Senior executive of steel plant in Russia, Bruno Charles de Kooman, falls out of window in Moscow

[Recursion]

Russia really needs to talk to their window manufacturers

According to Telegram-channel Mash, the senior executive of Novolipetsk Steel Plant (NLMK) Bruno Charles de Kooman fell out of window of the House on the Embankment in the center of Moscow and died.

According to preliminary data, de Kooman fell out of window of the ninth floor of the House on the Embankment on Serafimovich Street. The Telegram-channel Mash says he was sober.

In his friend’s words, he was going upstairs and asked to wait him at the front of the house. Literally minutes after, the man fell out of the window. In an interview with the Telegram-channel, he also said that de Kooman died before emergency medical service arrived.

It is known that de Kooman has worked as a research and development vice-president in the company.

[uponit7771]

1. Anyone notice rich Putin connected Russians are the most clumsy people on the planet?

[dalton99a]

2. Construction quality seems to be problematic in Russia

[fierywoman]

3. ...just like Trump Tower?

[rzemanfl]

4. The nation of defenestration. Drumpf's buddies. n/t

[smirkymonkey]

5. It's funny how clumsy these people seem to be.

I mean, how many people do you know that just trip and fall out of windows?

[ProudMNDemocrat]

6. How does one fall out of a window 90 feet?

Someone is waiting for them and they are shoved out, falling to their deaths.

Trump, Manafort, Jr., need to be careful.

[Control-Z]

7. How is it so many Russians fall out of windows?

It's like an epidemic of Russians with vertigo. Or some kind of tilted gravity over there. What could it be?

[TheBlackAdder]

10. After reading up on Russian construction, it's probably as safe as taking an elevator or the stairs.

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[ornotna]

8. They all seem to be relatively high profile people falling out of these windows.

Imagine all the poor people falling out of windows that we don't hear about. Soon the new building codes will require no windows above the second floor.

[Amaryllis]

9. Senator Wyden has been saying follow the trail of dead Russians ever since the election.

Russians seem to be exceptionally accident prone.

[greatauntoftriplets]

11. Yeah, right.

[defacto7]

12. It's starting to sound like some Monty Python script.