Mitt Romney admits he is a robot.

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THU AUG 09, 2012 AT 06:13 AM PDT
Mitt Romney admits he is a robot. And says he still won't release his tax returns.
byJed LewisonFollow

Just to be clear, this is not from The Onion. It's from a real interview with Mitt "Corporations Are People" Romney—a Bloomberg/Businessweek exclusive, no less.

BLOOMBERG/BUSINESSWEEK: Let’s frame the issue around your tax returns in a slightly different way. If you’re an investor and you’re looking at a company, and that company says that its great strength is wise management and fiscal know-how, wouldn’t you want to see the previous, say, five years’ worth of its financials?

ROMNEY: I’m not a business. (Four sentences of boilerplate Romneybot tax return spin.])Thanks, guys. Goodbye.

So Mitt Romney believes:

Corporations are people, my friend; and

That he is not a business; therefore

Mitt Romney is in fact a robot, not a person.

more:
http://www.dailykos.com/story/2012/08/09/1118230/-Mitt-Romney-admits-he-is-a-robot-And-says-he-still-won-t-release-his-tax-returns