Overheard a bagger describing a "miracle" to his friends today. Actually 4 "miracles"

[NNN0LHI]

He was telling his friend his wife and he tried to have kids for over ten years with no luck. Said his wife wanted kids really bad too.

One day he came home from work and sitting on the kitchen table was an application to adopt a child. He told his friends there was no way he was going to raise an adopted black child.

He said he gathered up that application and ripped it up in front of his wife and then balled it up and threw it in the garbage can.

He said about a month later came the beginning of the first miracle. His wife became pregnant and she then had a child. He said about a year later she had another child. This went on 4 years straight until she had 4 children. Finally she had her tubes tied because they couldn't afford any more children.

Bagger told his friends he knew this was a miracle because they had been to doctors and they couldn't help them in over 10 years. He even mentioned this had to be Gods will.

I thought to myself while sitting there listening that God sure works in mysterious ways.

Don

[gollygee]

1. I'd suggest a paternity test

Just saying. Woman very desperate for baby but not getting pregnant with husband, decides to adopt but husband rejects in as mean and inhuman a way as he can think of, wife could find someone else to get her pregnant.

[proud patriot]

4. +++1

that was my first thought

[southernyankeebelle]

5. I was thinking the very same thing, LOL

[Scuba]

13. He probably didn't even notice that two of his kids were black, one hispanic and one asian.

[auburngrad82]

33. DU needs a "like" button nt

[Aerows]

16. My thoughts too

LOL

[Avalux]

19. Occam's Razor....

the most likely explanation is usually the right one.

[R. Daneel Olivaw]

22. I'd suggest an IQ test for him first.

[TexasTowelie]

28. It came out negative.

[HopeHoops]

2. I had four miracles today.

I can't describe them without getting tombstoned. (One is obvious)

[The Magistrate]

3. Why Does My Favorite Bit Of Groucho Come To Mind Here...?

[patrice]

6. speechless . . . and that's unusual for me.

[zbdent]

21. then it's a good thing for you you're not keyboardless ...

[GreatCaesarsGhost]

7. She had her tubes tied because they couldn't afford any more miracles!

[unblock]

27. right -- enough of this god's will crap! we got a budget to keep!

[vaberella]

8. More so for the Black child that wasn't adopted. Praise be the Lord! n/t

[jillan]

9. Seriously! That child is probably better off where s/he is, and that is a sad truth.

[1StrongBlackMan]

10. My thought on reading this ...

Is: the Letter Carrier, bartender, or random Match.com guy(s) must work in pleasing ways.

[1StrongBlackMan]

11. Reminds me of the joke ...

A couple has been married for 6 years and have 5 kids. Each time the make love, the husband insists that the lights be off and he is completely covered by the blanket.

The wife finds this odd; but she gets it wherever she wants and her husband can go for as long as it takes her to arrive.

One night in the middle of their lovemaking the blanket falls off and somehow, the lights come on, and she sees her station of a long lasting lover with a life-like sex toy strapped between his legs.

The wife is horrified, and asks ... "How long have you been faking it?"

To which the husband responds ... "First you explain the five kids!"

[TexasTowelie]

29. !

[VOX]

12. Woody Allen's classic quote re God: "Basically he's an underachiever."

Seems to apply in this case.

[HughBeaumont]

14. Yeah . . . it's "God's will" (snicker) . . . .

. . . POOF! Kids!!



PRAISE Jeezuz!!

Stupid fuck.

Holy shit, that was really my 19,000th post?

Well, that could have gone better.

:

[slampoet]

15. So His wife started fucking someone else when he refused to adopt. Happens all the time.

[Marrah_G]

26. LOL that was my first thought

[TheCowsCameHome]

17. Someone had it in for him - four times, at least

Mr. M.T. Dick didn't figure that out yet.

[TheCowsCameHome]

18. Didn't the 25 cent a gallon heating oil make him suspicious?

[Jeff In Milwaukee]

30. Old Joke...

Where the guy finds out from a friend that the guys wife has been having sex with the milkman. "What's she doing with a guy like that?" the guy asks. "When we owe the butcher $20!"

[cherokeeprogressive]

20. Cool story. n/t

[zappaman]

23. Shouldn't this be in the FICTION forum?

[dionysus]

32. wanna have a shootout?

[Marengo]

24. Odd...I wonder why he thought he would only be able to adopt a black child.

[Marrah_G]

25. God was so pleased with his racism that he performed a miracle for him?

Honestly, we need to take one state, wall it off and give it to all these crazy teabaggers, racists and rw lunatics.

[Jeff In Milwaukee]

31. I nominate Saskachewan! (nt)