Preview For This Week's Top 10 Conservative Idiots
I wouldn't be concerned with the fact that someone is trying to take her AR-15. I would be more concerned that someone has taken her empathy, common sense, and dignity because she is clearly lacking all 3 of these things!
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This week on the Top 10 - it's our season finale! Another week, another mass shooting at a school, and this time Trump does a complete 180 on his message. Plus the tragedy is upended by a guy with a gun and a MAGA hat, a Kent State student poses with a gun, a New York attorney goes full Nazi, the Alt Right has some bizarre theories about MS-13 and Sean Hannity and Trump exchange nightly bromance phone calls. We've got a new installment of "This Fucking Guy" and we're going to profile Interior Secretary Ryan Zinke. Plus we've got a new installment of Top 10 Investigates and we're going to take a look at some responsible gun owners. And there are a lot of them. And in our weekly sermon of all things holy, Holy Shit, our resident pastor is going to take a look at the conspiracy theory wing of the Christian right. And we've got a new installment of People Are Dumb because People Are Dumb. And finally its time that we crown our Stupidest State champion! Florida. Kentucky. We will be live at Staples Center for all the festivities and the champagne is on ice! Plus a live performance from one of the hottest bands in the world right now - Panic At The Disco!
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