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brooklynite

(94,598 posts) Wed Apr 4, 2018, 09:59 AM Apr 2018

Kicking off National Poetry Month.....

There once was a leader named Trump;
Who once call the White House a dump;
His life went astray when a porn star did say;
That she swatted him hard on the rump.

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Kicking off National Poetry Month..... (Original Post) brooklynite Apr 2018 OP

OK MineralMan Apr 2018 #1

Haiku, by Donald Trump dalton99a Apr 2018 #2

C-..... brooklynite Apr 2018 #3

MineralMan

(146,317 posts)

1. OK

Reply to brooklynite (Original post)

Wed Apr 4, 2018, 10:05 AM

Apr 2018

There once was a President Trump,
Who on our nation took a dump.
Deplorables cheered.
The rest of us jeered.
In the end, though, that Trump was dumped.

dalton99a

(81,516 posts)

2. Haiku, by Donald Trump

Reply to brooklynite (Original post)

Wed Apr 4, 2018, 10:51 AM

Apr 2018

He's a great, great guy.
I saw him the other day
on television.

(as compiled by Philip Bump)

brooklynite

(94,598 posts)

3. C-.....

Reply to dalton99a (Reply #2)

Wed Apr 4, 2018, 10:53 AM

Apr 2018

Middle line has only six sylables

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