The local walmart did not honor my ID to buy cereal today.....

[USALiberal]

What are my options?

Very disappointed! No Captain Crunch for me!

[struggle4progress]

1. They have to check whether you might be one of those cereal killers, y'know

[USALiberal]

3. Good one! Nt

[brewens]

2. Trump never had to have money to buy cereal, not exactly anyway. None of it was really

his money.

[0rganism]

4. do you have a reliable black market source?

it's the only way you can get high-quality Golden Grams and Honey Rolls of Hash.
but if you're going for Dig'em's Honey Smack Crack or Frosted Mini Meths, yeah you gotta go with store-bought, and you're gonna get carded

[USALiberal]

5. I need to find a local dealer, live in kansas, so risky! Nt

[eleny]

6. Change your clothes and try again

It worked for me.

[USALiberal]

10. I voted 3 times using that idea! nt

[eleny]

11. You're in big trouble now

[brooklynite]

7. Did you go back in DRESSED as Cap'n Crunch?

[USALiberal]

9. Ahhhh.......good idea! nt

[Talitha]

8. "The local walmart did not honor my ID to buy cereal today....."

Thanks, I needed that!!


You know, it's a miracle that reporters can keep a straight face when Spanky shoots crap like that out of his pie-hole.

[Blue_true]

12. Try changing your shirt and going back. nt