$475K for not having an affair with frump. Where do I sign up for not having an affair with him?

[lindysalsagal]

Am Joe: It was really $475K-

http://nymag.com/daily/intelligencer/2018/05/on-hannity-giuliani-blows-up-trumps-arguments-in-3-cases.html

[Rorey]

1. I also don't want to have an affair with him.

Where can I pick up my check?

[Sherman A1]

2. Rudy is a showboat and loves to hear the sound of his own voice

The more he talks, the deeper they dig themselves into a hole. This will likely be very entertaining.

[MGKrebs]

3. Be forewarned, you won't be allowed to talk about the affair

That you didn't have with Trump.

[LisaL]

5. Sounds perfect.

[tavernier]

4. Oh No! I don't even want to not have an affair with him!

I have standards!

But I might sell my story to the tabloids.

[Vinca]

6. So Stormy got $130,000 which leaves $345,000 for other women who didn't have affairs with him????

You know who I'd like to be? The Special Master who gets to read all of Cohen's stuff and decides what is or is not protected by attorney-client privilege. She must make herself a big bowl of popcorn before she opens the files.

[babylonsister]

7. She probably should also have a hot shower close by. nt

[R B Garr]

8. Makes you wonder if all this negates Melania's prenup...

assuming there is one since Trump likes to tamp down all his women. Free Melania!

[muriel_volestrangler]

9. Technically, Trump is screwing all of us. We can't opt out. (nt)

[MoonRiver]

10. It's a 2Fer!

first, you didn't have sex with the bloated psycho!
Second, you get the $475K!

Sign me up too!