Would you like to have a laugh at the expense of QAnon?

[DetlefK]

https://www.dailykos.com/stories/2018/12/6/1817486/-Where-were-you-when-Q-arrested-Barack-Obama-and-Hillary-Clinton-at-George-Bush-s-funeral

Still, Wednesday had to be considered something of a special challenge. Under the hashtags #TheStormIsComing and #D5, Q Anon fanatics have spent weeks rubbing their hands in anticipation of the “greatest day in American history,” the day in which the veil would be removed, and everyone would learn that the Justice Department has been, all along, secretly investigating the pizza-basement-child-sex-traffic-drug-running-Deep-State ways of the Democratic Party. December 5 was supposed to be that day—the day when everyone would learn that Trump was not only right, but that there would barely be enough cells in the country to lock up all the people who needed locking.

Of course Obama and Clinton were givens for the lock-up. And everyone who ever worked at the DNC or the Obama White House or the Clinton White House. Senate Intelligence Committee Democratic leader Mark Warner? Absolutely. Didn’t you read the part where he’s a Democrat? Rod Rosenstein is also headed to jail, but not Robert Mueller because Mueller is secretly part of Team Q. All the paperwork he’s filed? Just cover to throw off the sheeple while Mueller puts “millions” of indictments in place.

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The obvious excuse might be that Bush’s death and funeral threw off the plans. But that would mean admitting that Q isn’t all knowledgeable and completely prescient. It was not possible that a 94-year-old man who had been ill for years might die on his own. Instead, Bush was executed expressly so that his death could provide the focal point for D5. This is clear … because James Comey’s dog died.

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The latest calculations seem to involve Michael Flynn’s birthday. Because while Wikipedia says that the former national security adviser was born on December 5, QAnon faithful who claim to have tracked down Flynn’s sister claim that Flynn was actually born on December 24. And since Flynn’s indictment is just part of the cover that Muller is creating to distract the Fake News, this cover-up of his true birth day is clearly … no, really, that’s a thing.

And here is proof that QAnon must be right: On March 23rd he posted a hint that might be a clue towards the US Army Corps of Engineers. And today, December 11th, Trump tweeted that the US military will build his wall.

Coincidence?

QAnon knew that Trump wouldn't get his wall funded. He knew that the Democrats would win the Midterms and refuse to fund the wall and QAnon knew that Trump would get the idea to have the military build the wall.

This QAnon-guy is truly astounding.

Link to tweet

[Coventina]

1. So, this is Rapture 2.0?

Man these people are gullible!

[htuttle]

2. This is like a stroll through schizophrenic's brain

[FM123]

3. These Q Anon followers are ludicrous in the crap they believe.

That being said, some are downright dangerous because of not only what they believe but who they are.
Here in Broward County, FL (where the Parkland shooting took place, where the mail bomber was arrested etc) a SWAT officer was relieved of duty because he proudly wore his Q patch on his uniform when Pence came to visit. Armed, dangerous and sanctioned to kill - a nightmare scenario.
https://www.miaminewtimes.com/news/broward-south-florida-cop-wore-qanon-patch-with-mike-pence-10938571

[itsrobert]

4. Nobody has seen QAnon and Roseanne together

Interesting.

[tblue37]

5. Actually, no one has seen Roseanne together. nt

[DetlefK]

6. I'm not saying I'm Batman...

But nobody has ever seen me and Batman in the same room.

[ProfessorGAC]

8. Not That You Know Of

But, our cameras are everywhere. Come on, Detlef, you know that!

[NewJeffCT]

7. I'm surprised at how many believe this obvious BS

I mean, there has even been speculation that it's a Democrat mocking Trumpsters by posting whackadoodle conspiracies, but they're still taking it and running with it.

[Hortensis]

9. Over 300,000,000 Americans, and an estimated 1 in 4

have a diagnosable mental disorder, 1 in 6 actual mental illness. Diagnosable because they're strong enough to be significantly disabling.

And of course, these aren't black and white divisions. For instance, many people on examination display traits of personality disorder without their being so strong as to derail their ability to function fairy well and justify formal diagnosis.

Trump's problems strong enough to adversely affect a lot of relationships but not so severe that the person couldn't usually hold onto a steady job.

A friend who really needs but won't take prescribed blood pressure medicine because of suspicion of Big Pharm, and instead doses himself with various herbs that really don't do the job.

People on JPR who pointed to a little pink spot on Bernie Sanders' face as proof that Hillary's goons beat him into compliance.

Of course that "locked and loaded" Broward County swat team sergeant, ready for action in Trump's top-secret war against Hillary's criminal cabal. He's been demoted, btw, and just hope they're insisting on professional counseling as well.