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struggle4progress

(118,290 posts)
Thu Sep 27, 2018, 01:22 PM Sep 2018

He is Our President and we should support Him!

Down here at the diner, we are all talking about Judge Mark Cavilnaught, and if he accidentally tried to rape a high school girl but then didn't actually get it up, then why shouldn't he become one of The Supremes?

Some people are having opinions on this that are different than the opinions of some people. For example, because that was a long ago and the girls they knew are over it by now, so why not her? Also if it is okay for Our President to grab some now and then then it would be silly not to let Judge Mark to try to do it too. We were trying to explain this to Flo but now she is sitting behind the cash register with her head on the counter which is the because why I guess she maybe has a bad hangover

Let me say I am thinking there are many reasons that make me think Judge Cavilnaught will be good as a pick. Cavilnaught has never been afraid to ask really tough hard questions about cigar-sex. Remember how Cavilnaught helped stop counting the voters in the 2000 election? Cavilnaught does not mind who wins elections, provided it is not the actual winner who wins. And nowadays that there is another reason today is a good time to pick Cavilnaught. And how about all his help in the case where Florida Man wanted to keep Elian Gonzilla instead of going back home to his father. This shows Cavilnaught does not mind taking children from their parents, so there is another issue pulsing with America's heartbeat with big angry purple throbs

So I am thinking that it is a big witch-hunt to discredit this good man. Really, how rapists do you know who are interested in cigar-sex?

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He is Our President and we should support Him! (Original Post) struggle4progress Sep 2018 OP
Pretty funny Beakybird Sep 2018 #1
Amen!! guillaumeb Sep 2018 #2
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