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mahatmakanejeeves

(57,459 posts) Mon Aug 20, 2018, 02:45 PM Aug 2018

Giuliani: "My client could not have murdered the victim. He was burying another body at the time."

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Judge: How do you plead?

Giuliani: He could not have murdered the victim, he was burying another body at the time.

Judge: ...

Giuliani: Anyways, you should dismiss the case immediately, my client has already talked to the witnesses and convinced them he was not there.

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Giuliani: "My client could not have murdered the victim. He was burying another body at the time." (Original Post) mahatmakanejeeves Aug 2018 OP

"Definitely violence." Iggo Aug 2018 #1

that's a good one unblock Aug 2018 #3

He didn't murder the guy on 5th Av. It was homicide! Bernardo de La Paz Aug 2018 #2

Iggo

(47,554 posts)

1. "Definitely violence."

Reply to mahatmakanejeeves (Original post)

Mon Aug 20, 2018, 02:47 PM

Aug 2018

I hadn't heard that one before.

unblock

(52,241 posts)

3. that's a good one

Reply to Iggo (Reply #1)

Mon Aug 20, 2018, 03:01 PM

Aug 2018

Bernardo de La Paz

(49,002 posts)

2. He didn't murder the guy on 5th Av. It was homicide!

Reply to mahatmakanejeeves (Original post)

Mon Aug 20, 2018, 02:50 PM

Aug 2018

It wasn't collusion! There is no such crime as collusion! Look over there at the child sex pizzeria as I hide these law books on conspiracy against the US.

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