Mid-August Ripe with Disgust! Please come CAPTION Mitt (Mr. Tax-Man) Romney!!!

[skip fox]

Mitt ("We don't need no stinkin' tax returns!&quot Romney is saying, "I want to be president, not tax-releaser-n-chief! . . . How can my tax returns possibly be relevant the plans I have for the nation's economy or my role as a world economic leader? . . . I see no earthly connection!"

[rock]

1. 8a. How many Republicans does it take to change a light bulb?

9a. How many are shaking the ladder?

[skip fox]

2. "What do my tax returns have to do with me wanting to be the world economic leader? . . .

Makes no sense."


(This is, in effect, what his is saying.)

[julian09]

3. If he were president he would claim 314,000,000 americans as dependents.

[lumpy]

4. Oh God.. the fear in Mitts eyes is distracting.

wow..He is completely out of his element.. poor lost soul.

[skip fox]

5. "I'll be glad to release my tax returns . . . just as soon as the president agrees

to an on-air full physical during prime time. . . . I just want to be fair about this."