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http://www.heraldsun.com.au/news/the-other-side/mouse-found-inside-rectum-of-drug-influenced-man-in-south-carolina/story-e6frfhk6-1225951818720[ article ]
POLICE used pepper spray, a Taser and a baton to try and control a naked man later found to have a mouse in his rectum.
Noah Smith
Noah Smith / Oconee County Sheriff's Office
Herald Sun Digital Pass
Oconee County deputies said they used pepper spray, a Taser and a baton to try and control Noah Smith, 31, after he slapped, kicked and tried to bite them at a home in Bernwood Circle in Seneca, South Carolina.
Investigators said Smith allegedly broke into the home and threw items around.
When deputies arrived at the scene, they said they found Smith naked and under the influence of drugs.
They say his head had to be covered with a blanket to prevent him from biting officers and had to be hog-tied, shackled and tied to a stretcher when paramedics arrived.
WCSC says paramedics took Smith to the hospital where medical professionals found a mouse tail hanging out of his anus. An X-ray showed an entire mouse in his rectum.
According to the incident report, Smith told doctors he did not know what happened, and he did not remember any confrontation with deputies.
Smith was charged with resisting arrest, assault, burglary and indecent exposure.
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Now thats crazy.
mike_c
(36,281 posts)AngryAmish
(25,704 posts)gkhouston
(21,642 posts)KamaAina
(78,249 posts)gkhouston
(21,642 posts)I was expecting something like "Felonious Felcher Flings Furnishings".
1StrongBlackMan
(31,849 posts)I guess having a live animal, that has claws and teeth, up one's butt might cause one to freak out.
Erose999
(5,624 posts)1StrongBlackMan
(31,849 posts)trying like hell to get out!
Sancho
(9,070 posts)Sounds like he got off easy...or maybe the mouse thing is not an issue in SC?
BeyondGeography
(39,393 posts)pnwmom
(109,021 posts)Liberal Veteran
(22,239 posts)It could happen.
ryan_cats
(2,061 posts)Rectum? Damn near killed him.
Punch line to old joke.
Brickbat
(19,339 posts)MichaelSoE
(1,576 posts)lonestarnot
(77,097 posts)Avalux
(35,015 posts)It was at an Army hospital where I worked. An active duty Army Colonel arrived at the ER and told the staff that an apple had 'accidentally' ended up in his rectum and would they please remove it?
When asked to explain exactly how the apple got there, he claimed he had just taken a shower and then sat (naked) on a chair where an apple had been placed. Before he realized it, the apple had gone right up his rectum!
FSogol
(45,579 posts)Erose999
(5,624 posts)HopeHoops
(47,675 posts)Spirochete
(5,264 posts)before he sent the cat in after it...