BWHAHAHAAAA! Cain: "I'd like to be Defense Secretary"

[garybeck]

http://www.cnn.com/video/?hpt=hp_c2#/video/politics/2012/01/03/piers-cain-cabinet-position.cnn

[snooper2]

1. Defending the pepperoni from being touched by the black olives

does not qualify one for this position

[HopeHoops]

2. Defense of Groping Department? That would fit.

On Edit: To be fair, most males like to grope. But most of us do it with OUR WOMEN, not subordinates in our companies. Random groping is a serious mental illness and I'm not sure there are drugs to treat that.

[TwilightGardener]

3. How crass is it to just run around naming cabinet posts you'd like to have?

And what on God's earth qualifies this man to run the DoD? Fucking insane.

[MNBrewer]

4. "Whaaaat!?" - Barbara Walters

http://www.thedailyshow.com/watch/wed-december-14-2011/lowe-s-balls-of-the-week

[Speck Tater]

5. Secretary of the Lolli-pop guild in the wonderful land of Oz maybe. nt

[OffWithTheirHeads]

6. What he really said is that he'd like to pork his secretary.

[lpbk2713]

7. And what would be the tradeoff Mr Cain?

[jorno67]

8. I want to be a firetruck!!!

or an astronaut
or a transformer

[yellerpup]

9. Sorry, Herman.

4th grade Geography is a perquisite.

[Erose999]

10. How about ambassador to Uzbeckibeckistanstan, perhaps? UN weapons inspector?

[riverwalker]

11. Invasion of "Beki-beki-stan-stan"

will be his first priority

[DefenseLawyer]

12. I want to have babies