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ffr

(22,670 posts) Mon Dec 10, 2018, 01:05 PM Dec 2018

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BREAKING: Scott Baio has been offered the position of White House chief of staff

BREAKING: Scott Baio has been offered the position of White House chief of staff to replace John Kelly. The idea to hire Baio reportedly came from Trump himself. “Scott did an awesome job handling those unruly kids on ‘Charles in Charge.’ I think he’ll do fine in the West Wing.”

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BREAKING: Scott Baio has been offered the position of White House chief of staff (Original Post) ffr Dec 2018 OP

:D LongtimeAZDem Dec 2018 #1

Joanie wasn't available? muntrv Dec 2018 #2

or Buddy, the next door neighbor?? PubliusEnigma Dec 2018 #7

She is no longer living AwakeAtLast Dec 2018 #18

Trump doesn't need double talk. He needs Bob Loblaw. Tommy_Carcetti Dec 2018 #3

No habla espanol underpants Dec 2018 #10

He called Hillary Clinton a cunt. thbobby Dec 2018 #4

And Don sees, he wants Charles in Charge of DC PubliusEnigma Dec 2018 #5

Sad. My favorite pick has always been Meatloaf. Vinca Dec 2018 #6

No, the Nuge! central scrutinizer Dec 2018 #20

Bwah HAH!1 UTUSN Dec 2018 #8

How can that be? Stephen Baldwin already accepted it! TheBlackAdder Dec 2018 #9

I wasn't sure this was satire till I got to the Charles in Charge reference Bucky Dec 2018 #11

If DT actually offered it to him, I wouldn't put it past him to accept. LiberalFighter Dec 2018 #19

BUMMER!!! I was hoping for Kid Rock. Raster Dec 2018 #12

We all have our favorites gratuitous Dec 2018 #13

Is this from the Onion? workinclasszero Dec 2018 #14

How about Jon Voight, he loves the orange anus with all his heart workinclasszero Dec 2018 #15

Chachi or Gary Busey leading the pack. Hassler Dec 2018 #16

This can't be real JDC Dec 2018 #17

Hey, it's Celebrity Apprentice: White House Edition! Initech Dec 2018 #21

LongtimeAZDem

(4,494 posts)

1. :D

Reply to ffr (Original post)

Mon Dec 10, 2018, 01:06 PM

Dec 2018

muntrv

(14,505 posts)

2. Joanie wasn't available?

Reply to ffr (Original post)

Mon Dec 10, 2018, 01:07 PM

Dec 2018

PubliusEnigma

(1,583 posts)

7. or Buddy, the next door neighbor??

Reply to muntrv (Reply #2)

Mon Dec 10, 2018, 01:22 PM

Dec 2018

AwakeAtLast

(14,125 posts)

18. She is no longer living

Reply to muntrv (Reply #2)

Mon Dec 10, 2018, 05:14 PM

Dec 2018

But that would be perfect for Trump.

Tommy_Carcetti

(43,182 posts)

3. Trump doesn't need double talk. He needs Bob Loblaw.

Reply to ffr (Original post)

Mon Dec 10, 2018, 01:09 PM

Dec 2018

(It's funny how Bob Loblaw seems to be the exact type of lawyer Trump would need at this time.)

underpants

(182,803 posts)

10. No habla espanol

Reply to Tommy_Carcetti (Reply #3)

Mon Dec 10, 2018, 01:56 PM

Dec 2018

thbobby

(1,474 posts)

4. He called Hillary Clinton a cunt.

Reply to ffr (Original post)

Mon Dec 10, 2018, 01:10 PM

Dec 2018

Of course, trump believes he is qualified to be his chief of staff. Strange times when outlandish satire sounds so plausible.

PubliusEnigma

(1,583 posts)

5. And Don sees, he wants Charles in Charge of DC

Reply to ffr (Original post)

Mon Dec 10, 2018, 01:19 PM

Dec 2018

Vinca

(50,271 posts)

6. Sad. My favorite pick has always been Meatloaf.

Reply to ffr (Original post)

Mon Dec 10, 2018, 01:20 PM

Dec 2018

central scrutinizer

(11,648 posts)

20. No, the Nuge!

Reply to Vinca (Reply #6)

Mon Dec 10, 2018, 10:56 PM

Dec 2018

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UTUSN

(70,695 posts)

8. Bwah HAH!1

Reply to ffr (Original post)

Mon Dec 10, 2018, 01:26 PM

Dec 2018

TheBlackAdder

(28,195 posts)

9. How can that be? Stephen Baldwin already accepted it!

Reply to ffr (Original post)

Mon Dec 10, 2018, 01:38 PM

Dec 2018

Bucky

(54,013 posts)

11. I wasn't sure this was satire till I got to the Charles in Charge reference

Reply to ffr (Original post)

Mon Dec 10, 2018, 02:05 PM

Dec 2018

I still wouldn't rule out the possibility. Sadly, I think Scott Baio is helping his wife deal with a potentially terminal brain disease so he wouldn't actually be available

LiberalFighter

(50,928 posts)

19. If DT actually offered it to him, I wouldn't put it past him to accept.

Reply to Bucky (Reply #11)

Mon Dec 10, 2018, 05:44 PM

Dec 2018

Raster

(20,998 posts)

12. BUMMER!!! I was hoping for Kid Rock.

Reply to ffr (Original post)

Mon Dec 10, 2018, 02:12 PM

Dec 2018

gratuitous

(82,849 posts)

13. We all have our favorites

Reply to ffr (Original post)

Mon Dec 10, 2018, 02:17 PM

Dec 2018

I think James Woods is a natural for the position.

workinclasszero

(28,270 posts)

14. Is this from the Onion?

Reply to ffr (Original post)

Mon Dec 10, 2018, 02:22 PM

Dec 2018

If not...you got to be kidding me!

workinclasszero

(28,270 posts)

15. How about Jon Voight, he loves the orange anus with all his heart

Reply to ffr (Original post)

Mon Dec 10, 2018, 02:28 PM

Dec 2018

Jon Voight breaks down, cries tears of joy while talking about President Trump in Fox News interview

https://www.yahoo.com/entertainment/jon-voight-breaks-cries-tears-joy-talking-president-donald-trump-fox-news-interview-161415843.html

Hassler

(3,377 posts)

16. Chachi or Gary Busey leading the pack.

Reply to ffr (Original post)

Mon Dec 10, 2018, 03:03 PM

Dec 2018

JDC

(10,127 posts)

17. This can't be real

Reply to ffr (Original post)

Mon Dec 10, 2018, 03:03 PM

Dec 2018

Initech

(100,075 posts)

21. Hey, it's Celebrity Apprentice: White House Edition!

Reply to ffr (Original post)

Mon Dec 10, 2018, 11:02 PM

Dec 2018

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