Man tells woman he was poisoned; will die unless she has sex with him

[sl8]

From http://www.nzherald.co.nz/nz/news/article.cfm?c_id=1&objectid=12020341

Man tells woman he was poisoned; will die unless she has sex with him

26 Mar, 2018 4:43pm
By: Kelly Makiha

A Rotorua man has admitted telling a woman he had been forced to drink poison and would die unless she performed certain sexual acts on him within 48 hours.

The 24-year-old pleaded guilty in the Rotorua District Court on Friday to sexual connection induced by threat and male assaults female.

He will be sentenced on May 25.

The police summary of facts states the man went to the woman's home, "red faced and bent over holding his ribs" and told her he had been beaten up and forced to drink a vial of toxin.

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More at link.

[dchill]

1. In what world...?

[sl8]

3. Mordor?

I'm not very well-versed in New Zealand geography.

[Liberal In Texas]

4. Like the old joke...

"You gonna die, sucker."

[GeorgeHayduke]

25. That joke immediately popped into my head nt

[NickB79]

5. Wait, she fell for that?!?!?!

I mean, yeah, that guy belongs in prison cause he's a total piece of shit, but she really believed him enough to agreed to what he asked in the first place?

[treestar]

9. +1 who would believe that?

It is laughable.

[poboy2]

10. People voted for Trump. There are some really stupid/gullible people out there. -nt

[treestar]

12. True enough.

LOL, as Deplorables try to find out what poison that is and get some of it.

[lame54]

13. Did he find her in the Trump University yearbook?

[WhiskeyGrinder]

18. Abstinence "education" hurts people.

[IluvPitties]

7. Bizarro World.

[Wwcd]

8. As bad as telling a woman she'll get cancer if she doesn't have sex with.....

Betting there are volumns of desperate one liners waiting to be published.

[betsuni]

11. Good one.

[NewJeffCT]

16. True story

it wasn't sexual, but back in the late 80s, a high school basketball recruit was choosing between another college and St. John's University. The assistant coach for the other college told the kid he didn't want to go to St. John's because their colorful and charismatic coach Lou Carnesecca was dying from cancer. He was not dying - in fact, he's still alive around 30 years later at 93 years old.

The assistant, I believe, was sternly reprimanded by the college and by the head coach. Of course, the assistant later went on to be head coach in the NBA and at some top colleges. So, the sleaze did not hurt his career.

[brooklynite]

14. C'mon, you can't argue with science.....

[Bucky]

15. Akin to men who say raping a virgin will cure their AIDS

I suppose this is the first world version of that BS

[Takket]

17. Even if you believed him Google would surly set you straight lol

[Aristus]

19. What? Is Florida Man on vacation in New Zealand?

[Blue_true]

22. Hey! Some people here from Florida.

[Aristus]

26. In my own defense, the whole 'Florida Man' thing was not my idea.

[Shrike47]

20. That kind of story was a lot more common 50 years ago, before the Interwebs.

Some people are very gullible.

[LastLiberal in PalmSprings]

21. That works?

Shit, think of all the money I could have saved on dinners and movies.

[NastyRiffraff]

23. I'd tell him

I'll send flowers to your funeral.

[renegade000]

24. I feel like there's a comedy sketch idea here somewhere...

Where the woman feigns credulity, but thinks through all the possible solutions aside from intercourse.

I mean, could you imagine trying to get the guy to explain why the alleged toxin is not neutralized by masturbation but is by
sexual relations.

[BlueStater]

27. And...she believed him.

No wonder Trump is president right now.

[jmowreader]

28. I read the article. It's worse than you think.

He showed up on her doorstep claiming the poison had to be sweated out of his system within 48 hours, and the only way it would work is if he had sex with a woman four times in that period. She got some emails "confirming" this, so she agreed to do him.

After he got his four sex acts, she started getting more emails that said she had to keep on having sex with him or people she loved wouldn't be hurt. And now, she has to have sex with him three to seven times per day, and allow him to film it on his phone, or he'd post half-naked photos of her on the Internet. But if she did give him all the sex he wanted, she'd get a car and lots of money.

The guy is slime, as you surmised.

[misanthrope]

29. Sounds like he's ready for a slot in the Trump Administration

He's got the chutzpah.