Breaking: Trump announces Colonel Sanders to replace John Kelly as Chief of Staff

[LuckyCharms]

But Mr. President, Harland Sanders has been deceased for many years now...

FAKE NEWS! SAD! WHERE ARE MY GODDAMN POPCORN NUGGETS???? GET ME SOME POT PIE TOO. MMM...CHICKEN POT PIE....MMMM...TENDERS TOO, EXTRA CRISPY...

Mr. President...

[underpants]

1. Well, it is Fry Day

[malaise]

3. DUzy

[malaise]

2. Is that lyin' smoky eyes' husband

or the dead chicken guy?

[LuckyCharms]

4. .

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Colonel_Sanders

[Cirque du So-What]

5. He specifically said he didn't want the extra-crispy colonel

That tan is real, which would make orange day-glo spray tan stand out like a sore thumb.

[BSdetect]

6. Does Colonel Sanders work at Fox? Drumph's go to personnel source.

[Blue Owl]

7. Cross that off his bucket list

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