Smell rubber burning? That's Orange Maggot thinking. . . . Please come CAPTION PresiDented Trump!!!

[skip fox]

Donald ("I'd rather be picking my nose" ) Trump is thinking: "What the people really want is justice and no fooling around. . . . So Friday I fire Rosenstein and Monday, before I fly off to meet Putin, I dilute the squall by picking a justice who believes in presidential immunity. . . . That'll be some real justice, . . . fair and square!"

[SummerSnow]

1. "I demand the sum of ... ONE MILLION DOLLARS."

[no_hypocrisy]

2. Good one!

[NewJeffCT]

10. here you go

[greatauntoftriplets]

3. Ivanka looks particularly tantilizing today....

[skip fox]

5. Yikes!

[Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin]

4. Will Putin save me from those mean Canadians?

[Johonny]

6. Why does Putin always get to dress up as little Bo Peep and I get the sheep costume?

[skip fox]

9. Yikes.

[dembotoz]

7. did cohen put that copy of the pee tape in his storage locker?

[skip fox]

8. D.T. continues:

"Why, I'm a straight-dealer and a square-shooter, a flim-con and flam-man, no barnacles on me, golden coins another matter, glitter means forever, love is a four-letter word used on a lot of cards ('it's called branding, numbnuts'), can't keep a straight line of face making, thinking of pussy again, been a long time, wish I could gather my thoughts, gotta play smart if I want to rule the world, boy did she have a cleavage or what? coulda had its own timezone., . . (blah, blah, blah, 24/7 even in his sleep).""