GOP: Romney to Reveal VP Pick in Stages - Mystery Man is Chubby!

[FSogol]

From Don Asmussen's "Bad Reporter"

[riverbendviewgal]

1. I can't help it..

[BeyondGeography]

2. Wait, wait. Don't tell me.

[Liberal_in_LA]

3. lol

[bongbong]

4. Get In My Belly!

Christie is the repig whose ambition outweighs his common sense. He is probably the only 'pig that Flip-Flopper can convince to get into his sinking lifeboat of a campaign. Christie will help sink it faster.

[louis-t]

5. Can't wait to see him on the campaign trail screaming at reporters...

"Shut up! Go to Hell! Nratz sbiggfolm dirty, sucka!!!1!!1"

[bongbong]

7. Airlifts

They'll have to have coordinated airlifts, as Christie has a problem with walking more than a few hundred feet.

Recall how he used the state helicopter to get around at his kid's football game.

[louis-t]

10. "Wait up, Mitt! (pant, groan, wheeze)

[FSogol]

11. LOL, it was a baseball game. He took a helicopter to the game and took a limo from behind center

field to the seat behind the dugouts. He'd needed a limo to travel a distance of almost 250 feet!

[asjr]

6. Please, not Humpty Dumpty!

[notadmblnd]

8. Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall

Humpty Dumpty had a great fall
All the King's horses and all the King's men
Just left him there.

[smirkymonkey]

9. Chubby?

If it is Christie, chubby is kind of putting it mildly.