Man accidentally shoots self in groin inside Buckeye Walmart

[StarryNite]

Man accidentally shoots self in groin inside Buckeye Walmart
Nathan J. Fish, Arizona Republic Published 4:31 p.m. MT Nov. 28, 2018 | Updated 5:19 p.m. MT Nov. 28, 2018

"Officers arrived and found the man in the meat department with the gunshot wound, police said.

He was taken to the hospital with survivable injuries, police said. No one else was hurt during the incident.

Police said all indications are the shooting was accidental, but police did file a report for unlawful discharge of a firearm."

[link:https://www.azcentral.com/story/news/local/southwest-valley-breaking/2018/11/28/man-accidentally-shoots-himself-groin-inside-buckeye-walmart/2143635002/?fbclid=IwAR27ujCfQSLW5VnN1NsMQ5uiWrI2L6x6Ajm2nXkk5Rz5WDOwBCy7SshLRE8|

[BootinUp]

1. Ooowwwww!!!

[Blue Owl]

2. Right in the ol' meat department...

[BlueMTexpat]

19. Loved that too!

[FSogol]

38. Haw! If only his meat was packing!

[lapfog_1]

3. Could be a candidate for a Darwin Award

depending on if he has had children already... and if he really shot his dick or balls off.

"The man was in a Walmart store near Watson and Yuma roads around 6:30 p.m., when the semiautomatic handgun began to slip as he carried it unholstered in the waistband of his sweatpants, Buckeye police said."

[Girard442]

7. GMTA

[backscatter712]

41. My thoughts as well.

Depending on the exact damage to relevant organs, he very well may have the dubious honor of being a living person that's eligible for a Darwin Award...

[Girard442]

4. He might be eligible for a Darwin Award if he shot both balls off.

The Darwin Awards go to people who contributed to the improvement of the human gene pool by removing themselves from it. Awards, as far as I know, are given out posthumously, but this could be a first.

[backscatter712]

42. IIRC, there are a few awardees or nominees out there that are still alive.

Circumstances are pretty similar as well.

[RockRaven]

5. That's gonna be a tender loin...

[underpants]

17. Bam!

[Crunchy Frog]

6. Is this a potential Darwin prize?

[Hekate]

9. Yes, especially if he has no progeny after this. Jeez Louise. nt

[rpannier]

18. And that is the real plus of the story

The dim-bulb will not have offspring

[Doreen]

8. It just does not surprise me that it happened at a Walmart.

[Separation]

11. Or that he was wearing sweatpants in Walmart

With a gun tucked in with no holster.

Just wearing sweatpants. . .I was always told, first at home, then in the military. You dont wear fucking gym clothes outside of a gym or your house.

I can already feel the judgemental hate, heading my way.

[TEB]

24. Exactly

[USALiberal]

30. Heading your way because it is silly. Maybe they stopped by after the gym.....

So your logic is they drive home, change and come back. Classic!

[Separation]

43. Well that and I pretty much asked for it by writing it down. 😂

A gym bag with a change of clothes out of the question? 😉

[USALiberal]

44. FFS, anyone who cares needs to get a life. Nt

[Separation]

45. That's cool

That's your opinion, just like my statement is my opinion.

The difference is, I'm not telling anyone to go get a life for their opinion.

[JustABozoOnThisBus]

33. Sweats - way more macho than pajama bottoms.

But shooting your "stuff" off while wearing sponge-bob pajamas would be a bit embarrassing.

[NBachers]

10. Sounds like he got himself some shredded pork. Good thing he brought along the meat tenderizer.

Then the Big Govmint showed up and interfered with his smoked meat barbecue.

[smirkymonkey]

35. *snort*

[Laffy Kat]

12. There's a hot dog joke here somewhere. nt

[BHDem53]

13. Is that a handgun in your sweatpants

or are you just happy to see me?

[DFW]

14. To which he answered..........

"As a matter of fact, yes, it is. Let me prove it to you."

[malaise]

23. ROFL

[murielm99]

15. My husband is wearing sweatpants these days.

He just had hernia surgery. I had to go out and buy him a pair of sweatpants.

I bet the guy was wearing sweatpants and no underwear.

[ProudMNDemocrat]

16. This gives "I shot the wad" new meaning.....

So sorry. The opportunity lended itself.

[BlueMTexpat]

20. This whole thread could be a

DUZY candidate!

[Kaleva]

21. Carried it with round in chamber in wasitband of his sweatpants.

[Nevilledog]

22. I especially liked the phrase "survivable injury"

You just know that means he at least lost one ball.

[PoindexterOglethorpe]

25. Guns make us safer.

That's what the gun apologists tell us all the time.

Imagine what horror might have happened had that guy not had a gun.

[PufPuf23]

31. His groin was headed towards the hamburger grinder in the meat department.

He had to shoot the groin to avoid the total horror of a hamburger grind annihilation.

Stupid people with guns are open season for mockery.

[mercuryblues]

26. I'm confused

is this the good guy with a gun or the bad guy with a gun?

Will he be shooting blanks from now on?

[Codeine]

29. Big guy with a gun vs

the little guy without a gun.

[mercuryblues]

32. Which brings up more confusion

What happens when you blow off your penis with your penis extension?

[Codeine]

34. Free assault rifle upgrade courtesy of the NRA.

Why do you think they’re going broke? Maintaining a healthy sense of tumescent manhood ain’t cheap.

[mercuryblues]

36. LOL

I guess he is still trying to wrap his head around it.

[NatBurner]

27. if only his dick had a gun this probably wouldn't have happened

groins are such snowflakes these days

[panader0]

28. I saw a guy with a handgun in Walmart.

I said "Pretty scary shopping here huh?". He looked at me like I was crazy.

[Codeine]

37. "I had to shoot -- it was reaching for my waistband!

It was cumming right at me!”

[DVRacer]

39. He was...

Cocked locked and ready to rock
Or
Being Christmas, “you’ll shoot your eye out”

[TeamPooka]

40. Obviously the person who invents bulletproof condoms will become a millionaire.

[Vinca]

46. I had no idea people were so afraid of buying groceries they needed their guns.

[Blue_true]

47. It is fortunate that the bullet went into his groin.

Instead of bouncing off the hard floor and killing someone.