BREAKING: First Lady Melania Trump Teams With Space Force To Prevent CyberBullying In Space

[Miles Archer]

NO LINK YET...BREAKING NEWS.

CNN, WASHINGTON DC: A spokesperson for Melania Trump told CNN reporters today that the First Lady will partner with President Trump's newly established Space Force to prevent CyberBullying in space.

The First Lady's passion for this crusade first grew after the backlash following the 1999 movie "Star Wars: The Phantom Menace."

"My heart ached for the Jar Jar Binks," Melania said at the time. "How could someone who is so funny and charming become one of the most hated characters in the history of cinema? It reminds me of my husband, who is only trying to make America great again and works so hard and is the object of so much hate."

Joining the First Lady on the Prevent CyberBullying In Space task force will be First Daughter Ivanka Trump, who will place special effort on CyberBullying of women in space, and also plans to introduce a new clothing line designed to empower space women.

Jar Jar Binks could not be reached for comment.

[The Wielding Truth]

1. Yours or the Onion? It is lovely. The absurdity is par with the administration.

[Miles Archer]

2. Mine

Thank you...