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MineralMan

(146,317 posts)
Thu Jun 14, 2018, 12:31 PM Jun 2018

Just Released: Official Presidential Proclamation:

It is hereby Proclaimed and Declared that, henceforth, all references to the current President of the United States of America shall use the following format:

Glorious Leader Donald J. Trump

It is further Proclaimed and Declared that failure to do so shall be a felony of the first degree, subject to a fine of not less than US$25,000 and/or imprisonment for a period of not less than 5 years.

s/
Donald J. Trump
Glorious Leader of the United States of America

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Just Released: Official Presidential Proclamation: (Original Post) MineralMan Jun 2018 OP
I suspect this is a Joke. n/t CaliforniaPeggy Jun 2018 #1
Whatever can you mean? MineralMan Jun 2018 #2
So where are the Prisons going to be....... ProudMNDemocrat Jun 2018 #3
If we build them, they will come... MineralMan Jun 2018 #5
The only way that will hapoen..... ProudMNDemocrat Jun 2018 #11
One thing at a time. MineralMan Jun 2018 #12
Why Do You Think That Sears and KMart Have Been Closing So Many Stores? Leith Jun 2018 #13
Dilapidated buildings in residential and business districts within cities.... ProudMNDemocrat Jun 2018 #14
Oh good I can't wait until we are forced to have his photo in every home throughout the land. Trek4Truth Jun 2018 #4
Your wish shall be granted. However, only the official MineralMan Jun 2018 #7
Lol MineralMan is going to make it onto Snopes again at this rate! bearsfootball516 Jun 2018 #6
Oh, Noes! Not That! MineralMan Jun 2018 #8
I Thought it was malaise Jun 2018 #9
That knock on your door? MineralMan Jun 2018 #10
LOL malaise Jun 2018 #15

ProudMNDemocrat

(16,786 posts)
3. So where are the Prisons going to be.......
Thu Jun 14, 2018, 12:36 PM
Jun 2018


And the people to work building them and guard the tens of millions of people who will be in them? Are neighbors going to be tatting on their neighbors now?

Donald Trump IS NOT my President.

ProudMNDemocrat

(16,786 posts)
11. The only way that will hapoen.....
Thu Jun 14, 2018, 12:41 PM
Jun 2018

If that Congress backs Trump in suspending the US Constitution. And Congress will be all Democrats if that were to happen.

In a way, Congressional Republicans have abdicated their duties to defend said Constitution.

Leith

(7,809 posts)
13. Why Do You Think That Sears and KMart Have Been Closing So Many Stores?
Thu Jun 14, 2018, 12:43 PM
Jun 2018

The closed Walmarts are for refugee children. The Sears and KMarts that have been closed will house adults declared enemies of Hair Furor.

After I watched the videos of senators and news people visiting the children's concentration camp, I realized that there will be no problem finding guards. Maybe that was what the job fair ad for White House positions was really for.

ProudMNDemocrat

(16,786 posts)
14. Dilapidated buildings in residential and business districts within cities....
Thu Jun 14, 2018, 12:48 PM
Jun 2018


Where kids play and people live. Might as well turn run down areas of Detroit, Cleveland, Pittsburg, etc., into Prison complexes. That will go over well.

MineralMan

(146,317 posts)
7. Your wish shall be granted. However, only the official
Thu Jun 14, 2018, 12:38 PM
Jun 2018

Glorious Leader portrait is acceptable.

Order yours today from:

trumpproducts.com

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