tonguing honey from each others secret places during an illicit tryst. However titillating they might be, these rumors are just a diversion from the hard, sweaty work of helping the American worker onto his back. Back on his feet.
Huckabee Sanders then apologized for emptying a pitcher of ice water over her head during her presentation, excused herself, and staggered moaning from the briefing room.
https://politics.theonion.com/huckabee-sanders-warns-stormy-daniels-disclosures-just-1823620557
PJMcK
(22,035 posts)For a couple of decades, Donald Trump has publicly bragged about his sexual affairs with many different women. Do you, Ms. Sanders, believe that Trump did not have an affair with the president?
By the way, before you answer that question, if it comes to light that there are irrefutable facts that prove he did, what will you do?
The Velveteen Ocelot
(115,683 posts)Serious comments might get more consideration in serious threads.
PJMcK
(22,035 posts)That's what happens when I don't read the entire post!
On the other hand, this rabbit hole that Trump has led us down has made satire almost indistinguishable from reality.
It must be Obama's fault!
Chipper Chat
(9,678 posts).......the peepee tape.
Leghorn21
(13,524 posts)machoneman
(4,006 posts)n/m
myraphilips
(23 posts)That was on the Onion and is actually fake news. In sad news this is a Womans day and this is what we have to deal with.
Zorro
(15,740 posts)It's getting harder and harder to tell these days.
radical noodle
(8,000 posts)as silly as real politics these days, but yes... The Onion is always satire.
Ilsa
(61,695 posts)Yes, its The Onion. But they imply Sarah has the hots for him!