Donald Trump’s ‘Big Surprise’ for Republican National Convention is Unspeakably Lame

[meegbear]

Human candy corn Donald Trump, a well-known Political Expert and Successful Reality-Television Business Actor, has a "big surprise" planned for the Republican National Convention. We know this because he tweeted it a few days ago:

Today I am working on my 'big surprise' for the @RNC convention. Everyone will love it.

What could be the surprise? Maybe he will reveal that he is actually a pile of quivering, sentient eels projecting the form of "Donald Trump" onto an unwitting populace. Or maybe, Loser Salon's Alex Pareene writes, the surprise will be "some idiotic video where Trump 'fires' an Obama impersonator."

And, lo:

Last night, Obama impersonator (or "Fauxbama," if you prefer) Kevin Michel posted a picture posing with Trump, along with a caption urging his Facebook friends to &quot b)e sure to watch the Republican National Convention."

Yeah, it's gonna be a stupid video where he "fires" an Obama impersonator.

http://gawker.com/5935296/donald-trumps-big-surprise-for-republican-national-convention-is-unspeakably-lame

[rurallib]

1. my guess was that he would be selling Obama birth certificates

in the lobby.
Anything for a buck or the ego, right Donny?

[RedStateLiberal]

2. Lame.

But hey, Rmoney does love being able to fire people. No wonder they're such good buddies.

[hifiguy]

3. What's he gonna do? Challenge Chris Christie to a farting contest

or a hot-dog eating showdown?

[nyquil_man]

4. Obama already fired Trump at the White House Correspondents' Dinner. n/t

[Scuba]

6. +1 and welcome to DU.

[Frustratedlady]

5. I can guarantee that I will be watching their convention.

Why do they think I stocked up all this popcorn?

I'm just curious if Romney/Ryan will both make it, or will Queen Ann give a thumb's down to any more campaigning?

[Erose999]

7. I'm thinking he's gonna go big. Like a blackface minstrel show. Or something equally offensive.

[JaneyVee]

8. Fucking racist POS. Donald, Pres.Obama IS MORE SUCCESSFUL than you. Get over it!

[onehandle]

9. What a pathetic buffoon. nt

[HooptieWagon]

10. As a coincidence...

Across the street from the convention hall is an overgrown vacant lot... the site of a proposed downtown condominium project. Trump sold his name to the developers, who then used it to buyers as a guarantee of the project's finances and exclusivity. Needless to say, after collecting millions in pre-construction sales, the developers declared bankruptcy and walked away. Lawsuits probably still pending, but the buyers will be lucky to collect a few pennies on the dollar. I think it was called Trump Towers or something? Ill have to google it up, this happened several years ago, during the housing bubble.

Edit: More info-check Wikipedia, Trump Tower (Tampa)

[Jackpine Radical]

11. Wonderful. What could be better than reminding people

of rMoney's job "creation" record & his liking for firing people?

These idiots are absolutely clueless and tone deaf.