"Narcissisticolepsy"...

[brooklynite]

Link to tweet

[tymorial]

1. This is both hilarious and very disgusting

[calimary]

4. ONG, is he really dozing off in church?

I’m not watching the coverage. I already know how it ends. Even the “post-game show” that’ll monopolize most of the rest of the day will be a little too much.

Husband wanted to put in some nerdy space science videos instead. I’m okay with that. I find that stuff rather fascinating. We’ve got a show on about the planet Venus right now.

Besides, if we keep going on the reckless wasteful and willfully ignorant path we’re on now, our climate crisis denial will take us to Venus anyway. And we won’t even have to leave our living rooms much less Earth orbit.

[tymorial]

6. God knows I have fallen asleep in church before

I dont fault him for the location but he is the sitting president and he is attending the funeral of a former. It's an embarrassment to the country (his whole being is an embarrassment, I know) and disrespectful.

[Dave Starsky]

9. They probably filled him with enough tranquilizers...

To send a rhinoceros to Slumberland.

I'm frankly amazed he's able to remain in a seated position.

[PatSeg]

15. Its possible

he is trying to shut everyone out. He knows how they all feel about him.

[Javaman]

2. Backpfeifengesicht

This German word is used to describe a face that’s in need of a good punch, as in, ‘good grief, he’s got a right backpfeifengesicht… that face is just asking to be punched’.

[calimary]

5. Oh gosh - gotta make a note of this one!

[11 Bravo]

10. I love that word. I used to think that Martin Shkreli ...

was the poster boy, but for now, NOBODY has a more punchable face than Donald Fucking Trump.

[Javaman]

13. it became popular with shkreli. he was very punchable indeed. nt

[geardaddy]

14. Yep, I used it all the time for Shkreli

[erronis]

16. How about that scientologist actor - can't remember name - from Top Gun, or

dump's son-out-law kushner. For that matter all of the dump's smirking faced relatives.

[Eliot Rosewater]

3. If you sought to find the one person in America

with the least qualifications to be president, the one person more guilty of economic crimes and worse, the one person incapable of being patriotic, the one person who would sacrifice the lives of hundreds of millions of human beings if necessary to protect himself, you could not find another person more suited than rump.




You could not create this guy in a Hollywood writers room of the greatest writers alive.

The very people who think he is on their side he has spent his life stealing from. AMAZING but he gets no credit for being willing to steal without having a conscience. That doesnt take brains, it takes being a narcissist.

[Gothmog]

7. Yeah for Betty Bowers

[Mr.Bill]

8. Sedated

to make sure he doesn't do or say anything too stupid. This is done often.

[Hermit-The-Prog]

11. sedation to hide parkinson's tremors?

[Mr.Bill]

12. I don't think so,

just to control him at times. Whenever he has to do or say something solemn and read from a teleprompter and not go off the rails he looks and acts completely different.

[FakeNoose]

18. That, plus they took his phone away

Otherwise he'd be sitting in church tweeting like an asshole. I'm thinking either Ivanka or one of the boys maybe. (?)
General Kelly doesn't have the stones any more.

[erronis]

17. Couldn't they do this by a remote-control injector?

Anytime he opens his mouth - a little squirt.

[skypilot]

19. He was probably up all night...

...tweeting stupid shit. If only he could all asleep for the next two years.