Should the census ask if you've cheated on your wife or husband with a porn star?

[Snake Plissken]

or if you've engaged in deviant behavior with Russian hookers?

[Sanity Claws]

1. How many non-disclosure agreements have you signed this year?

I think that might be interesting

[FakeNoose]

2. Should the census ask if Putin is your "new best friend?"

[enid602]

3. Money

How much money do you owe Russian oligarchs? How much of their money have you laundered?

[hlthe2b]

4. Should the census ask if you've cheated on your wife or husband with a porn star? OR...

Russian dictator?

[flibbitygiblets]

5. Maybe "have you given aid and comfort to a foregn adversary"?

[brooklynite]

6. I think that's covered in the "Long Form" Census...