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Amerigo Vespucci

(30,885 posts)
Wed Aug 1, 2012, 11:21 AM Aug 2012

BREAKING: Upon departing Poland for America, Romney orders lackey to purchase "American Phrase Book"

The lackey responded "But sir, they speak 'English' in America, and you already speak it too."

Romney ordered the lackey fired and exclaimed "I LIKE firing people."

Then he sent a second lackey out for the book, because an ounce of prevention is worth a pound of cure. Film at 11.

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