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If you don't want to know what Trump's dick looks like, don't click this.
https://kotaku.com/stormy-daniels-says-donald-trump-has-a-dick-like-the-m-1829130895Stormy Daniels, the adult performer at the centre of one of President Donald Trump’s larger personal scandals, has a new book out next month, and somehow there is room for an excellent Nintendo/dick reference in it.
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He knows he has an unusual penis. It has a huge mushroom head. Like a toadstool…
I lay there, annoyed that I was getting fucked by a guy with Yeti pubes and a dick like the mushroom character in Mario Kart...
It may have been the least impressive sex I’d ever had, but clearly, he didn’t share that opinion.
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He knows he has an unusual penis. It has a huge mushroom head. Like a toadstool…
I lay there, annoyed that I was getting fucked by a guy with Yeti pubes and a dick like the mushroom character in Mario Kart...
It may have been the least impressive sex I’d ever had, but clearly, he didn’t share that opinion.
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I'm swearing off mushrooms.
You warned me!
