TRUMP's incredibly lame big surprise for the Rethug circle jerk convention. Can lame be spoiled?!1

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http://gawker.com/5935296/donald-trumps-big-surprise-for-republican-national-convention-is-unspeakably-lame

[font size=5]Donald Trump’s ‘Big Surprise’ for Republican National Convention is Unspeakably Lame[/font]

Max Read

Human candy corn Donald Trump, a well-known Political Expert and Successful Reality-Television Business Actor, has a "big surprise" planned for the Republican National Convention. We know this because he tweeted it a few days ago:


"@reaDonaldTrumpToday I am working on my 'big surprise' for the @RNC convention. Everyone will love it."


What could be the surprise? Maybe he will reveal that he is actually a pile of quivering, sentient eels projecting the form of "Donald Trump" onto an unwitting populace. Or maybe, Loser Salon's Alex Pareene writes, the surprise will be "some idiotic video where Trump 'fires' an Obama impersonator."

And, lo:

Last night, Obama impersonator (or "Fauxbama," if you prefer) Kevin Michel posted a picture posing with Trump, along with a caption urging his Facebook friends to "e sure to watch the Republican National Convention."

Yeah, it's gonna be a stupid video where he "fires" an Obama impersonator.



(Mediaite, image via AP)

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[Cracklin Charlie]

1. Oh, how very clever is he.

I hope Stephen Colbert covers the big surprise. I love when he does the Donald.

[randome]

3. The GOP has become so ludicrous of late it must be hard being Stephen Colbert.

I wouldn't be surprised if he 'came out' and stopped his schtick at some point. I mean, he has enough trouble not laughing when he parrots the ridiculous things Republicans say in reality.

[WI_DEM]

2. Hookers!?

[Brickbat]

4. That's...an Obama impersonator?

They really do think they all look the same, don't they?

[beisbolista]

8. There's way better Obama impersonators

Did you see the Obama impersonators on Politicos Comedy Brigade? They are way better.

www.politicoscomedy.com

I would expect better of Trump! That guy doesn't even look like Obama.

[Tommy_Carcetti]

5. That's an Obama impersonator? Seriously?

That looks more like Jamie Foxx than President Obama.

It's not even close.

Oh, wait, "the blacks" all look alike to Donald. Never mind.

[Ian David]

6. This was going to be huge. HuUuUUUUUUuuge! And classy. And HUuUUuUuUUuuuuge. n/t

[Ian David]

7. "Perhaps if Donald Trump build a giant, wooden badger..." n/t

[nanabugg]

9. Don't really care. I, for one, will not watch their convention..want to keep my kind spirit. nt