Democrats---Trump has found us out!!

[Kingofalldems]

Yes, I voted 6 times during early voting and then 8 more times on election day. I just brought lots of changes of clothes each time, so it was easy.

How many times did you vote?


By the way, this is HUGH!!11!!

[Eliot Rosewater]

1. 12 if you include the ones I did in drag.

What is so great about all this is they might actually be able to start a nationwide civil war with their lies and stealing.

Well not great if you love America, but great if you dont, like ALL republicans who are now ALL connected directly to KGB and treason.

[Docreed2003]

2. Well I put on my whole wardrobe for voting

[hlthe2b]

4. yup... peeling the layers is so much more efficient...

[Retrograde]

17. And very practical in California

where we dress in layers anyway: it's cool when the polls open at 7, then the jacket comes off around 9, and by the time it heats up in the early afternoon I'm down to a tee shirt. Then around 5 it starts to cool down again so the layers go back on until the polls close at 8.

I'm surprised it took Trump so long to notice this

[N_E_1 for Tennis]

3. I just went to the car and...

removed my head, using different hairdos I was able to mark 8 ballots. Nobody messes with a disembodied head. That’s how we roll

[cyclonefence]

5. At last--a use for that MAGA hat my uncle gave me!!1!

[stopbush]

6. I'd reply, but I have my hands full right now altering uncounted ballots in Florida.

Believe me, Soros pays a lot more for this job than he does for the multiple illegal voting scam.

[Perrenial Voter]

14. I'm still waiting for my check for the Kavanaugh protest...

how long do those usually take to arrive?

[stopbush]

15. I understand that since Soros lost the Kavanaugh fight

he is legally required to pay for any kegger Kav throws at the SCOTUS. That could get very expensive. Your payment is held up until they crunch the numbers on the keggers.

[YessirAtsaFact]

7. Some idiot from Free Republic is reading this thread

Believing every word and frothing at the mouth

[Kingofalldems]

8. I know.

[fleur-de-lisa]

9. I just walked in backwards the second time. Poll workers let me vote and never even questioned me.

So for my third vote I walked on my hands the entire time. Easy peasy.

[stopbush]

16. I just tell them I'm my twin brother. Here in CA

the poll workers wink at that one, because Soros is paying them, too.

[mfcorey1]

10. Seventy to celebrate my birthday!!!

[Kingofalldems]

11. Wow. I am 70 also!

[Perrenial Voter]

12. If you have multiple personalities, you are allowed to

vote once for reach of them. That's another structural advantage for Republicans.

[In It to Win It]

13. You suckers actually went down to the polls? I mailed in 124 ballots. It was easy.

Additionally, I live Broward County so I just dropped a box of ballots right in from of the door. I was dressed as a UPS driver delivering a package.

[Blue_true]

18. Is it time to ditch the hat and shirt changes.

And start changing socks instead? Trump seems to think that it will work, but he is a real dumbass.