Trump Unveils Reelection Campaign Plan To Drive Bus Into Crowds Across Country
WASHINGTONIn an effort to appeal to his base and build enthusiasm for his reelection bid, President Donald Trump announced Wednesday that his 2020 campaign included plans to drive a specially decorated tour bus into crowds across the country.
Ill have these amazing crowds, the biggest, most beautiful crowds youve ever seen, and well just plow right through them in our bus, said Trump, explaining his strategy for retaining control of the White House by energizing his base with campaign rallies and appearances and then crushing them under the weight of a chartered bus.
No one has campaigned like this beforebringing a gorgeous bus to huge crowds of everyday Americans and running them down. Its the, you know, the people, and Im the peoples president. It will probably say that on the bus. Important. Connect with voters. Were going to the South, through thewhat they call it since Obamathe rustbelt, meeting supporters, driving into them, driving over them. Driving over thousands of people. Men, women, children, everyday Americans, theyll love it. They love buses. We get huge crowds of folks at my rallies, you know? These people, theyll chant my name while I drive over them in our bus. Big bus, just beautiful. Ill drive the bus myselfI can drive. The bus can go, like, 90 miles per hour, so wellyou know, Im gonna do that. Run them over. Crush them, drum up so many votes.
A special TrumpBus companion website reportedly features a special section for donors pledging over $1,000 to Trumps reelection campaign in exchange for president slowly backing his bus over the donors entire extended family has already sold out.
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