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louis c

(8,652 posts)
Fri Nov 16, 2018, 10:49 AM Nov 2018

What if your 73 year old uncle said this?

My Analogy: My uncle, who lives alone next to a grocery store calls me, and I live 15 miles away. He says to me, "Louis, can you pick up some cereal for me? You know I like Rice Krispies." My response, "Uncle Jack, you live right next door to the grocery store. Just go in and buy some. Do you need some money?" He says, "No. I have the cash and I would buy them if I could, but I misplaced my ID and you know, they can't sell me cereal without my picture ID."

Would you think your uncle was experiencing some aging problems, like Dementia?

I sure would.

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What if your 73 year old uncle said this? (Original Post) louis c Nov 2018 OP
Krispies. n/t rzemanfl Nov 2018 #1
Maybe Crisspies is the generic version of the name product. Sanity Claws Nov 2018 #3
Maybe his uncle forgot how to spell. marylandblue Nov 2018 #5
So many possibilities! Sanity Claws Nov 2018 #6
Expect a PM from the legal department at Kellogg's. n/t rzemanfl Nov 2018 #12
Chris Crispees: New Jersey governor who also likes golden showers BamaRefugee Nov 2018 #41
corrected on edit. I never ate them louis c Nov 2018 #11
Not even in marshmallow krispie squares? What country are you from? n/t rzemanfl Nov 2018 #14
Sounds suspicious, Comrade. What was the starting lineup for the 1938 Chicago Cubs? Quickly! n/t sl8 Nov 2018 #23
I am assuming the Trump hasn't been inside a grocery store in decades tnlurker Nov 2018 #2
Can you tell me about what year you needed an ID to buy Cereal? louis c Nov 2018 #9
Trump is planning to require ID, to prevent Grocer Fraud. lagomorph777 Nov 2018 #37
Maybe during the war when you used your food ration stamps? csziggy Nov 2018 #44
Years ago people often paid for groceries with paper checks. LibDemAlways Nov 2018 #55
Not if my uncle was (as another DUer posted) malaise Nov 2018 #4
"cereal LIAR" Laf.La.Dem. Nov 2018 #13
Here malaise Nov 2018 #17
Here too. Yonnie3 Nov 2018 #29
And you were first malaise Nov 2018 #33
Cereal liar. I like that. brush Nov 2018 #15
Thank Yonnie3 malaise Nov 2018 #34
Too funny! n/t customerserviceguy Nov 2018 #54
I would assume he was pulling my leg. Arkansas Granny Nov 2018 #7
Tweeties nmgaucho Nov 2018 #8
Joke? Jrsygrl96 Nov 2018 #10
The apricot hellbeast said you need ID to buy cereal recently irisblue Nov 2018 #19
Hehehe! Jrsygrl96 Nov 2018 #24
laughter, behind powers back irisblue Nov 2018 #25
Eating Crispies is like running through the fog with your mouth open. shraby Nov 2018 #16
It's possible to drop your wallet. No ID then. irisblue Nov 2018 #18
Isn't this the second time trump said this? world wide wally Nov 2018 #20
I feel like I heard that he said it before too. Rorey Nov 2018 #28
He said in August Rorey Nov 2018 #30
Yes, and apparently none of his staff had the courage to correct him tclambert Nov 2018 #50
Doesn't this open the door for background checks at gun shows? There must be a parallel. CaptYossarian Nov 2018 #21
Depends on if my hypothetical 73 year old uncle... The Genealogist Nov 2018 #22
Reminds me of someone. sandensea Nov 2018 #26
An image of him with a genuine smile! dragonlady Nov 2018 #31
His pookie must have taken it sandensea Nov 2018 #38
He is eating his favorite food The Genealogist Nov 2018 #46
Or a Trump University degree! sandensea Nov 2018 #48
I thought this was a joke! Because of Trump's comments the other day. secondwind Nov 2018 #27
Is your uncle a tRump supporter? pazzyanne Nov 2018 #32
I have no uncles left. The story is an analogy louis c Nov 2018 #39
I'd tend to assume he's joking, assuming he ever had a sense of humor. PoindexterOglethorpe Nov 2018 #35
Unfortunately, Rice Krispies can be weaponized. Sneederbunk Nov 2018 #36
Or cannabis_flower Nov 2018 #40
Reminds me of the commercial where the kid calls grandma from his cellphone... Crutchez_CuiBono Nov 2018 #42
I would hope that my uncle had a great sense of humor TNNurse Nov 2018 #43
This message was self-deleted by its author electron_blue Nov 2018 #45
On a serious note... oldlibdem Nov 2018 #47
Out of Touch erpowers Nov 2018 #49
I would guess it was a joke, since Trump said we needed voter doc03 Nov 2018 #51
I'd think he prefers paying by check Generic Brad Nov 2018 #52
There is no check option. louis c Nov 2018 #56
Huh? Generic Brad Nov 2018 #57
I'm easy to troll, by the way louis c Nov 2018 #58
something would be wrong Demovictory9 Nov 2018 #53
Trump doesn't know anything about how shopping works. joet67 Nov 2018 #59

sl8

(13,767 posts)
23. Sounds suspicious, Comrade. What was the starting lineup for the 1938 Chicago Cubs? Quickly! n/t
Fri Nov 16, 2018, 11:34 AM
Nov 2018

tnlurker

(1,020 posts)
2. I am assuming the Trump hasn't been inside a grocery store in decades
Fri Nov 16, 2018, 10:54 AM
Nov 2018

I also think he is mentally unbalanced with possible Dementia. But on this issue I think he is just ignorant on how a grocery store works, kind of like Daddy Bush when he saw a scanner in a grocery store for the first time in the 80's.

 

louis c

(8,652 posts)
9. Can you tell me about what year you needed an ID to buy Cereal?
Fri Nov 16, 2018, 11:02 AM
Nov 2018

I don't care when he went to a grocery store. No one ever needed an ID to purchase food. You may need an ID to pay by check or credit card, but that has nothing to do with a grocery store.

Trump's losing his mind, and that's all there is to it.

lagomorph777

(30,613 posts)
37. Trump is planning to require ID, to prevent Grocer Fraud.
Fri Nov 16, 2018, 12:53 PM
Nov 2018

Can't have illegals buying Rice Krispies, now can we?

His statement was an accidental reveal of his plans.

csziggy

(34,136 posts)
44. Maybe during the war when you used your food ration stamps?
Fri Nov 16, 2018, 01:27 PM
Nov 2018

But then a 73 year old would not remember that!

My family still has ration stamps left over from WWII - they were from my mother's parents who used them while Mom was a Navy Nurse. If Dad's family didn't save the unused ones, or used them all up.

LibDemAlways

(15,139 posts)
55. Years ago people often paid for groceries with paper checks.
Sat Nov 17, 2018, 04:34 AM
Nov 2018

Merchants would then ask to see a form of ID, usually a driver's license. It's been so long since Trump entered a store and bought anything, he's not aware that debit cards tied to checking accounts are widely used today and that users input PIN numbers as a layer of security. He's just waaaaay out of date and utterly clueless.

Jrsygrl96

(110 posts)
10. Joke?
Fri Nov 16, 2018, 11:03 AM
Nov 2018

This is just a joke, right? I certainly hope so, because if it isn't, we are in way worse shape than I thought.

irisblue

(32,973 posts)
19. The apricot hellbeast said you need ID to buy cereal recently
Fri Nov 16, 2018, 11:27 AM
Nov 2018

Also said some tripe earlier in the fall about needing ID for groceries too. DU mockery insued.

Welcome to DU.

Jrsygrl96

(110 posts)
24. Hehehe!
Fri Nov 16, 2018, 11:35 AM
Nov 2018

Yeah. Everyday is a terrifying adventure with that orange greedy, soulless antichrist. I guess all we can do is make jokes and let our sarcastic freak flags fly in order to survive!

irisblue

(32,973 posts)
25. laughter, behind powers back
Fri Nov 16, 2018, 11:45 AM
Nov 2018

Eventually leads to ridicule in public to powers face, laughter may slow the anger that leads to change it.

Example I'm tossing out is Nicolae Ceaușescu , Romanian dictator/autocrat, overthrown & executed in 89. Andrei Codrescu, Romanian author, came to the US, wrote & on NPR, spoke aboout the use of humor in his overthrow.

Nothing happens in an historical/social pod only, just a lot of things finally join together.

irisblue

(32,973 posts)
18. It's possible to drop your wallet. No ID then.
Fri Nov 16, 2018, 11:25 AM
Nov 2018

Take him out for Sat b-fast, then check around the house, esp the bathroom.

Rorey

(8,445 posts)
28. I feel like I heard that he said it before too.
Fri Nov 16, 2018, 11:58 AM
Nov 2018

That would mean that he wasn't corrected the first time, or he didn't listen.

("There's toilet paper on your shoe, sir." )

Rorey

(8,445 posts)
30. He said in August
Fri Nov 16, 2018, 12:02 PM
Nov 2018

"You know, if you go out and you want to buy groceries, you need a picture on a card, you need ID. You go out and you want to buy anything, you need ID and you need your picture."

The Genealogist

(4,723 posts)
22. Depends on if my hypothetical 73 year old uncle...
Fri Nov 16, 2018, 11:33 AM
Nov 2018

Customarily buys his own cereal or if he is a bloated fat cat elitist who has covfefe boys who buy his cereal for him.

The Genealogist

(4,723 posts)
46. He is eating his favorite food
Fri Nov 16, 2018, 04:31 PM
Nov 2018

Figures that he is smiling like the Cheshire cat. Of course his smile is like that of an unscrupulous used car dealer who just sold a lemon to some poor slob.

pazzyanne

(6,552 posts)
32. Is your uncle a tRump supporter?
Fri Nov 16, 2018, 12:07 PM
Nov 2018

Sounds like he may be drinking the trumpy Kool-Aid. He may believe what tRump said about needing an ID to buy a box of cereal.

PoindexterOglethorpe

(25,855 posts)
35. I'd tend to assume he's joking, assuming he ever had a sense of humor.
Fri Nov 16, 2018, 12:17 PM
Nov 2018

Do offer to help him look for his ID.

Depending on how much you are willing to engage him, ask him if he ever needed his ID to buy groceries before. Unless he is far gone in dementia (in which case he needs a lot more help than this) do not let him believe such crap.

Crutchez_CuiBono

(7,725 posts)
42. Reminds me of the commercial where the kid calls grandma from his cellphone...
Fri Nov 16, 2018, 01:21 PM
Nov 2018

for another can of pop. As you see her w a cane slowly going by the bedroom doorway. Classic.




Priceless. The Clapper at the end....memories of when commercials weren't all drugs.

Response to louis c (Original post)

oldlibdem

(330 posts)
47. On a serious note...
Fri Nov 16, 2018, 05:57 PM
Nov 2018

Drummpf is so out of touch with the common man he doesn't understand the first concept of grocery shopping. Now, on a less serious note, how would you like to be the staffer tasked with getting him his Big mac? Oh, the possibilities...

erpowers

(9,350 posts)
49. Out of Touch
Fri Nov 16, 2018, 07:46 PM
Nov 2018

I think Trump's talk of needing an ID to buy cereal/groceries is a sign that he is out of touch. Clearly, he does not buy his own groceries.

doc03

(35,332 posts)
51. I would guess it was a joke, since Trump said we needed voter
Sat Nov 17, 2018, 12:26 AM
Nov 2018

to buy cereal. He may watch Faux News and he actually believes what Trump says.

Generic Brad

(14,275 posts)
52. I'd think he prefers paying by check
Sat Nov 17, 2018, 12:29 AM
Nov 2018

If he lives in an area where customers pass a lot of bad checks, the local merchants might want to verify the address information on his check matches his ID. Or he might have recently opened a new checking account and only had counter checks.

 

louis c

(8,652 posts)
56. There is no check option.
Sat Nov 17, 2018, 09:26 AM
Nov 2018

In my analogy, it says cash. When the fucking moron-in-chief makes the grocery store analogy, there is no check option. Every asshole knows that you may need an ID for a credit card or a check.

If the moron-in-chief said, "you need a picture ID to cash a check or pay a bill by credit card and I think you should need a picture ID to vote, which is a sacred right" I would agree with you.

But to say you need an ID to by groceries and the SHS says he meant alcohol, that shoots your theory right out of the water.

Please stop trying to make excuses for him. He's fucking nuts. Period

Generic Brad

(14,275 posts)
57. Huh?
Sat Nov 17, 2018, 09:51 AM
Nov 2018

Making excuses for Trump? I've considered him nuts since the 1990's. I was only pointing out how things that do happen in the real world could factor into the imaginary situation you presented. Your original post also said nothing about check policy - so you have just moved the goalposts.

I was not trolling you. I work with checks all day, so my mind goes to payment systems, merchant relationships and customer complaints immediately. When there is a lot of check fraud in an area, some small businesses do ask to see IDs and abruptly change their check acceptance policies. If I automatically disregarded every complaint, no matter how seemingly absurd it sounded, I would not have a job.

If you want to tell an expert he does not know what he is talking about, that is your prerogative.



 

louis c

(8,652 posts)
58. I'm easy to troll, by the way
Sat Nov 17, 2018, 10:26 AM
Nov 2018

Even on this anti-Trump forum, I would be insulted if anyone here hated this guy more than I do.

I know you need an ID, sometimes, to verify checks and credit cards. Trump didn't say that, so let's not make excuses for his moronic statements where none exists. His statement said nothing about checks and Sarah Huckabee Sanders didn't even come up with that excuse. I need to show my health care card every time I go to the hospital, but that's also not what Trump said.

You need an ID to buy Cereal. He wasn't talking about the small number of people who buy cereal by check. He was talking about everyone who buys cereal in any way they pay for it, even cash. We certainly couldn't have an election system in which only a few people need an ID and others don't.

In my analogy about my imaginary uncle, a normal person would just come to the conclusion that he's suffering from Dementia or early onset Alzheimer's. That's the point of this post.

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