Sale at the Gap? Caption Please

[NightWatcher]

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No ties for these guys

[sadbear]

1. "The rich are hurting, too, my friend...."

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"...for example, the combination of these pants and my underwear are really putting the squeeze on me. And don't even ask me why Boehner is crying."

[spanone]

2. 'i'm gonna yell till boehner cries....is he crying yet?'

[Warpy]

3. 3 muffin tops, too

Nice to see they're all lying to themselves about their trouser size.

[aint_no_life_nowhere]

4. To all you farmers out there, I'm about to do a farmer's nose blow. I'm one of you.

[DefenseLawyer]

5. These dungarees show that I'm a regular fella. n/t

[rucky]

6. And if I'm elected, I'll declare every day a Casual Friday

[Wait Wut]

7. "I'm here to tell you that it's okay to wear pastels!...

...I like pastels. Color is good. Without color, people would be clear and I think people should have color. Not too much brown, though, because brown is the color of dirt. Not that dirt is a bad thing. I support farmers. They grow food and food is good. Everyone should be able to eat food."

[thelordofhell]

8. "I'm getting me a NOSE GOBLIN!!"

[jillan]

9. Angry Old White Guys.

[LeftofObama]

10. "And if I hear one more person refer to my pants as

'mom jeans', I'm going to strap you to the roof of my car!"

[benld74]

11. Pay not attention to the little man on the horse on Boners shirt!

[pinboy3niner]

12. "Rafalca? Rafalca is DEAD to me! You hear me? DEAD!1!! ...

...Some of you people are going to be enjoying Rafalca Tartare real soon, my friends!"