S-Y-N-E-R-G-Y as sung by Donald J. Trump to Traitor Tot.

[TheBlackAdder]

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A parody rewrite of Tammy Wynette's D-I-V-O-R-C-E

S-Y-N-E-R-G-Y sung by DJT


Our little boy is forty-one years old and quite a little man
So we spell out the words we don't want him to understand
Like S-P-Y or maybe T-R-A-I-T-O-R-S
But the words we're hiding from him now
Tear the heart right out of me.

Our S-Y-N-E-R-G-Y; becomes final today
Me and little D-O-N will be goin' away
I love you both and this will be pure H-E double L for me
Oh, I wish that we could stop this S-Y-N-E-R-G-Y.

Watch him smile, he thinks it Christmas
Or his 42nd Birthday
And he thinks C-U-S-T-O-D-Y spells fun or play
I spell out all the hurtin' words
And turn my head when I speak
'Cause I can't spell away this hurt
That's drippin' down my cheek.

Our S-Y-N-E-R-G-Y; becomes final today
Me and little D-O-N will be goin' away
I love you both and this will be pure H-E double L for me
Oh, I wish that we could stop this S-Y-N-E-R-G-Y.

Note: Not many words had to change to bring a whole new meaning.

fourth to forty-one
T-O-Y to S-P-Y
S-U-R-P-R-I-S-E to T-R-A-I-T-O-R-S
D-I-V-O-R-C-E to S-Y-N-E-R-G-Y
J-O-E to D-O-N
5th to 42nd

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