Dave Daubenmire; 'You'll Never Convince Me' Democrats Won the House

[Initech]

On his “Pass The Salt Live” webcast this morning, Religious Right activist Dave Daubenmire reacted to the results of yesterday’s midterm elections by flat out refusing to believe that Democrats actually won enough races nationwide to take control of the House of Representatives.

“Those elections are so rigged,” Daubenmire griped, insisting that the fact that polls predicting that Democrats would retake the House turned out to be “pretty accurate” was actually proof that dozens of races had been “fixed” across the nation. “Something smells on that one.”

“You can fix precinct-by-precinct elections,” he said. “Something stinks last night. You will never convince me—I wish I had my tinfoil hat on—you’ll never convince me that there are that many people, [with] the condition that America is in, that America is on the upswing, that that many people would come out and vote Democrat. I’m sorry, I’m sorry, I don’t believe it.”.
http://www.rightwingwatch.org/post/dave-daubenmire-youll-never-convince-me-democrats-won-the-house/

OK, Dave, you'll never convince me that you're a real coach. I don't believe it.

[ck4829]

1. Nancy Pelosi responds...

[Tommy_Carcetti]

2. Well, okay. nt

[muntrv]

3. You'll never convince me tat Daubenmire is from planet Earth.

[brush]

4. Pot meet kettle. Imagine, repugs talking about rigged elections going against them.

Guess their gerrymandering and voter suppression didn't work as well as they figured.

[NightWatcher]

5. You're never going to convince people who believe a 600 year old man hand built a magic zoo boat

and that every animal was summoned to said magic zoo boat prior to the earth being flooded.

Don't waste your time on these cultists.

[Initech]

10. But it is fun making fun of the crazy shit they say.

There really needs to be a South Park style "THIS IS WHAT CHRISTIAN CONSERVATIVES ACTUALLY BELIEVE IN" type of segment because, whew, I could do this all day.

[NightWatcher]

15. Oh gosh yes. I didn't mean to suggest that we stop reporting their insanity

[workinclasszero]

6. Eat shit Dave Daubenmire

Wait till 2020 Trumpsucker!!!

[yonder]

7. Dave who?

[3Hotdogs]

8. I guess he'll also never be convinced the Bible stuff is myth.

[Flaleftist]

9. He's a creationist.

Using science and facts to convince him of anything is an exercise in futility.

[Takket]

11. What upswing?

[Croney]

12. So, we rigged the House but not the Senate?

Nah. We'd have gotten rid of Ted Booger for sure.

[ck4829]

14. It's the perfect crime!

[gratuitous]

13. Math is hard!

What a knucklehead.