I didn't go to work this morning...

[George II]

It's going to start raining this afternoon before I would drive home.

[MoonRiver]

1. That rain is some scary shit!

[mr_lebowski]

2. Even though you have a multi-million dollar uber-plush limo & driver to take you?

That seems a little bit on the lazy side if you ask me ...

[Totally Tunsie]

3. WHO would do something like that?

[dalton99a]

4. Great idea. It's useless

[CatMor]

5. Is it your hair you're worried about.

[George II]

6. Hah! I wish, I've been bald since my mid-30s....

PS - I lied, I've been retired for 5+ years.

[ProfessorGAC]

7. We Get So Much Lying, We're Used To It!

Not necessarily from DUers, but it's a daily occurrence in the news.

I think we can let your little white lie, slip. It was after all, a funny bit!

[Blue_true]

11. Well, you better get busy poser.

You have 9015 lies to catch up to Trump, and 5029 to catch up to Huckabee-Sanders, no time to sleep on lying, they won't.

[likesmountains 52]

8. It might even be "very wet" rain..stay safe!

[smirkymonkey]

9. Just stay in your room, watch some Fox News and tweet nasty things

about the fires in California. That should make you feel better.

[Blue_true]

10. I have been a lull myself for almost a week and a half.

But DU has kept me busy. Things will tick up soon enough. No rain in my future, if there was I would say screw it, unlike Trump.

[TheBlackAdder]

12. Trump must be that asshole in front of me, driving 10-15 MPH below the limit, whenever it drizzles.

[COLGATE4]

13. And if you had had an accident you would have blocked

traffic for all the other motorists on your route. So, you see you stayed home to avoid inconveniencing the other drivers. Badda Bing Badda Boom. Just like The Donald.