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Stinky The Clown

(67,798 posts)
Wed Dec 5, 2018, 11:53 AM Dec 2018

Individual 1 just sat down. He looks VERY uncomfortable.

Leaning forward in the pew, while everyone else is sitting back, looking as always, as if he is taking a shit.

He is drumming his fingers together. Fidgeting.

Waiting for the ground to open up and have Lucifer swallow him and render him to Hell.

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Individual 1 just sat down. He looks VERY uncomfortable. (Original Post) Stinky The Clown Dec 2018 OP
Always looks like he's taking a shit.. HipChick Dec 2018 #1
Hah! Michelle has her inauguration expression back! LOL (darlin', I relate.. truly I do) hlthe2b Dec 2018 #2
A church is probably a very uncomfortable place for him. The Velveteen Ocelot Dec 2018 #3
I'm happy that the Clintons ignored him. Rorey Dec 2018 #4
He may in fact be taking a shit. Still In Wisconsin Dec 2018 #5
You can't mash a Fuzzpope Dec 2018 #6
I had to comment, because I feel absolutely the same way. blugbox Dec 2018 #9
They took his phone away gratuitous Dec 2018 #7
I want a picture. Do we have one? nt Grasswire2 Dec 2018 #8

The Velveteen Ocelot

(115,683 posts)
3. A church is probably a very uncomfortable place for him.
Wed Dec 5, 2018, 11:57 AM
Dec 2018

Not that he believes in God, since in his own mind he's God. But nobody else in a church thinks he's God.

 

Fuzzpope

(602 posts)
6. You can't mash a
Wed Dec 5, 2018, 12:15 PM
Dec 2018

Square peg into a circle hole. He's incongruent in literally every presidential situation simply because *he does not belong there*.

God, I hate the living air from his lungs, I wish every day the man would just keel over and fucking die.

And I hate myself for feeling that way about another human being, but it's fucking impossible to feel any other way about this monsterous interloper.

blugbox

(951 posts)
9. I had to comment, because I feel absolutely the same way.
Wed Dec 5, 2018, 01:41 PM
Dec 2018

I have yet to find the proper words to even describe how I truly feel about that THING in the White House.

"God, I hate the living air from his lungs" Reading this gave me the first sense of a weight off my shoulders. These are part of the words I will forever use as I describe him. Thank you.

It feels shameful harbouring such hate even for one individual, but there truly has not been a single human I detest more, or have ever felt this way about.

I'm making a promise to myself that I will revel in his misery, take joy in his suffering, and celebrate his INEVITABLE DEATH, while at the same time, being more accepting of people in general and being of service whenever possible.

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