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Erose999

(5,624 posts)
Tue Aug 14, 2012, 02:37 PM Aug 2012

SC man freaks out under influence of drugs, paramedics find mouse in his rectum

http://www.heraldsun.com.au/news/the-other-side/mouse-found-inside-rectum-of-drug-influenced-man-in-south-carolina/story-e6frfhk6-1225951818720

[ article ]

POLICE used pepper spray, a Taser and a baton to try and control a naked man later found to have a mouse in his rectum.
Noah Smith

Noah Smith / Oconee County Sheriff's Office
Herald Sun Digital Pass

Oconee County deputies said they used pepper spray, a Taser and a baton to try and control Noah Smith, 31, after he slapped, kicked and tried to bite them at a home in Bernwood Circle in Seneca, South Carolina.

Investigators said Smith allegedly broke into the home and threw items around.

When deputies arrived at the scene, they said they found Smith naked and under the influence of drugs.

They say his head had to be covered with a blanket to prevent him from biting officers and had to be hog-tied, shackled and tied to a stretcher when paramedics arrived.

WCSC says paramedics took Smith to the hospital where medical professionals found a mouse tail hanging out of his anus. An X-ray showed an entire mouse in his rectum.

According to the incident report, Smith told doctors he did not know what happened, and he did not remember any confrontation with deputies.

Smith was charged with resisting arrest, assault, burglary and indecent exposure.

[ / article ]

Now thats crazy.
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SC man freaks out under influence of drugs, paramedics find mouse in his rectum (Original Post) Erose999 Aug 2012 OP
GAWD I hate it when that happens.... mike_c Aug 2012 #1
Million to one shot, doc. AngryAmish Aug 2012 #2
I've heard of having a bug up your butt, but really... n/t gkhouston Aug 2012 #3
Jon Stewart says... KamaAina Aug 2012 #4
LOL, that's the actual article title. gkhouston Aug 2012 #5
Well ... 1StrongBlackMan Aug 2012 #6
I'm thinking its more RABIES than synthetic THC or bath salts. hahah Erose999 Aug 2012 #11
Or just the furry little guy ... 1StrongBlackMan Aug 2012 #18
He wasn't charged with animal cruelty too? Sancho Aug 2012 #7
Yet another reason to keep that pubic hair around BeyondGeography Aug 2012 #8
LOL. pnwmom Aug 2012 #10
Perhaps he was hanging curtains while naked and fell on the mouse? Liberal Veteran Aug 2012 #9
Rectum? Damn near killed him. ryan_cats Aug 2012 #12
Sad. Brickbat Aug 2012 #13
Maybe he heard the rumor about Richard Gere and the gerbil - google it MichaelSoE Aug 2012 #14
Cheese sticks for breakfast prollee. lonestarnot Aug 2012 #15
This reminds me of an incident in an ER years ago.....no violence or live animal though. Avalux Aug 2012 #16
It was a computer mouse, at least from a SC story from about a week ago. FSogol Aug 2012 #17
Its like a Wesley Willis song, in real life. Erose999 Aug 2012 #19
I think this might be in the TMI category. HopeHoops Aug 2012 #20
Good thing they caught him Spirochete Aug 2012 #21

gkhouston

(21,642 posts)
5. LOL, that's the actual article title.
Tue Aug 14, 2012, 02:43 PM
Aug 2012

I was expecting something like "Felonious Felcher Flings Furnishings".

 

1StrongBlackMan

(31,849 posts)
6. Well ...
Tue Aug 14, 2012, 02:43 PM
Aug 2012

I guess having a live animal, that has claws and teeth, up one's butt might cause one to freak out.

Sancho

(9,070 posts)
7. He wasn't charged with animal cruelty too?
Tue Aug 14, 2012, 02:46 PM
Aug 2012

Sounds like he got off easy...or maybe the mouse thing is not an issue in SC?

Avalux

(35,015 posts)
16. This reminds me of an incident in an ER years ago.....no violence or live animal though.
Tue Aug 14, 2012, 03:28 PM
Aug 2012

It was at an Army hospital where I worked. An active duty Army Colonel arrived at the ER and told the staff that an apple had 'accidentally' ended up in his rectum and would they please remove it?

When asked to explain exactly how the apple got there, he claimed he had just taken a shower and then sat (naked) on a chair where an apple had been placed. Before he realized it, the apple had gone right up his rectum!


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