What Does An Ivanka Trump Coffin Look Like?

[Me.]

One of her 12 new trademarks

“Ivanka Trump's Chinese trademarks on products from baby blankets to coffins raise corruption concerns”

http://www.abc.net.au/news/2018-05-29/china-approves-13-new-ivanka-trump-trademarks-in-3-months/9810558

“If you thought that was the end of things and that maybe Ivanka would go away and leave us alone, too bad for you. Now she wants to sell Chinese people a baby blanket and a coffin!”

Read more at https://wonkette.com/634533/ivanka-trump-just-rubbing-her-non-interned-baby-in-refugees-jailed-faces#1z8B2XC3OExdpjFi.99

[Solly Mack]

1. A really huge white clam shell.

And those giant clams are endangered. Not that she cares.

[Me.]

2. That's So Hideous I Wouldn't Bury Anyone In It

[Solly Mack]

6. Bedazzle it and put the Trump logo on it.

Now you have a coffin fit for a Trump.

[Me.]

7. Isn't It Tempting Fate?

[Solly Mack]

8. It could be a coffin shaped like Trump's hair.

But I can't imagine any coffin from a Trump being anything but cheesy.

[Scurrilous]

3. That looks sort of random.

And butt ugly.

[Solly Mack]

4. Yet she thought about it and thought about it.

[Cracklin Charlie]

5. That is not even a table.

I think it looks like her kitchen island.

They lie about everything.

[Arkansas Granny]

9. Good catch. I hadn't noticed that before.

[Historic NY]

10. For the Trump Bedminster NJ cemetery??

[NightWatcher]

11. She's like Martha Stewart but without any taste, decorum, or style.

She needs a booth at the flea market for her shit.

[ProudLib72]

12. Found a place that carries her designer coffins

[Me.]

13. I Looked For Images

but couldn't tell if what I saw was hers so you beat me

[JHB]

14. Easy. Search on "designer coffin" to see what some...

...actual designer is doing, make a minor tweak to a tertiary detail, use cheaper materials, slap Ivanka's logo on it, and voila! Coffins fit for any Chinese officials who want to channel bribes to Trump via bulk orders of overpriced knock-offs.

[SeattleVet]

15. Found it!