Four fucking years ago...

[Aviation Pro]

...McGrumpy the Angry Old Prick^TM told the American people he "knew" where ex-Bin Laden was.

Really? Did you tell anyone at say, umm, the Department of Defense or the CIA about your fucking insights and knowledge into the whereabouts of the fucking architect of 9/11?

No? Didn't fucking think so, you lying fuck. It took the Obama administration and some very dedicated government workers to ferret out the murderous bastard and for the President to greenlight the SEALs to take down the porn watching asshole.

Four years later we have Lurch the Fucking Stiff^TM proclaiming that he knows how to create jobs.

Really? Care to enlighten us on your plan, you fucking walking wad of phlegm?

No? I didn't think so, you lying sack of splooge, but here's a guess from your humble writer:

[font size="24" color="red"]You have no fucking plan except to fuck the middle class in deference to your wealthy fuck buddies.[/font]

Go fuck yourself and the fucking douchenozzle you rode in on, assclown.

[get the red out]

1. walking wad of phlegm

Love that!

[NightWatcher]

2. just like Nixon's "secret plan"... Sorry guys we're hip to that shit now

[freshwest]

3. Thank God the coffee had already gone down before I read this hilarious post!

Your outrage is duly noted and greatly appreciated, along with all those trade marked words, and great points as I sit here with watery eyes, still smiling after guffawing out loud.

[lunatica]

4. .

[russspeakeasy]

5. Thanks, I needed that..

[Zax2me]

6. Everyone assisted in taking out Obama.

From the workers who drove rivets in the helicopters that flew the Seals in, to the people who manufactored the weapons used.
Radios.
Equipment.
Clothing.
The administration, President Obama and the Seals did not get there on their own.

[GObamaGO]

7. Don't you mean everyone assisted in taking out OSAMA???

[Aviation Pro]

9. Tangentially yes....

...but the equipment and logistics were not specifically designed with the idea to take one asshole out. They are assests that were utilized to accomplish the mission. However, the intelligence, strategic and tactical planning and execution were specific for the mission.

And it's Osama not Obama, get it right.

[DevonRex]

8. He knows how to create them in China.

Just not here. Not profitable for him you know.

[StrictlyRockers]

10. Stop mincing words, AP.

Tell us how you really feel.

HAHA j/k! I love it!! You have a way with words, and I find it comforting to hear a kindred spirit express some of the same frustration that I feel.

Please don't tone it down. Let it fly, and trust your instincts. You are so right. Your posts are like nuggets of gold to me when I find them.

[CTyankee]

11. What brought this on? Did I miss something?

[Aviation Pro]

12. Nope...

...just an observation of the constant need for Republifucks to say, "trust us, we have a plan."

When that plan is to bend us over and fuck us.

[CTyankee]

13. Don't get me wrong: I love a righteous rant! I've done quite a few lately myself!