So Sad - White House JOB FAIR tomorrow.

[underpants]

Trump White House advertises at a Hill job fair amid staff exodus
'Interested in a job at the White House?' reads the flyer for an event aimed at conservatives.

The White House – which has been having trouble filling positions as it bleeds staffers – is now trying to find recruits at a conservative job fair on the Hill.

“Interested in a job at the White House?” is the subject line of an email that was blasted out widely to Republicans on the Hill late Wednesday advertising the upcoming event.


It promises that “representatives from across the Trump administration will be there to meet job seekers of every experience level.” A person familiar with the planning said that Johnny DeStefano, who oversees the White House personnel among other officials from the West Wing.

The “Executive Branch Job Fair” is scheduled for Friday afternoon in the Dirksen Senate Office Building, according to a flyer attached to the email.

“There are positions currently open and we are looking for the most competent conservatives to recommend,” the flyer, shared with POLITICO, reads.

https://www.politico.com/story/2018/06/13/white-house-hill-job-fair-645592

[Doreen]

1. DAMN IT!!!!! I DO NOT QUALIFY!!!

I DO NOT HAVE A CRIMINAL RECORD.

[underpants]

9. Stole this for Facebook

[rurallib]

10. Apply anyway. If they hire you, you will have one soon.

[Doreen]

11. Yup, I am laughing my ass off right now.

[marylandblue]

2. I am very tempted to pretend to be a conservative

Just imagine all the good a progressive mole in the White House could do! Leaks galore. Secret videos of Trump babbling incoherently and admitting to crimes. Playing Where's Melania? And best of all, being a Mueller informant.

[Miles Archer]

3. "...the most competent conservatives..."

[kwassa]

4. Isn't "competent conservative" an oxymoron?

And, is anyone who wants to work in the White House a moron without the oxy?

[Initech]

5. Wait - is Trump still running the country?

[NCjack]

6. Preference will be given to candidates

-- with bone spurs that disqualified you from military service;
-- white folks;
-- uni-lingual (English only);
-- must not leak confidential info, except to BFF or BFF of BFF;
-- must have one or more friends in Russia who can arrange meetings with #45 with Pootie;
-- must have no "tells" when lying.

[JHB]

7. Any president who needs to hold a job fair is no true president

[trof]

8. Could not find a place to sign up.

Searched the web and couldn't find a place where I could apply.

[Doreen]

12. You probably have to look for them with the sign out sheets from the prison.

[Mc Mike]

13. Better job security at McDonalds. Less infamy incurred by working there, too.

[Vinca]

14. A fast way to kill a budding career.

[underpants]

15. As I read here on DU a while ago

I see that there's a gap in your employment history. Care to explain?
I was in prison.
Are you sure you weren't working for the Trump Administration?
Nope. Prison, I was definitely in prison.