Donald Trump does 1 thing at least 20 times a day

[Demovictory9]

The President vents to associates about the FBI raids on his personal attorney Michael Cohen — as often as "20 times a day," in the estimation of one confidant — and they frequently listen in silence, knowing little they say will soothe him. Trump gripes that he needs better "TV lawyers" to defend him on cable news and is impatient to halt the "witch hunt" that he says undermines his legitimacy as President.

First, "TV lawyers"!

But, more importantly -- 20 times a day!

That's, um, a lot. It's not as often as the average American checks their phone per day (46 times!) but it's way more than we pee (4-7 times a day).

https://www.cnn.com/2018/05/14/politics/donald-trump-mueller-probe/index.html

[Leith]

1. Oh! My First Guess Was...

"pisses in little dribbles."

Probably that, too.

[Demovictory9]

2. or adjust his hair.

[Leith]

4. Ya Call That "Adjusted?"

That he wants it to look like that?

[John Fante]

3. The fact that you're an unqualified, dimwitted, ill-tempered

reality TV goofball undermines your presidency, asshat.

[Eliot Rosewater]

9. LOL

can you IMAGINE if any democratic candidate for the WH was as dumb and unqualified as this traitor

[John Fante]

14. I can't imagine a dullard like GWB winning the democratic nomination

nevermind a human punchline like Dotard Durrr Fuhrer.

GOP voters should be ashamed of themselves.

[iscooterliberally]

5. I was going to go with 'Tweet of Thrones' again.

More poor mind was just minding its own business strolling along the avenue, but then it tripped, slipped, stumbled and went face first right into the gutter again.

[NightWatcher]

6. Next it'll be about the missing strawberries

[SummerSnow]

7. 1. lie 2. lie 3. lie 4. lie 5. lie 6. lie 7. lie ...................

[TeamPooka]

12. for the win

[Scurrilous]

8. Goes into the mens room and does a line?

[Corgigal]

10. With that weight.

Put me down for a dollar, on farting.

[2naSalit]

11. LOL!!!

[Gothmog]

13. This makes me smile

The fact that trump is so upset by this makes me smile

[llmart]

15. That's what I got from it also.

He's obsessed with it and if nothing else, maybe he'll blow a stroke.