Trump Proposes Revolutionary Border Wall Idea

[MineralMan]

After receiving only $1.6 Billion for his infamous border wall in the latest Congressional bill, Donald Trump has announced a new plan for the wall. Speaking privately to this reporter, he said, "What we'll do is build it out of junked cars. We're going to clear out all the junkyards and just stack them up in piles along the border. Big piles. Tremendous piles. We'll have the best junk piles, believe me. That will solve the problem once and for all. It'll be an art project, too. That's been done before, you know. Look it up on the Google. Here are some images of what we have in mind."

[Wellstone ruled]

1. That's the ticket.

You betcha!!

[ProudLib72]

2. Made entirely of VWs manufactured in Mexico

That'll show them!

[louis-t]

3. And a gate made out of an old school bus!

Just like in Road Warrior.

[Mopar151]

4. The junkers ain't free!

And the scrap metal folks work a quick turnover, and pay for the cars up front - so there is no national reserve of junk to draw on!

[Mopar151]

5. The junkers ain't free!

The scrappers pay for them up front, and typically get paid for them at the port (or the shredder).

[ProfessorGAC]

7. Meh!

A couple hundred a piece, and $1.6 billion buys 8 million.

Stack 'em 16 high and we get a half million rows. That'll give us the first 425 miles of the "precious" wall.

What? It's a start, ain't it?

[NCjack]

6. For the sections of wall that need enhanced performance, use drones

to bomb with used motor oil and set on fire.