Ode To White House Squatter ..."Singin' in the Rain" edited ... inspired by MM.
ODE TO WHITE HOUSE SQUATTER AND THE REPUBLICAN TROJAN HORSE HE RODE IN ON
JUST WHININ’ IN THE RAIN
I’m whinin' in the rain, pity-partyin’ in the rain
What a miserable feeling I'm screwed yet again
I'm yelling at clouds so dark up above
Revenge in my heart and I'm ready, by Jove
Let the stormy clouds chase every Fed from the place
Come on with the rain, I'll be hiding my face.
I'll charge down the halls, with an off-tune refrain
And fumin' and tweetin' while it rains
Why am I pissed off, and why do I bring?
Behind closet doors my staff down to whisper’ring?
Why do I get up. to poop and to tweet
Just to yell at my staff , there’s cheeseburgers on my sheet
Why’s it all Fake News, CNN bugaboo?
Because they are lying, which I would not do
They quote me…that’s wrong…’cause I don’t quite recall
The names of my kids or where’s my parosol.
Oh why do I whine, and why don’t I sing?
Why does past November seem like a bad dream?
Why is each new day dark, without Fox/Friends News?
Except when I’m golfing at Mar-a-lagoooo
Still…I’m whinin’ in the rain, just whining, in the rain
This here president’s job is becoming a pain.
I’ll stamp, stamp my feet, in rage, snit and ire,
And Curse Democrats, cause they’ve proved me a liar.
I’m sick of this song….it went on too long.
It’s just the material, now where is my bong?
How much would it cost us, to send Siberia-bound
The Trump Clan by USPS Parcel Ground.
(Then…we’ll be …)
Singin’ in the Rain, yes Singin’ in the Rain !!!
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