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Related: Editorials & Other Articles, Issue Forums, Alliance Forums, Region ForumsROFL: Steve Schmidt on Pence's "performance" in the Oval Office today...LOLOL
"If you sit like that on a commercial airliner, what will happen is all the flight attendants will have a meeting upfront to decide which one will check his pulse."
Link to tweet
Cha
(297,975 posts)Good god!
olegramps
(8,200 posts)That is his new persona. He is quickly changing to blend in with the back ground and avoid detection. Normal operation for a weasel.
lindysalsagal
(20,787 posts)Bernardo de La Paz
(49,064 posts)smb
(3,478 posts)Don the Con knows you were there, and that makes you the prime scapegoat for the fiasco.
Woodycall
(259 posts)and he couldn't move very fast.
smb
(3,478 posts)spooky3
(34,523 posts)work for him either, although he's smart enough to try to find a chair to hide under before using it.
fierywoman
(7,704 posts)tblue37
(65,527 posts)Gothmog
(145,821 posts)rurallib
(62,477 posts)Gothmog
(145,821 posts)HuskyOffset
(892 posts)Pences Secret Service codename?
keithbvadu2
(37,024 posts)smb
(3,478 posts)DeminPennswoods
(15,294 posts)That is hilarious. I'm sure someone(s) will be making a "Flat Mike" and start posing with pictures of it and posting them online.
Grown2Hate
(2,013 posts)"SIXTY-NINE!!!" LoL Couldn't resist.
superpatriotman
(6,254 posts)Here's a non sex tip from Flat Mike...
Grown2Hate
(2,013 posts)DeminPennswoods
(15,294 posts)For those who might not know, Flat Stanley is a character in a children's series of books who can make himself flat as a piece of paper. The Flat Stanley Project http://www.flatstanleyproject.com/ describes what to do.
An example:
dewsgirl
(14,961 posts)ailsagirl
(22,904 posts)calimary
(81,566 posts)Credit goes to DUer VOX:
https://www.democraticunderground.com/100211541550#post17
B Stieg
(2,410 posts)Jeebus!!!
bdamomma
(63,959 posts)he's fired.
Hotler
(11,473 posts)I find him kinda creepy and I wouldn't trust him. No way in hell can we let him ever hold the presidency.
keithbvadu2
(37,024 posts)Donald cannot trust Pence because he is not direct family.
LiberalLovinLug
(14,179 posts)Sit still. Hope no one is paying you any attention. Lord Jebesus for sure don't ever give any indication other than you are in total lock step with the President. And if you can't say anything nice.....don't say a word.
He's already thrown out in the garbage all his Christian principles. He and many in the evangelical MAGA world I'm sure are thinking the same way this cartoon does. That the good lord will use Dear Donald as much as possible to further the Christian Right agenda, like getting a couple more conservative judges on the SCOTUS, and other anti-choice judicial appointments. And that's fine. But if Trump is railroaded out of office by the angry deep state Democrats, they ain't even worried, because Mighty Mike will swoop in and complete their dreams of a new American Theocracy. And Pence is sitting as quiet as a mouse until then.
gtar100
(4,192 posts)As for being over...hopefully soon. As for being president...hopefully never.
NastyRiffraff
(12,448 posts)Did they drug him, or was he praying to be raptured and put out of his misery?
lastlib
(23,359 posts)Maybe Mueller was *charging* him?
Marcuse
(7,556 posts)LakeArenal
(28,864 posts)He wants his Mommy..
SunSeeker
(51,794 posts)djacq
(1,634 posts)Not only the first branch government,
Shes going to sit behind him during the next SOTU!
LibDemAlways
(15,139 posts)a woman other than his wife because the temptation would simply be too great. So maybe he's attracted to Nancy Pelosi and was simply trying to restrain himself by focusing intently on something else. Either that or he's been replaced by a mannequin as in a Twilight Zone episode. Schumer seemed to be getting a kick out of the whole thing. Can't wait to see the SNL version. This stuff writes itself.
KY_EnviroGuy
(14,499 posts)* Lord Putin,
* Lord Adelson,
* Lord Koch,
* Lord Mercer,
and
* Lord Murdoch.
................
LakeArenal
(28,864 posts)KY_EnviroGuy
(14,499 posts)Damn shame he's not praying (for example) for the people suffering in Yemen and on our Southern border......
Volaris
(10,278 posts)Honeycombe8
(37,648 posts)Altho right now I forget what it was. He can be funny sometimes. Funny guy with pointed observations. He has a way with words.
edbermac
(15,950 posts)No wonder he looked paralyzed.
NJCher
(35,810 posts)That's called a "regulator." It's saying, " no" and "stop."
She wants to regulate him. Hahah. Trump, you gettin' some regulatin' real soon.
HuskyOffset
(892 posts)Jedi Mind Trick?
These are not the immigrants youre looking for...we dont need The Wall...
DeminPennswoods
(15,294 posts)rolling down my cheeks from uncontrolled laughter.
To me, Pence looked like someone from back in the day of complete crowd silence and players wearing white tennis togs just sitting still and watching the match by only moving his head back and forth during each volley.
ffr
(22,676 posts)are catching up to him too.
Mind you, he just had a closed door luncheon with Individual-1 this week about what exactly, nobody knows. Then individual-1 made a move on his Chief of Staff to replace John Kelly, but instead of the CoS taking Individual-1's offer, he declined, deciding rather to immediately resign from VP Pence's position too...the week after we find out that Individual-1 is a felon.
VOX
(22,976 posts)As if he knows. Hes in for a rough time with Mother.
hibbing
(10,113 posts)There are some brilliantly funny people on here.
Peace
MaryMagdaline
(6,859 posts)dem4decades
(11,321 posts)Midnight Writer
(21,843 posts)DFW
(54,494 posts)nitpicker
(7,153 posts)Pence's pensiveness: how the internet roasted the vice-president
Mike Pences stiff demeanor during a White House meeting was compared to Elf on the Shelf, a wax figure and some even wondered if he was awake ... or still alive
(snip)
Danascot
(4,699 posts)do you get a picture of Pence? Maybe not yet but check back in a couple of days.
LittleGirl
(8,292 posts)that his time is coming up real soon to take over this shit storm. We have to be sure that he is shown to be complicit in this criminal behavior.
TNNurse
(6,931 posts)I think it was Mike Barnicle.
underpants
(183,006 posts)rgbecker
(4,835 posts)But has nothing to say about shutting down the government?
CaptYossarian
(6,448 posts)dembotoz
(16,864 posts)he saw the train wreck coming and he just had to sit and watch
BlancheSplanchnik
(20,219 posts)relayerbob
(6,561 posts)Screaming, posturing, threatening, pouting, crying, throwing food... and then there are the other people in the room.
Javaman
(62,534 posts)geardaddy
(24,931 posts)Metro135
(359 posts)Mr.Bill
(24,358 posts)the Anti-Charisma.
keithbvadu2
(37,024 posts)Someone earlier made a comment that Donald was PO'ed because Pence did not speak up for him.
Is that true?
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