Broken: Don Jr. Asks for First Woolly Mammoth Hunting Permit

[MineralMan]

Donald Trump, Jr. has applied for a hunting permit in Russia in anticipation of the upcoming cloning of a woolly mammoth by scientists in that country. At a press conference commemorating his application, he said, "I've killed many animals over my years of big game hunting. As the son of the President of the United States, I should be the first in line to shoot a woolly mammoth, once one is available. President Putin owes that to me, I think, for the many services my father has provided to him."

[malaise]

1. Silly me -I thought this was about the tiara

https://www.democraticunderground.com/100211530066

[MineralMan]

2. I hear that Ivanka will introduce a limited number of woolly mammoth

sweaters shortly thereafter, too. Pricey, but exclusive.

[democratisphere]

3. Ivanka's Extinction Collection of Outerwear.

[MineralMan]

6. Yup. And "Extinction" will be the perfume featured as part

of the collection. "Extinction by Ivanka - the Last Scent You'll Ever Need to Buy".

[DFW]

4. This had BETTER be from the Onion (or you made it up?)!!

It is telling that one even has to ask...........

[MineralMan]

5. Nope. It came directly from my own fevered brain.

First clue is the word "Broken:" in the title.

[DFW]

7. Then I'll add the appropriate Trump, Jr. Limerick

A mammoth clone, oh, how I will it!
I want one, take my card and bill it
Such a thrill, I’ll be blunt,
To go out and hunt
And be the first human to kill it!

[MineralMan]

8. Outstanding!

[malaise]

9. Fabulous