DO NOT CONGRATULATE

[Lucinda]

Link to tweet

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There are times Twitter just makes me happy!

[democratisphere]

1. Looks like the sweet dog was framed by the perpetrator.

Looks like someone had a wallpaper meltdown!

[RandomAccess]

2. Apparently, DO NO LEAVE AT HOME ALONE

works too.

Poor doggie.

[Stallion]

3. Breaking: The Reincarnation of General George S. Patton Has Now Been Confirmed

good doggie

Patton believed in reincarnation claiming he had seen combat many times before in previous lives, including as a Roman legionnaire and as part of the 14th-century army of John the Blind of Bohemia. Before the 1943 invasion of Sicily, British General Harold Alexander told Patton, “You know, George, you would have made a great marshal for Napoleon if you had lived in the 19th century.” Patton replied, “But I did.” The general believed that after he died he would return to once again lead armies into battle.

[John Fante]

4. Everyone memorize this and repeat if to Chuck Schumer.